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Fernando Forestieri: Arrest warrant issued for Sheffield Wednesday striker

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I believe from the Mansfield pre-season match.
Can our porcine neighbours year get any worse?


 



Can you hear the sirens Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
'neath the floodlights Fernando
You were cursing yourself after rolling the ball to the keeper
I can still hear the dirge of the band
though the sound of siren calls were coming from afar

They are closing in Fernando
Every hour every minute seems to last eternally
I'm so afraid Fernando
We are young and full of life and none of us prepared to lie?
And I'm ashamed to say
The sad eyes of Owls fans always make dem Blades men cry

There was something in the air that night
Your pen was shite, Fernando;
Now they're coming here for you, yes thee
Your liberty, Fernando
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando

Now you're old and grey Fernando
For many years I haven't seen a football in your hand.
Can you still hear the boos Fernando?
Do you still recall the fateful night you ran to Argie land?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to flee justice in that land

There was something in the air that night
Your pen was shite, Fernando;
Now they're coming here for you, yes thee
Your liberty, Fernando;
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando x2
 
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nopigfansintown said:
Can you hear the sirens Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
'neath the floodlights Fernando
You were cursing yourself after rolling the ball to the keeper
I can still hear the dirge of the band
though the sound of siren calls were coming from afar

They are closing in Fernando
Every hour every minute seems to last eternally
I'm so afraid Fernando
We are young and full of life and none of us prepared to lie?
And I'm ashamed to say
The sad eyes of Owls fans always make dem Blades men cry

There was something in the air that night
Your pen was shite, Fernando;
Now they're coming here for you, yes thee
Your liberty, Fernando
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando

Now you're old and grey Fernando
For many years I haven't seen a football in your hand.
Can you still hear the boos Fernando?
Do you still recall the fateful night you ran to Argie land?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to flee justice in that land

There was something in the air that night
Your pen was shite, Fernando;
Now they're coming here for you, yes thee
Your liberty, Fernando;
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando x2
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Genius
 
Slightly altered version:

Can you hear the sirens Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
'neath the mobile phone lights, Fernando;
You were cursing yourself after rolling the ball to the keeper
I can still hear the dirge of the band
though the sound of siren calls were coming from afar

They are closing in Fernando
Every hour every minute seems to last eternally
Are you afraid Fernando?
You are young and full of life are you prepared to lie?
I'm unashamed to say:
The sad eyes of Owls fans always makes dem Blades men cry!

There was something in the air that night
Your pen was shite, Fernando;
Now they're coming here for you, yes thee
Your liberty, Fernando
Though you never thought that you could lose
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again
you would, cretin, Fernando
If you had to do the same again
you would, cretin, Fernando

Now you're old and grey Fernando
For many years I haven't seen a football in your hand.
Can you still hear the boos Fernando?
Do you still recall the fateful night you fled to Argie land?
I can see it in your eyes -
How proud you were to flee justice on English land

There was something in the air that night
Your pen was shite, Fernando;
Now they're coming here for you, yes thee
Your liberty, Fernando;
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's big regrets
If you had to do the same again
you'd miss, my friend, Fernando
If you had to do the same again
you'd miss, cretin, Fernando x2
 
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Rodley said:
Just wait till they sell their ground to pad out Brucie’s transfer kitty. :D
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Rodders a mate of mine who is a big blade told me on boxing day that his nephew who played for Wendy from a six year old to playing for there reserves a few years ago who keeps in touch with them that that is the Rumour going around swillsborough, are you just having a laugh or have you heard summat similar
 
They could try the west brom game around 3pm.
 
Boxer Blade said:
Rodders a mate of mine who is a big blade told me on boxing day that his nephew who played for Wendy from a six year old to playing for there reserves a few years ago who keeps in touch with them that that is the Rumour going around swillsborough, are you just having a laugh or have you heard summat similar
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God I hope so :p
 
Just asking for a mate...

Does this make this wanker CURRENTLY more of a criminal than Ched?
 



Footage of police pursuit of Forest Fairy at the match....
 
nopigfansintown said:
Can you hear the sirens Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
'neath the floodlights Fernando
You were cursing yourself after rolling the ball to the keeper
I can still hear the dirge of the band
though the sound of siren calls were coming from afar

They are closing in Fernando
Every hour every minute seems to last eternally
I'm so afraid Fernando
We are young and full of life and none of us prepared to lie?
And I'm ashamed to say
The sad eyes of Owls fans always make dem Blades men cry

There was something in the air that night
Your pen was shite, Fernando;
Now they're coming here for you, yes thee
Your liberty, Fernando
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando

Now you're old and grey Fernando
For many years I haven't seen a football in your hand.
Can you still hear the boos Fernando?
Do you still recall the fateful night you ran to Argie land?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to flee justice in that land

There was something in the air that night
Your pen was shite, Fernando;
Now they're coming here for you, yes thee
Your liberty, Fernando;
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando
If you had to do the same again
you would, my friend, Fernando x2
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Marvellous !

Big respect , bro .
 
Boxer Blade said:
Rodders a mate of mine who is a big blade told me on boxing day that his nephew who played for Wendy from a six year old to playing for there reserves a few years ago who keeps in touch with them that that is the Rumour going around swillsborough, are you just having a laugh or have you heard summat similar
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It could just be a loads of cobblers, but something is apparently going to happen which will inject cash into the club but that the fans will kick off about.
 
Rodley said:
It could just be a loads of cobblers, but something is apparently going to happen which will inject cash into the club but that the fans will kick off about.
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Selling the stadium and renting it for fuck all apparently. Imagine being a grown man, messing up your cash and asking daddy to bail you out.
 
Ainsley Harriott said:
Selling the stadium and renting it for fuck all apparently. Imagine being a grown man, messing up your cash and asking daddy to bail you out.
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In 5 years time John West Tuna canning factory in S6 anyone.


Na wouldn't pass food hygiene laws with all that rust.
 



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Fernando Foresteiri appears to be in good spirits, as he is taken away by West Midlands Police, just minutes after stepping off the team bus at The Hawthorns.
 
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