Oh we’re not doing that again are we? Pretending to make offers for players just to please the fans and hoping they won’t notice that we don’t get those players and will be pleased as punch anyway?
How they get away with it I don’t know. It’s certainly had me fooled for many years. I think the fake bid for Conor Coady was the last one. Even Tufty, the bushy-tailed little charlatan joined in the deceit on that one.
You’d think somebody at the other club would blow the whistle wouldn't you but maybe they’re part of the conspiracy to help the Blades curry favour with fans by not signing players they haven’t made real offers for. Works every time...