Neal Maupay

[Ricky]

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Hello Neal mate, I'm quite pleased to be on the same team as you, for a week at least, because you were a difficult opponent when our teams met last season and even before, yes even before, because although some people think you've only had one season I know you were decent the previous one too and I don't know what more anyone could have expected for £1.6m, you run about well and stuff, and score a few which is always useful

 

[Bill the bee]

Maybe you should do what we did and find some cheap options to help you get promoted not finish outside top 6 again

Just a thought

We are doing that now we have signed 5 players since some of you started creaming yourselves about Maupay joining you.Should have tried to sign Adams for 15 mill would have been hilarious business.123 pages and not one quote from anyone of importance that you made a bid and our DoFs and Head coach have both been quoted saying no bids have been received.You might still sign him but you seem more keen than your owners maybe they are to wrapped up in their legal stuff

 

[Gin&Juice]

We are doing that now we have signed 5 players since some of you started creaming yourselves about Maupay joining you.Should have tried to sign Adams for 15 mill would have been hilarious business.123 pages and not one quote from anyone of importance that you made a bid and our DoFs and Head coach have both been quoted saying no bids have been received.You might still sign him but you seem more keen than your owners maybe they are to wrapped up in their legal stuff

Alright Bill. Thanks for the update. Don’t you have better things to be doing tonight?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

We are doing that now we have signed 5 players since some of you started creaming yourselves about Maupay joining you.Should have tried to sign Adams for 15 mill would have been hilarious business.123 pages and not one quote from anyone of importance that you made a bid and our DoFs and Head coach have both been quoted saying no bids have been received.You might still sign him but you seem more keen than your owners maybe they are to wrapped up in their legal stuff

Bill the bee

Do you do kids parties?

 

[Davalon]

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"Have I ever told you Pontus, that from a slight distance out of the light you look like Kyle Bartley?

Anyway, enough of this tinpot outfit, I'm off. Probably never play against you again. Salut."

 

[Sean Thornton]

Bill the bee

Do you do kids parties?

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Unlikely.

 

[Sheffsteel]

Bill the bee

Do you do kids parties?

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Alli can say is......bring back Les.
It’s wise to temper premature gloating because some of these Bees may well be left with a lot of egg on their faces.
Also they still don’t get that we have Richard Cadette...who may well be Chris Wilder himself...giving us little updates once in a while.
RC’s record over the years has been almost accurate every time, he’s built up a reputation so good that sometimes the local journo’s seem to use his info.

 

[Roygbiv]

"Do what we do and go shopping in a cheaper market"

Brentfords record transfer fee is higher than ours and they've already spent more on players this season than we did last season.

Despite this we managed to get promoted after just a season in the Championship. I'm not sure why any Brentford fan thinks they're in a position to give us advice to be honest.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

We are doing that now we have signed 5 players since some of you started creaming yourselves about Maupay joining you.Should have tried to sign Adams for 15 mill would have been hilarious business.123 pages and not one quote from anyone of importance that you made a bid and our DoFs and Head coach have both been quoted saying no bids have been received.You might still sign him but you seem more keen than your owners maybe they are to wrapped up in their legal stuff

I can't help thinking of Jay in the Inbetweeners after Simon had kissed Carli.

"Calm down, it was only a kiss. Come back to me when you're wanking over her arse as she frigs herself off."

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Did you hear that from the same source as all of these?

Dale Jennings

Heard a few flutters of a season long loan for the lad. Trying to find out more, would be a good signing imo though.

www.s24su.com

Neil Collins is going to Ipswich

From a reliable source, he's gonna Ipswich, deal is nailed on. You heard it here.

www.s24su.com

Incoming? - Bobby Zamora

Heard a few whispers he could become our new striker on loan, not what we need i don't think. Spends most of his time on the physio table. "When your sat in row Z and the ball hits your head... that's Zamora"..... Maybe we could change Zamora for Porter and chant that week in week out. :)

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Some Information regarding Incomings/Outgoings

I've been speaking to someone close to a few people at the club and he has quite a bit of information regarding some of the incomings and outgoings, here's what he's shared. John Brayford - Won't be joining SUFC as he's held talks with Cardiff who are free to let him go on a permanent, Norwich...

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Incoming? - Akwasi Asante

Out of contract at Birmingham, played on loan at Shrewsbury last season, Clough interested in signing him. :) Shoot me down...

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Hearing a nasty rumour here.

Hearing rumours that Paddy Kenny could be coming back to us as back up for Howard with Long looking to be loaned out. I know 100% that Paddy still has a home in Sheffield though im not sure if thats his main address and he occasionally visits Pets at Home in Crystal Peaks for fish (seen him a...

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Incoming? - Tom Pope

Signing today.

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Outgoing? - Leeds looking at Morgan

Chris Morgan, shock candidate to take over Leeds United. Heard it here second.

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Incoming? - Andy Johnson

We're in for Andy Johnson on loan, from our friends club, Crystal Palace. Another one that's come straight from the hospital.

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Outgoing? - Matt Done

Wanted by Wigan.

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Incoming? - Shaun Hutchinson

Heard that we are close to signing him on a season long loan. Center back from Fulham.

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Billy Sharp

I've been told today by Sebastian (Billy's brother) that he's leaving because wilder wants to build the attack around Clarke. Ipswich is a possible destination it seems.

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Incoming? - Neil Etheridge

Will be a Blade before August the 5th.

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Gone Elsewhere - Jon Walters

Set to sign allegedly...

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For all those unfamiliar with JL94x4 ’s previous work and that are hanging on his every word, I haven’t been selective here; he has literally never got one right.

That’s incredible .

 

[yorkshirecoast]

Brentfords record transfer fee is higher than ours and they've already spent more on players this season than we did last season.

A shocking indictment of our Board given the difference in the size and fan base of the two clubs.

 

[Bladesman]

"Do what we do and go shopping in a cheaper market"

Brentfords record transfer fee is higher than ours and they've already spent more on players this season than we did last season.

Despite this we managed to get promoted after just a season in the Championship. I'm not sure why any Brentford fan thinks they're in a position to give us advice to be honest.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

That will only attract more. Don’t get all our members that are interacting with them, this is a Sheffield United forum!

 

[sheffielder]

Bill the bee

Do you do kids parties?

Probably in the 70's. Been on a stretch since then

 

[Pinchy]

Anyway, at least we’ve had all Brentford’s fans on now...

 

[Tunstall Fred]

A shocking indictment of our Board given the difference in the size and fan base of the two clubs.

And yet, we find ourselves in the Premier League, Brentford are competing with Wednesday for mid table mediocrity in the Championship.

Bravo to our board I say.

 

[Brownieblade]

We are doing that now we have signed 5 players since some of you started creaming yourselves about Maupay joining you.Should have tried to sign Adams for 15 mill would have been hilarious business.123 pages and not one quote from anyone of importance that you made a bid and our DoFs and Head coach have both been quoted saying no bids have been received.You might still sign him but you seem more keen than your owners maybe they are to wrapped up in their legal stuff

I doubt either you or me know if a bid has been lodged

The chances of you having this top quality striker and not having bids for him are IMO pretty slim and it’s just as likely that your top brass are not giving you the full story as much as it’s likely as we don’t have the full story

 

[Pierre's PC]

Normally when people discover the interwebz, they look up cat pictures or prOn. They do things differently it seems down Brentford way.

 

[davidblade]

Maupay greeting one of his 3 new teammates who have joined while the club were in Austria if only you had actually made a bid for the player instead of posting and listening to ridiculous rumours.You obviously can’t afford him do what we have to do go shopping in a cheaper market there’s some bargains out there.

Just why are you here go away!

 

[Pinchy]

A shocking indictment of our Board given the difference in the size and fan base of the two clubs.

Any other Blades issues you’re burning to discuss?...

 

[yorkshirecoast]

Any other Blades issues you’re burning to discuss?...

Oh dear - it’s you again.

I have posted several comments in the last few days alone about topics other than our inept Board.

You are raving mad aren’t you?

 

[Bladesman]

Oh dear - it’s you again.

I have posted several comments in the last few days alone about topics other than our inept Board.

You are raving mad aren’t you?

Do not engage with it.

 

[bromtom]

A shocking indictment of our Board given the difference in the size and fan base of the two clubs.

Given where we are in comparison, surely a shocking indictment of their board?

Tufty 18:10

"Thine shan't getteth medals for spunking thine money."

 

[gavtheblade]

Urgh, another. More of a shit wasp this one.

Ey,I've the forum trademark for shitwasp,its a pound a go

 

[Pierre's PC]

Ey,I've the forum trademark for shitwasp,its a pound a go

Coincidently, that's also the cost of a hooker in Brentford

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Iv'e seen bears with a double hip replacement and COPD close in for the kill faster than us.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Last summer I did that, bee in need and Attenborough had been on about it or summat, so I made my sugar water and poured a little 10p sized puddle out onto my patio table next to the bee. Bee crawled towards it and had a go at it, I assumed all was well and felt good about myself.

Came back an hour later and the daft fucker had crawled into it and drowned.

You should be reported to the RSPCBee!

 

[Broomhall Blade]

"Do what we do and go shopping in a cheaper market"

Brentfords record transfer fee is higher than ours and they've already spent more on players this season than we did last season.

Despite this we managed to get promoted after just a season in the Championship. I'm not sure why any Brentford fan thinks they're in a position to give us advice to be honest.

Also how can you take them seriously when most of them said Egan & O'Connell weren't very good and they would be better off without them.

 

[Mesut Özil's Lawnmower]

That will only attract more. Don’t get all our members that are interacting with them, this is a Sheffield United forum!

I don't have an issue with them joining the discussions tbf, most are adding reasonable input, but there's a couple that just seem intent on berating us for even considering the idea that he might join us, which is slightly odd

 

[NewBee]

Ah, but does Mr. Biggs know how much BFC have received from last season's transfer dealings (with more to come in add-ons and sell-ons etc)?

I understand that last year's transfer dealings produced more than was originally budgeted for - eg I doubt many believe Mepham would go to the PL for quite so much, quite so soon (50-odd appearances, just turned 21, £12m+)

Tbh, I'd actually have said NM was more likely to go to SU before we signed Pontus Janssen, than since, despite the outlay.

This is because our owner may just have decided that this is the season we can "go for it and signing PJ was a statement of intent.

In any case, even if Bees do have still to balance the books via a big sale, I have a sneaky feeling that we might sell Konsa (CB) instead of Maupay, since we have now signed Pinnock (highly rated Barnsley CB) as well as PJ.

Konsa (I think) was the only Championship player in England's recent U-21 teams and is v.highly thought of.

And if Wan Bissaka can fetch £50m-odd from MU, when Konsa is the same age and has twice as many U-21 caps, then he's got to be worth a few bob.