CONFIRMED Gary Madine signs on loan

[sheffielder]

I've just been in Sainsbury's on my phone asking my mate "you heard about Gary Madine" when some bloke suddenly shouted at me "WE DONT FUCKING WANT HIM" and stared at me with crazed eyes. I had to inform him that I have nothing to do with the signing. He was absolutely furious.

Sorry about that, I forgot my nectar card.

 

[BushBlade]

Is it shoes off or on?

It’s going to be cold so I’d recommend keeping them on but bringing a spare pair to throw.

 

[JohnDenver]

Just self immolated.

Fucking painful!

Premature immolation. It was due for tomorrow..,

 

[sitwell]

I should also add that it’s not just about Madine, it’s about his type of player. I just can’t see how a big lump of a player fits into our passing system, regardless of who it is.

I don't think he is just a big lump ,he has some ability ,channelled right he will be an asset and we wont resort to hoof ,we don't have the management or players to do that.

 

[eccoblade]

If he comes he's got some bottle, if he pulls a red and white shirt on he gets my support, lf he scores I'll cheer

 

[Ecco1889]

Well,CW did want Bramall lane to be more hostile....

 

[RONNIE.SUFC.]

It's bang out of order if the club let's Madine sign on loan. He's done nothing but slag us off with 2 bit gestures just like a pig fan would. And vice versa.

He'll bring nothing but bad press if we sign him. For what's been said by him already is still raw between us fan's, and it won't help us get any further in terms making a difference to the job that needs doing and that's putting ball in back of net.

He's played a handful of matches in a Cardiff shirt and i bet there fan's will be laughing at the news of this happening. Get rid we don't want him sort of thing, done sweet f*** all for us.

It's a bad move for the club to take and it definitely would cause upset between us fan's. It's a step backwards if he signs, surely there's someone else out there rather than this clown.

 

[Willglynning]

Can we please not do this.

 

[S40BLADE]

I deal in uncomfortable truths.

 

[knowsnowt]

Can we please not do this.

Spoilsport.

 

[crucialkneeligaman]

When we played Bolton last year at the Lane he was the best player on the pitch by a country mile - our defence couldn't handle him.

One game.

 

[Davalon]

You do like to think (rather arrogantly) that you are the only person with contacts in sport because you might know of a few local hasbeens. You rarely fail to mention it. Remember the imbecile who thought Wally Fucking Downes could play? Well, I saw him. He was absolutely garbage. You should see my telephone book, by the way. Don’t try to ‘old man’ me.

Managers do not ask players about incoming recruits. It’s absurd to even contemplate. It has no point or purpose and is a recipe for discontent and division, particularly if the manager gets answers he doesn’t want. What then? Let the players, some of whom will be fucking useless, veto someone coming in to take their place?

It really only takes a moment’s thought, you know.

It's 3 January and I'm bored of your WUMs already 'old man'.

My local contacts are very sparce yet have been enough to show you've been wrong with your polarised views on at least a couple of occasions.

As for the arrogance and contact comment - don't make me laugh. Get your mirror cleaned, or I'll find someone who can hold one up for you

 

[crucialkneeligaman]

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Has Madine shrunk ?

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

I can’t believe Chris Wilder would even think about signing him. I despise him personally and can only see him having a negative impact on the squad.

What I can’t understand is Chris Wilder has always said when he looks at a player it’s just as much about his personality and attitude as well as ability.

That scumbag has always come across as hating United. He loves winding us up. He has fall outs with team mates and can’t hold his drink. He’s a violent person. Yet he wants to come here?

Just get a grip Chris and tell him to fuck right off.

 

[BladeInIreland]

No no just no. Played golf behind him at Hilsborough GC one day. Proper full weight B E.

Chucked his driver into the bush when he scuffed one (how I didn't laugh I'll never know
Overturned the golf buggy on the 18th after driving across the green.

Nob

Was starting to believe I could give him a chance till i read this.

Fucking golf

 

[Eric Cartman]

But not with goals from him. And the other two world-beaters, who you knew (better than the manager) must be signed? I’m surprised you’re pursuing this. It’s inevitably whats known as a nose-ender for you...

He has contributed to their rise up the league, as did Tomer Hemed.

A nose ended, you’d know all about that, considering you’re going through one right now.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It doesn’t matter though because when the Prince wins the court case he’s going to sell all our decent players to get his money back so either way we’ll be in L2 by 2023.

Boo!

 

[Rusty view]

Was starting to believe I could give him a chance till i read this.

Fucking golf

Nowt wrong with golf.

 

[Weasel]

I've just been in Sainsbury's on my phone asking my mate "you heard about Gary Madine" when some bloke suddenly shouted at me "WE DONT FUCKING WANT HIM" and stared at me with crazed eyes. I had to inform him that I have nothing to do with the signing. He was absolutely furious.

So Billy was in Sainsbury's too then with the Missus....

 

[United Aren't Back.]

11am tomorrow. You need to show your disdain before we sign him.
Unfortunately, and despite being the organiser I cant be there myself as I'll ne far too hungover so if someone could lob a shoe in some direction and tear up a season ticket on my behalf I'd be fantastically grateful.

DO IT DO IT DO IT.

I've just done it naa.
Too dark for anybody to see me.

 

[knowsnowt]

I've just done it naa.
Too dark for anybody to see me.

It's the thought that counts.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I've just been in Sainsbury's on my phone asking my mate "you heard about Gary Madine" when some bloke suddenly shouted at me "WE DONT FUCKING WANT HIM" and stared at me with crazed eyes. I had to inform him that I have nothing to do with the signing. He was absolutely furious.

Pinchy?

 

[sitwell]

I've just been in Sainsbury's on my phone asking my mate "you heard about Gary Madine" when some bloke suddenly shouted at me "WE DONT FUCKING WANT HIM" and stared at me with crazed eyes. I had to inform him that I have nothing to do with the signing. He was absolutely furious.

Go to Lidl next time.

 

[sitwell]

It's bang out of order if the club let's Madine sign on loan. He's done nothing but slag us off with 2 bit gestures just like a pig fan would. And vice versa.

He'll bring nothing but bad press if we sign him. For what's been said by him already is still raw between us fan's, and it won't help us get any further in terms making a difference to the job that needs doing and that's putting ball in back of net.

He's played a handful of matches in a Cardiff shirt and i bet there fan's will be laughing at the news of this happening. Get rid we don't want him sort of thing, done sweet f*** all for us.

It's a bad move for the club to take and it definitely would cause upset between us fan's. It's a step backwards if he signs, surely there's someone else out there rather than this clown.

Mr Pickering ?

 

[the young spaniard]

I once had a dog called Gary.Right vicious fucker he was.Could shit his own body weight too.Just saying...

 

[Jon Bon II]

 

[shorehamview]

For fuck’s sake, this thread hasn’t got to 25 pages yet and it’s nearly teatime. Keep ‘em coming chaps, Madine is the saviour/antichrist.

 

[RONNIE.SUFC.]

Mr Pickering ?

Who the fuck is Mr Pickering..????..
enlighten me please

 

[Jonboy60]

Can’t wait to pop down to shop to get his name on the back of my shirt.

You’ll only have to pay for 4 letters.?

 

[Karaoke Blade]

For fuck’s sake, this thread hasn’t got to 25 pages yet and it’s nearly teatime. Keep ‘em coming chaps, Madine is the saviour/antichrist.

Wait 'til Foxy merges the other seven threads. Gonna be a record breaker!