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Silent Blade said:
In April 2005 Warnock accused Paul Evans of biting Chris Morgan's left tit in our 1-1 draw at Forest
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Silent. Most people would struggle to remember whether or not we even played against Forest in 2005. A few people might be able to remember the score. Even fewer would remember which month the game was played in. I reckon that of all the posters on here, about fifteen might remember the incident that you're talking about, and you're probably the only one who can remember the bloke's name.

It's not just that, however. It's the fact that you can tell us which of Chris Morgan's tits was bitten.
 
Wonder if that was why Morgs was in the behind the scenes video. You can have the job Paul but Chris says he owes you one.
 
And a third signing in Ashton Hall (no not Aston Hall) Ashton!

I think I read he’s 18 and played for Matlock

Been watched by a number of clubs

Defender I think
 



I won’t be happy until we’ve nicked everyone including cleaners.
 
Heard we are in for the Newcastle Tea Lady, she will bring much needed premiership tea service to our tea room, heard she as pace and a wee bit of Aggression when needed, to make sure the tea is served on time and at the right brew.
 

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Must admit, I rather sign this one. Looks like she can multitask ;)
 
elgoog44 said:
Heard we are in for the Newcastle Tea Lady, she will bring much needed premiership tea service to our tea room, heard she as pace and a wee bit of Aggression when needed, to make sure the tea is served on time and at the right brew.
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Mash not brew.
Whole thread about this. Yorkshire tea.
 
elgoog44 said:
Heard we are in for the Newcastle Tea Lady, she will bring much needed premiership tea service to our tea room, heard she as pace and a wee bit of Aggression when needed, to make sure the tea is served on time and at the right brew.
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Fine with that but bar manager would be better 😉
 



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