On my way to the match

[Mumbo]

Walking through Broomhill to the match yesterday a bloke pulled along side us
He asked us directions to BDTBL and offered us a lift “My nephew plays for yous lot’
in a thick scouse accent.
‘Oh Yeah who’s that?’....’Mark Duffy’ he replied.
So after us bigging Duffy up he explained that he’d just been to hillsborough as he does
regularly to visit the commerative thing down there,he said it was disgusting,just a concrete
block and the last time he went it was dirty,full of dead flowers and grotty bits and pieces.
He had got onto the club to get it cleaned up which they did.He said it was a joke compared
to the statue at Anfield to which I replied “I think Wednesday would rather it dissapeard’
Anyway without prompt he then talked about Marks goal at the sty and how proud he was to be a blade
He was disappointed Clough did’nt sign him at Burton but says it turned out to be the best thing that never
happened to him cos he got to come to S.U.F.C.He says the Dowell signing is a bit worrying but I reassured him that if Mark’s on his game he’ll play and make us tick.
‘Tell Duffy we love him’was the last thing we said as we got out of the car ‘I definitely will’ he replied.
Just thought I’d share that with you all.
P.s I nearly fuckin cried when Sharp put in his second yesterday
Gonna have to man up a bit.

 

[ben1987]

Spot on about him making us tick, if he has a good game then so do we.

You nearly cried when the second one went in and I nearly knocked one out then and there... nowt wrong with being passionate

 

[benn5712]

Were you not told, don't accept lifts from strangers.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Were you not told, don't accept lifts from strangers.

I was told that at a very early age; I largely ignored it.

 

[BigBed]

Hmmmm, a strange man pulling up next to you in Broomhill, and asking you for "directions".........
What where you wearing at the time, did it cover your knees??
We're you walking, or stood still, on a straight or a corner??
Do you frequent Broomhill??
How much did you charge?

So many questions.......

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

He's playing the best football of his career & when he's on song, really makes our side tick. Sublime footballer at times & I'm baffled how nobody has managed to get this quality out of him before.

When he's at his best, he's comfortably premier league quality. I reckon the signing of Dowell will only improve him as he now has genuine competition for his place.

Also that goal at Hillsborough will forever cement his place into Blades folklore. My favourite ever moment of being a Sheffield United fan.

 

[Russ]

It’s a shame he didn’t see you before he went to the sty. You could have told him it was disgusting and saved him a journey!

Still - good of him to pay his respects.

 

[Northyorksblade]

We've met him too. Nice bloke. You're right about the thick accent, I thought he said he was Duffy's dad. Spoken to him a few times and he gave our Jack three of Duffy's training tops.

 

[Dnblade]

Walking through Broomhill to the match yesterday a bloke pulled along side us
He asked us directions to BDTBL and offered us a lift “My nephew plays for yous lot’
in a thick scouse accent.
‘Oh Yeah who’s that?’....’Mark Duffy’ he replied.
So after us bigging Duffy up he explained that he’d just been to hillsborough as he does
regularly to visit the commerative thing down there,he said it was disgusting,just a concrete
block and the last time he went it was dirty,full of dead flowers and grotty bits and pieces.
He had got onto the club to get it cleaned up which they did.He said it was a joke compared
to the statue at Anfield to which I replied “I think Wednesday would rather it dissapeard’
Anyway without prompt he then talked about Marks goal at the sty and how proud he was to be a blade
He was disappointed Clough did’nt sign him at Burton but says it turned out to be the best thing that never
happened to him cos he got to come to S.U.F.C.He says the Dowell signing is a bit worrying but I reassured him that if Mark’s on his game he’ll play and make us tick.
‘Tell Duffy we love him’was the last thing we said as we got out of the car ‘I definitely will’ he replied.
Just thought I’d share that with you all.
P.s I nearly fuckin cried when Sharp put in his second yesterday
Gonna have to man up a bit.

A stranger in a car with a Scouse accent offers you a lift in Broomhill?..Are you missing a wrist watch by any chance?

 

[sheffielder]

He's playing the best football of his career & when he's on song, really makes our side tick. Sublime footballer at times & I'm baffled how nobody has managed to get this quality out of him before.

When he's at his best, he's comfortably premier league quality. I reckon the signing of Dowell will only improve him as he now has genuine competition for his place.

Also that goal at Hillsborough will forever cement his place into Blades folklore. My favourite ever moment of being a Sheffield United fan.

Mine too. I know wilder days Clarke doesn’t get enough credit for his two goals, but Duffy stopped the production of the world record attempt of a porno when he stopped 26000 cunts bouncing up and down in 63 seconds. As moments go....

 

[HighfieldBlade]

A timely reminder of the dangers of talking to strangers. Wise cat, was Charley.

 

[Fanny magnet]

A stranger in a car with a Scouse accent offers you a lift in Broomhill?..Are you missing a wrist watch by any chance?

Is that a joke ?

 

[Dnblade]

Is that a joke ?

Yes

 

[Boxer Blade]

Good story though mumbo

 

[8lade]

A stranger in a car with a Scouse accent offers you a lift in Broomhill?..Are you missing a wrist watch by any chance?

*

Is that a joke ?

**

Yes

***


* Not very funny.

** Somebody get's offended.

*** I don't know how but this became hilarious!

 

[Fanny magnet]

*

**

***


* Not very funny.

** Somebody get's offended.

*** I don't know how but this became hilarious!

I'm not offended I just find it a bit sad that someone posts in here about someone doing them a favour and then it becomes gammon fodder

 

[Dnblade]

*

**

***


* Not very funny.

** Somebody get's offended.

*** I don't know how but this became hilarious!

It's a slow burner.

 

['Doc' Pace my hero]

A stranger in a car with a Scouse accent offers you a lift in Broomhill?..Are you missing a wrist watch by any chance?

It was found on the Kop yesterday.......previous post !!

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

A stranger in a car with a Scouse accent offers you a lift in Broomhill?..Are you missing a wrist watch by any chance?

Found on the kop apparently.

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Found on the kop apparently.

Sorry, didn’t see the above post by Doc Pace.

 

[Dnblade]

It was found on the Kop yesterday.......previous post !!

That was the gist of my crap joke DP..the lost watch thread.

 

['Doc' Pace my hero]

That was the gist of my crap joke DP..the lost watch thread.

Got it mate,perhaps some didn't.

 

[Fanny magnet]

Bullshit

 

[Danny_Blade]

He was disappointed Clough did’nt sign him at Burton but says it turned out to be the best thing that never
happened to him cos he got to come to S.U.F.C.

No surprise there is it? Nigel not wanting to keep on a player with all that creativity and who drives at the opposition scaring the shit out of 'em.

To our benefit then!

 

[Dnblade]

Bullshit

Is that a joke?

 

[Fanny magnet]

Is that a joke?

No!

 

[Dnblade]

No!

Just asking.

 

[Tom Bott]

Are you missing a wrist watch by any chance?

https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/watch-found-on-the-kop.68395/

Note to self, read the full thread before posting duplications....

 

[WorkingtonBlade]

After a relatively sensible start, this has turned into one of the oddest threads on the forum - and that’s up against some pretty stiff competition.

 

[OldBillBlade]

I'm not offended I just find it a bit sad that someone posts in here about someone doing them a favour and then it becomes gammon fodder

Gammon Fodder?? Wtf?
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