Forgettable XI

[The Crab]

Ben Doane

 

[Carlton Blade]

Emanuele Gabrieli (?)
Barry Hayles
Vincent Pericard
Simon Lappin - i'm sure his debut was the game where Clough played 5 left backs.

Barry Hayles! Seemed tiny in real life after looking like a physical player before we signed him

 

[Blade for Sale]

Ben Doane

and Phil McCavity!

 

[Carlton Blade]

Earl Barrett and Alan Wright. Literally hurt my brain trying to remember them (Not cheating and using soccerbase)

 

[N20 Blade]

Who was the guy on loan from Hull when we got promoted from Division Three under Bassett; centre half with a beard (Moore?).

 

[bongleblade]

unfortunately i feel like we may well be adding Kean Bryan to this list in a couple years time

 

[N20 Blade]

Also Darren Carr and Chris Downes that season.

 

[Brian Blessed]

Unless I've missed it we've gone 4 pages without mentioning Laurens Ten Heuvel. Did I just dream him or did he really exist?

 

[Carlton Blade]

Unless I've missed it we've gone 4 pages without mentioning Laurens Ten Heuvel. Did I just dream him or did he really exist?

He's so shit he's famous!

 

[Guesty]

Earl Barrett and Alan Wright. Literally hurt my brain trying to remember them (Not cheating and using soccerbase)

Alan Wright was OK. Scored a FK at the Kop end (against Forest?) and defied all logic by having a sterling game at Centre Half away at Preston after Jags got sent off, wrongly. We won that 1-0, Andy Gray scored early on then we had to defend all match.

Earl Barrett was on loan but signed for Wednesday instead. Bastard.

 

[sheff_blade90]

Jean Calve

he did get goal of the season in our relegation season for this banger

 

[sheff_blade90]

can help ironically for this thread I cant remember his name, but we got a striker (32-36) around 2004 or 2005 who looked brilliant in pre season but then alledgely had a falling out with Warnock & went during august

 

[Carlton Blade]

can help ironically for this thread I cant remember his name, but we got a striker (32-36) around 2004 or 2005 who looked brilliant in pre season but then alledgely had a falling out with Warnock & went during august

David Kelly?

 

[Chali 2na]

can help ironically for this thread I cant remember his name, but we got a striker (32-36) around 2004 or 2005 who looked brilliant in pre season but then alledgely had a falling out with Warnock & went during august

Barry Hayles?

 

[JasonEllis]

Tyrone Thompson - as a kid (2000-2002 ish) he was in a little booklet on the playing squad I got every year as a Junior Blade

 

[Sikkim]

Barry Hayles?

That’s the one I was thinking of.

He is certain who was his worst boss.

Neil Warnock,” he says, without hesitation. “We had a very brief relationship at Sheffield United. He bought me, gave me a three year contract then, four games in, I missed a chance against Reading. Next thing I know he’s sold me to Millwall. OK, these things happen. But he’s told everyone I’ve demanded a move because I don’t like northerners. I never even wanted to leave. He stitched me right up. When I went back to play there with Millwall I got stretchered off and had to go round the entire pitch, getting pelted. I got so much abuse from the Sheffield United fans it was ridiculous. When he was Crystal Palace manager, I played there with Leicester. I scored the winner and made sure I celebrated in front of his dug out.”

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

A great idea.

Did we even sign Paynter?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Ertl
O'Grady

 

[Chali 2na]

A great idea.

Did we even sign Paynter?

On loan......apparently

 

[IOM Blade]

David McAllister, who scored an actual goal for us, and his mate Seamus Connely, who didn't.

 

[JackSUFC]

Li Tie
Mike Whitlow
Simon Lappin
Joe Riley

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

See I remember Patterson because he was part of the Nathan Blake leaving deal. I was young, Blake was one of my favourite players

Patterson only scored four goals for us but I always said to my lad, as another shot went into row Z of the Kop,"He's getting closer." It became a running joke with us.

 

[Bergen Blade]

I can think of loads... Aiden Davidson, Ahmed Fathi, Mamadou Seck, Davy Gysbrechts, Axel Smeets, Bruno Ribeiro, that maltese GK we had for a while who never made an appearance. The swedish fellers, Erik Tonne and the other one

Kristoffer Løkberg has just signed for Brann here in Bergen. He signed from Ranheim, a tiny club, but they're also in the Norwegian top division. Tønne is still at Ranheim.

 

[crucialkneeligaman]

I can think of loads... Aiden Davidson, Ahmed Fathi, Mamadou Seck, Davy Gysbrechts, Axel Smeets, Bruno Ribeiro, that maltese GK we had for a while who never made an appearance. The swedish fellers, Erik Tonne and the other one

Always thought Bruno was a decent player, never given a proper chance at the Lane.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Aaaah, Vienna. I'll give you Mark Patterson. Played 73 times for us but hardly ever mentioned by anyone, anywhere.

Patto was a cracking little player for us .

Not the most technically gifted but always put a good shift in and had a number of excellent games .

One that stands out for me was when we stuffed Stoke at their place where he nullified their midfield almost single handedly.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

It's actually quite frightening that I can only vaguely remember some of these people! Iain Turner?

What about David McAllister, I seem to remember one spectacular goal from him, so good it was almost John Cofie-esque.

Goal against Shrewsbury Town, opening day of 2012 13.
He moved to Shrewsbury later.

 

[Sabella's Socks]

1. Can't Remember
2. You Know. You Know.
3. Him
4. I Know We Had Him On Loan.
   
5. The Chips Were Cold.
   
6. I Think He Had Black Hair.
7. Don't Know, But I Think He's A Postman.
   
8. We Went The Wrong Way Down The Motorway On The Way Back.
   
9. It Was A County Cup Game.
   
10. It Was A Really Sunny Day.
    
11. Les Someone. Or Des. Or Maybe Trevor.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

can help ironically for this thread I cant remember his name, but we got a striker (32-36) around 2004 or 2005 who looked brilliant in pre season but then alledgely had a falling out with Warnock & went during august

Paul Shaw?

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Shaun Miller was a Cup hero the season before Fulham
In 2012 13, at home to Port Vale, United were a goal down on 89 minutes.
By 92, Shaun Miller had netted two to win the game and beat Micky Adams.
Clayton McDonald took the jeers for Vale for his role in Chedgate

 

[United Aren't Back.]

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