Michael Brown...

[GymClassHero]

On the commentary team tonight. Seems he's less of a wanker than he used to be

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Did he just say that if we win it’s defintely a “three course race”?!

 

[shorehamview]

Did he just say that if we win it’s defintely a “three course race”?!

Yep.

 

[Mesut Özil's Lawnmower]

Did he just say that if we win it’s defintely a “three course race”?!

Yes

 

[GymClassHero]

Did he just say that if we win it’s defintely a “three course race”?!

Horses for courses

 

[LoughboroBlade]

I’m assuming Sky haven’t fed him as promised, and he’s going to continue to put in a load of subliminal messages till they give him his dinner.

 

[alehousekid]

.... a “three course race”?!

That's Brucie at half-time

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

On the commentary team tonight. Seems he's less of a wanker than he used to be

When was Michael Brown ever a wanker?

 

[GymClassHero]

When was Michael Brown ever a wanker?

I've got a bit of a grudge against him.

When I was a kid I was a mascot during that epic 2002/03 season and he turned up late and just came across arrogant and rude. Plus just look at a few of his challenges, need I say more...

 

[DifferentClass]

That's Brucie at half-time

He's gonna have to run to beat Tango.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I've got a bit of a grudge against him.

When I was a kid I was a mascot during that epic 2002/03 season and he turned up late and just came across arrogant and rude. Plus just look at a few of his challenges, need I say more...

Who cares?

He scored the greatest goal ever in the Sheffield derby.

I'd let him shag my Mum up the arse.

 

[1888to1889]

Legend
It only needs a special goal bang in front of pigs

 

[shrubbery]

My favourite player of the past 15 years.

 

[ashsufc1889]

I met him, Jags and Tongey in Kingdom once. Was a good lad, more than happy for a chinwag and pointing out all the fitties.

 

[Houso]

Who cares?

He scored the greatest goal ever in the Sheffield derby.

I'd let him shag my Mum up the arse.

What Peter said! I'd let him shag his mum up the arse too.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

What Peter said! I'd let him shag his mum up the arse too.

I'd let you watch!

 

[Houston_Blade]

What Peter said! I'd let him shag his mum up the arse too.

Again?

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Shocking.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Shocking.

It's okay, she loves it.......

 

[madeinsheffield]

It's okay, she loves it.......

She certainly does!

 

[Brian Deane]

What Peter said! I'd let him shag his mum up the arse too.

Does she do ATM too.....asking for a friend

 

[Sean Thornton]

Does she do ATM too.....asking for a friend

No need. She keeps cash in a teapot to pay you.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

No need. She keeps cash in a teapot to pay you.

I'm very glad I'm not the only one who only knows that meaning of ATM.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

I'm very glad I'm not the only one who only knows that meaning of ATM.

Aren’t certain areas of Hamburg renowned for that sort of adult fun?

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Aren’t certain areas of Hamburg renowned for that sort of adult fun?

What, drawing money from cash machines?

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

What, drawing money from cash machines?

Well, there’s a withdrawal of sorts, and then a deposit of sorts.

 

[Bannerman]

Who cares?

He scored the greatest goal ever in the Sheffield derby.

It was a terrific goal, I was directly in line with him in the John Street stand when he hit it, he had both feet off the ground when he connected with the ball.

'Greatest goal ever in the Sheffield derby'

No my friend no, the ' Greatest goal ever in the Sheffield derby ' was scored by the BounceMeister Mark Duffy when he turned their central defender inside out and stopped 30,000 arseholes in mid bounce.

To the tune of American Pie.

' I can't remember if I cried, the day Mark Duffy cut inside,
but I knew it wasn't going wide, the day the bouncing died,

' I said bye bye to the Hillsborough sty, we went and drank
Peroni till the boozers ran dry, then good old boys switched
to whiskey and rye, the day the bouncing died '.

First verse should be credited to another Blade who posted it on this forum or bladesmad last year, don't know who but it's is his/her copyright.. Second verse is my own creation.

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

“Sheffield United haven’t really battered any of their opposition this season, which is probably why they haven’t touched Burnley this year,” Brown said on the No Tippy Tappy Football YouTube show.

Sheffield United 5-2 Burnley (battered)

Sheffield United 3-0 Blackburn Rovers (battered)

Sheffield United 4-0 Reading (battered)

Sheffield United 3-0 Swansea City (battered)


You've had a mare Michael.

 

[Berkshire Blade]

I wouldn't call 3 nil a battering. Only the Burnley game where 5 didn't feel enough we truly battered them that day

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Him, Tongey and Macca were one of the best midfields I’ve seen at the lane.