Caption competition # 1265

[Sean Thornton]

 

[ChezVegasBlade]

So Chris,
What does promotion actually feel like....?

 

[botoble]

Chris you are arguably the Best English manager to have never been England manager...

Can I call you daddy?

 

[BushBlade]

What do you think to the owners then?

Shut up, cameras are on us.

 

[SHOREHAMST.com]

How do you pull off the manly moobs look as I’m struggling here with the overweight lesbian look.

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Wish I’d been the one to do it Chris..

 

[Bartleby]

It's called Just for Men, Chris it's great!

Ah fuck off and get a proper job.

 

[INTERUNITED]

Nigel : "Dad is that you"?

 

[Billyblade]

It's easy Nige, try it. Just put your hands in your pockets. Absolutely no-one will know that you're tickling your bollocks

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

NC: Why’s Alan doing a flamingo impersonation?

CW: Just ignore him, don’t encourage it.

 

[SHOREHAMST.com]

Keep still, there’s a giraffe right behind us.

 

[wavy-blade]

Did you like our winner Chris ?

Doh !

 

[diode_blade]

NC: What about Steve Bruce leaving those piggies for the toons
CW: Don't worry I here he's in line for the Burton job.

 

[Snake]

Where was your pre-season training camp, the fuckin Galapagos? You've returned with Lonesome George!

 

[benn5712]

NC. 2 - 1 eh, fear the beard eh.
CW. Want to see t'underside of a 51 bus, EH ?

 

[diode_blade]

CW: I've given Tunaman your application for the new managers post
NC: I always wanted to manage a massive club
CW: Stay at Burton then

 

[diode_blade]

NC: Can I have some tips on how to beat Hull
CW: No f**k off
(bit harsh I know)

 

[elgoog44]

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NC- "Alright Tubby.."
CW - "Shut it Kate Moss"

 

[Balti Pie]

FLN: "Fancy a glass of red wine in my office after the final whistle, Christopher?"
CW: "No, mate - coach driver's stopping at the offie on the way back and we're all getting trollied on Peroni - that's how WE roll."

 

[tyke1889]

When's your audition for the new Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?

 

[HVR]

“I won, I’m the best. Admit it - I won and I’m the best”
“Whatever.”

 

[Bladebri]

“Penny for your thoughts Chris”

“Fuck off we deal in millions now lad”

 

[DifferentClass]

FLN: "Fancy a glass of red wine in my office after the final whistle, Christopher?"
CW: "No, mate - coach driver's stopping at the offie on the way back and we're all getting trollied on Peroni - that's how WE roll."

You think the son of a bloke who once locked his team in a room full of hard liquor the night before a European Cup final would settle for a glass of wine?

 

[Hagan's boot]

You know Chris, I reckon my belly is getting to be as big as yours.

 

[ScottBlade]

NC "Fancy lending us some players then, chris?"

CW "Yeah, you can have Carruthers"

 

[Trafford]

Gizza job, I can do that, go on, gizza job.....

 

[Tongeincheek]

NC: “not bad - but you could have got promoted to the prem first time of asking if you’d just kept Jay McEveley at centre-back”

 

[Eza Blade]

CW “careful lad, Knilly likes to nut tactically inept twats”

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

"I bet I can suck my belly in more than you".

 

[Original United]

"Nigel can I ask you for your advice"