Billy sparp v Gerd Muller

[Argentinemanager]

Looking at some threads and an arse strength was mentioned, this reminded me of one of the all time greatest goal poachers in Gerd Muller. do any of the older blades think a comparison is in order. Both similar build and height and prolific goal scorers, im not suggesting billy is in the same class as muller but both have the same style and ass strength to hold defenders off

 

[BushBlade]

Looking at some threads and an arse strength was mentioned, this reminded me of one of the all time greatest goal poachers in Gerd Muller. do any of the older blades think a comparison is in order. Both similar build and height and prolific goal scorers, im not suggesting billy is in the same class as muller but both have the same style and ass strength to hold defenders off

Billy hasn’t got bandy legs.

 

[snootyfenooty]

I fucking hate yoghurt

 

[Fanny magnet]

Looking at some threads and an arse strength was mentioned, this reminded me of one of the all time greatest goal poachers in Gerd Muller. do any of the older blades think a comparison is in order. Both similar build and height and prolific goal scorers, im not suggesting billy is in the same class as muller but both have the same style and ass strength to hold defenders off

And Kenny dalglish who's greatest weapon was his fat arse

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Usually more kindly described as "a low centre of gravity." As you say Muller was not easily shaken off the ball but a more contemporary comparison would be Aguerro.

 

[SB_90]

1 thing billy sharp doesnt have that gerd muller does. is gerd muller better at corners

 

[Billyblade]

Billys Parp? Is that gas emanating from our captain?


Did Muller take corners?

 

[Ricky]

A big, hard arse is a great asset for a centre forward. Akinbiyi had a great arse.

But who had the best Blades arse? We need a thread on this, with a poll.

 

[Guesty]

A big, hard arse is a great asset for a centre forward. Akinbiyi had a great arse.

But who had the best Blades arse? We need a thread on this, with a poll.

Before my time, but I understand Bob Hatton was good in that regard.

 

[Ricky]

Before my time, but I understand Bob Hatton was good in that regard.

Nathan Blake must be another good shout.

 

[Billyblade]

1 thing billy sharp doesnt have that gerd muller does. is gerd muller better at corners

Beat me to it sheff_blade90

 

[Guesty]

Nathan Blake must be another good shout.

Yes! Absolutely.

 

[8lade]

Is there an 'International Break'?

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Billys Parp? Is that gas emanating from our captain?

Sounds like a character out of Viz

 

[boo radley]

1 thing billy sharp doesnt have that gerd muller does. is

A Word cup winners medal.

 

[Guesty]

Sounds like a character out of Viz

'Buster Sharp and his unfeasibly large goal-scoring tally'.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Miley Cirus anyone?

 

[BushBlade]

Miley Cirus anyone?

If she was backing into me I think I’d have a problem.

 

[Chali 2na]

A big, hard arse is a great asset for a centre forward. Akinbiyi had a great arse.

But who had the best Blades arse? We need a thread on this, with a poll.

Its a pity we never signed Ebanks-Blake - the greatest arse in the history of football.

 

[shorehamview]

Christian Nade had a big arse if I remember correctly.

 

[Bill Johnson]

Mark Hughes had the best and most effective strikers arse I've ever seen.
Make of that what you will.

 

[snootyfenooty]

But who had the best Blades arse? We need a thread on this, with a poll.

Jess Ennis