Neal Maupay

[Bruce Wayne]

Morning all.

Not a regular poster on here but a keen follower of this forum which i really enjoy.

Have followed the Blades for 59 years now since I used to get on a coach to BDBL from the Roland Arms at Aston. Have no knowledge whatsoever on the Maupay saga, or any idea of his true worth. What I do know is that I always promised myself that if we ever spent more than £10m on a player, then I would celebrate by opening my 1983 Pauillac wine and celebrating an incredible milestone in my United life.

I can feel that corkscrew twitching as I type....!

Tarks

I'm the same pal, I celebrated promotion to the Prem by drinking my May 2019 crate of Stella.

 

[Paisley Blade]

100 not out , well batted Blades.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

There’s no bigger McCabe fan than me but he did indeed say it.

Incidentally I was the first Blade to know Beattie had been sold. Do I get a golden Maxster?

Not doubting what Uncle Kev said.
I'm also a member of the ' sinister' McCabe cult - I think that's how I'm frequently described
My 'observation' was more about Davidblades insistence on veracity in the context of his oft posted and unsubstantiated tosh re for example (lack of) spending power

We've sold Beattie?!?!?
No fuckin ambition
No doubt our next manager will be a lower league none entity happy to do as he's told by our dastardly owner
Only way I can see the club advancing is if we can secure outside investment from a Saudi billionaire a la Manchester City

 

[hull-Blade]

I’ll leave you in peace with your delusional viewpoint.

Ohh someone is clearly rattled , buzz buzz

 

[true99blade]

Another 100 + page thread for a player who probably won't sign for us.

 

[John Snow]

Ohh someone is clearly rattled , buzz buzz

Great job. You should be proud.

 

[MobileBlade]

Another 100 + page thread for a player who probably won't sign for us.

Yeah but at least we get tits now.

 

[Bladeinleeds]

 

[John Snow]

I'm the same pal, I celebrated promotion to the Prem by drinking my May 2019 crate of Stella.

Morning all.

Not a regular poster on here but a keen follower of this forum which i really enjoy.

Have followed the Blades for 59 years now since I used to get on a coach to BDBL from the Roland Arms at Aston. Have no knowledge whatsoever on the Maupay saga, or any idea of his true worth. What I do know is that I always promised myself that if we ever spent more than £10m on a player, then I would celebrate by opening my 1983 Pauillac wine and celebrating an incredible milestone in my United life.

I can feel that corkscrew twitching as I type....!

Tarks

ELP fan perchance?

 

[Bladeinleeds]

Another 100 + page thread for a player who probably won't sign for us.

Has any player with a 100 page thread ever actually signed?

 

[AnonBear]

There have been plenty of tits on this thread already.

 

[elgoog44]

Yeah but at least we get tits now.

Let me be the first to post them!!

 

[Tarkus]

ELP Yes Mr Snow i'm afraid - kids call me a Boring Old Fart....!

I reply by telling them hat I also like Pink Floyd, Genesis and Hawkwind...so there ...! Doesn't seem to have much impact ...!

 

[Greenwich Blade]

ELP fan perchance?

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. The Maupay Thread.

 

[John Snow]

ELP Yes Mr Snow i'm afraid - kids call me a Boring Old Fart....!

I reply by telling them hat I also like Pink Floyd, Genesis and Hawkwind...so there ...! Doesn't seem to have much impact ...!

Great to have you on board mate.
Love all those bands you name along with a thousand more ranging from Gong to the Sex Pistols ABBA ACDC and pretty much everything in between. UTB

 

[FTPE]

.... but seriously, had anyone got any actual updates!?

 

[Greenwich Blade]

ELP Yes Mr Snow i'm afraid - kids call me a Boring Old Fart....!

I reply by telling them hat I also like Pink Floyd, Genesis and Hawkwind...so there ...! Doesn't seem to have much impact ...!

Ah, but if you say that it was Genesis when Peter Gabriel was the singer, well, that's definitely not boring. Anyway, back to the Maupay Thread and the Hee Bee Gee Bees - we should Get 'Em Out By Friday.

 

[knowsnowt]

Wheres the God damned tiddies!!!

 

[John Snow]

Wheres the God damned tiddies!!!

At Shirecliffe on the grassy knoll.

 

[Bladesman]

Let me be the first to post them!!

Finally, we can start posting tits now. I have been waiting all weekend for this.

 

[Scarebus]

 

[Barney]

I fear this thread is going down the path of 'Morsy's Rule'.

That is the more replies and pages the rumour thread accumulates, the less likely we are to sign the player.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Great to have you on board mate.
Love all those bands you name along with a thousand more ranging from Gong to the Sex Pistols ABBA ACDC and pretty much everything in between. UTB

Oh no, please don't mention the 'Gong' word around me. Oh no, too late! I've still got that tee somewhere although it doesn't fit these days.

 

[BLADES1988]

Whats that nugget Gagey up too today? no tweets today?

 

[Bladesman]

I’ll leave you in peace with your delusional viewpoint.

He is the forum troll. Take no notice of that one.

 

[John Snow]

Oh no, please don't mention the 'Gong' word around me. Oh no, too late! I've still got that tee somewhere although it doesn't fit these days.

Camanbert Electrique Greenwich. Angels Egg and Steve Hillages Fish Rising.
Oh and a threes up with Bambaloni and Shakti Yoni.

 

[Bladesway]

Camanbert Electrique Greenwich. Angels Egg and Steve Hillages Fish Rising.
Oh and a threes up with Bambaloni and Shakti Yoni.

I do love the shipping forecast.

 

[John Snow]

I do love the shipping forecast.

Flying Teapot Radio Gnome Acid Mothers Mother Gong.

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

Whats that nugget Gagey up too today? no tweets today?

But big bed mate is his mate?

 

[davidblade]

Looking at the overall content of Gage’s account, not only unreliable but risible. Anne Widdecombe? Anne Fucking Widdecombe...

Gauge seems like he get his information from vote leave , we’ll have a trade deal the day after , 350 million a day for the NHS and etc.
Natural born fantasy at best , some would say a plain and simple liar.