Upside Down Pints

[HolmesfieldBlade]

Wonder if this was why Stears was so stearmaned

 

[ekke287]

Do they do a version that automatically fills with piss and throws itself at an elderly disabled person?

 

[BladeInIreland]

Do they do a version that automatically fills with piss and throws itself at an elderly disabled person?

Yes, but it’s only available in the Bramall Lane upper tier.

 

[S64 Blade]

Said they’d be on the South Stand. Went at half time near H and it was just the usual slow pour.

 

[SteveBlade]

Witchcraft.

I want no part of this.

 

[Trigger Blade]

That’s the system they use at the new White Hart Lane.

If it’s the weight of the beer that keeps the seal, presumably you could jab a finger up from underneath on somebody else’s pint and let the beer out.

Not sure why you’d want to, but in an era where jumping through a bus shelter roof is normalised behaviour.....

 

[Grappler]

Said they’d be on the South Stand. Went at half time near H and it was just the usual slow pour.

They have them on somewhere, my mate had one and was showing me the pint pot.

 

[HolmesfieldBlade]

Just makes me wanna climb a bus stop

 

[HolmesfieldBlade]

Do they do a version that automatically fills with piss and throws itself at an elderly disabled person?

Leeds version not out yet...

 

[SteveBlade]

'Draught beer, Warp speed'

Could be the title of my sex life.

 

[Davalon]

Looks like a disaster waiting to happen to me.

 

[S5Blade]

That’s the system they use at the new White Hart Lane.

If it’s the weight of the beer that keeps the seal, presumably you could jab a finger up from underneath on somebody else’s pint and let the beer out.

Not sure why you’d want to, but in an era where jumping through a bus shelter roof is normalised behaviour.....

Its a magnet, so you could do it with your finger but I think it takes a bit of force.

 

[killyblade]

First saw these in Queenstown, New Zealand, a few weeks ago. It is magnetised, and with the pressure of the liquid from above, makes it very difficult (especially when full), but not impossible, to jab it up from below. The beer was fizzy keg stuff, and don't expect it to be much different over here, considering where they're going to be installing these.

 

[RMBlade]

They had 2 or 3 of them at the match last week on the south stand. The one I saw was in gangway H next to the bookies. Only had pissy fosters on it though I believe.

 

[shorehamview]

That's witchcraft, and not to be trusted. I can see some shoe/lager interaction occurring.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Its a magnet, so you could do it with your finger but I think it takes a bit of force.

It looked more like lager to me

First saw these in Queenstown, New Zealand, a few weeks ago.

Shameless holiday alert eh ? Coincidentally, Mrs Trig and I were there last January for a couple of days and enjoyed being completely ignored by the bungee jump and jet boat trip sellers. We’re at the more mature end of the scale, at least age wise and we sensed that we didn’t quite fit their target demographic as they looked the other way as we passed by

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

First saw these in Queenstown, New Zealand, a few weeks ago. It is magnetised, and with the pressure of the liquid from above, makes it very difficult (especially when full), but not impossible, to jab it up from below. The beer was fizzy keg stuff, and don't expect it to be much different over here, considering where they're going to be installing these.

But if you had these upside down pints in New Zealand, wouldn't they just be ordinary right way round pints. I'm confused.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Still shit beer, witchcraft or not.

 

[OnmiEdson]

Reminds me that Guinness Surger
That was garbage too
mind I had a rake of it at Crawley away as it saved time waiting for the classic two pour

 

[Rodders]

Still looks like piss

 

[LoughboroBlade]

It looked more like lager to me



Shameless holiday alert eh ? Coincidentally, Mrs Trig and I were there last January for a couple of days and enjoyed being completely ignored by the bungee jump and jet boat trip sellers. We’re at the more mature end of the scale, at least age wise and we sensed that we didn’t quite fit their target demographic as they looked the other way as we passed by

When I was there 5 years ago I went tandem hang gliding – the guy that went before me was a pilot in the 2nd World War, and doing his first ever hang glide. As the initial part of the experience involves running down a hill to a platform that you fire yourself off from, this was an interesting thing to watch. Think he was mildly injured on landing, but he seemed to manage it despite being in his 90s.

When I asked him why he’d waited so long to do this his simple answer was simply “if I die now, it won’t matter”. Just the sort of thing I needed to hear before doing that for the first time.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Its a magnet, so you could do it with your finger but I think it takes a bit of force.

No, it's fosters

 

[sufcboy95]

Big time

 

[SRBlade]

Was hoping this thread would be regarding Stearman, people wearing fancy dress with pints strapped to the top of their heads

 

[killyblade]

But if you had these upside down pints in New Zealand, wouldn't they just be ordinary right way round pints

 

[1066blade]

That’s the system they use at the new White Hart Lane.

If it’s the weight of the beer that keeps the seal, presumably you could jab a finger up from underneath on somebody else’s pint and let the beer out.

Not sure why you’d want to, but in an era where jumping through a bus shelter roof is normalised behaviour.....

I had three there last week spurs v brighton.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Was hoping this thread would be regarding Stearman, people wearing fancy dress with pints strapped to the top of their heads

I’ll be going to Stoke as Stearman. Not dressed like him but drinking like him.

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

As a Beer Blogger, I'm aware of this development. But, it still gets me every time. Hear me out. The big hole in a glass is at the top, you know, the open end. Why would a small hole, somewhere else in the glass make for a quicker pour. FFS, it goes in the top big hole & it comes out of the top big hole.

 

[Snowman]

As a Beer Blogger, I'm aware of this development. But, it still gets me every time. Hear me out. The big hole in a glass is at the top, you know, the open end. Why would a small hole, somewhere else in the glass make for a quicker pour. FFS, it goes in the top big hole & it comes out of the top big hole.

I know this is a long shot, but I don't suppose you know what 6.6% ale was being served in the Beer Engine on 30th March before the Bristol debacle?

 

[Th!stledo]

Working on a prototype that takes your money and then squirts it out directly into a urinal.
Saves you the bother of drinking it and also of peeing it out. With an added bonus of no hangovers.
Investors wanted.