Date Night

[Tezza1889]

I’d take Basham to the clothes show live event, then when David Bowie’s “fashion” gets played inevitably, we’d start singing

Bash bash bash bash BASHAM.. as the models walked down the catwalk.. we might get on telly!

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I would take Washington to the opticians , so he can see when he is offside .

I’d take him to Washington Tyne and Wear. I’d tell him that if he didn’t keep being caught offside, it would have been Washington in the USA.

edit. That was quite funny in my head.

 

[SteveBlade]

I'd take Richard Stearman.

 

[S64 Blade]

I’d go to a ceilidh with John Egan.

 

[diode_blade]

I'd take Deano to amusements at Skeggy so he can can catch all the money coming out of the one arm bandits as I play em.....
then he could carry me as we would have to run like sh1te from said bandits..........

 

[Sean Thornton]

I take it you mean the women squad ?

No.

 

[flashinblade1889]

I'd take Dean Henderson to the barbers[/QUOTE

 

[bromtom]

I’d take Basham to the clothes show live event, then when David Bowie’s “fashion” gets played inevitably, we’d start singing

Bash bash bash bash BASHAM.. as the models walked down the catwalk.. we might get on telly!

Basham!
Turn to the left
Basham!
Turn to the right
Oooh, Basham!
We are the Bladesmen and we come from S2
Bash-Bash-Bash-Bash Basham!

 

[BigBed]

I'd choose David Mcgoldrick, and I'd take him, up the arse!, and then I'd tell him, "if you don't start scoring fucking goals, next time il bring the rest of the rugby team too!!".

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'd choose David Mcgoldrick, and I'd take him, up the arse!, and then I'd tell him, "if you don't start scoring fucking goals, next time il bring the rest of the rugby team too!!".

There is no rugby team is there? Just you....

 

[Snowman]

I would take the most handsome intelligent and personable member of the squad who had the most chance of using those looks and charm to pull something female and decent (with a mate) during or following our "date". In fact, I would be looking, bearing in mind the difference between our ages, for (For instance Hendo) to pull the impressionable daughter of some vivacious older woman (not that old) who would be amenable to some interesting games and a subsequent liaison. Where? Fuck knows nowadays as I haven't a clue where these lads get to. However, I trust (for instance Hendo) to guide me in that regard.

 

[Pierre's PC]

I'd choose David Mcgoldrick, and I'd take him, up the arse!, and then I'd tell him, "if you don't start scoring fucking goals, next time il bring the rest of the rugby team too!!".

Watch it! You'll be giving someone a nasty papercut waving that edge around.

OT: Henderson so that he can help me with how to use Snapchat

 

[Sean Thornton]

I would take the most handsome intelligent and personable member of the squad who had the most chance of using those looks and charm to pull something female and decent (with a mate) during or following our "date". In fact, I would be looking, bearing in mind the difference between our ages, for (For instance Hendo) to pull the impressionable daughter of some vivacious older woman (not that old) who would be amenable to some interesting games and a subsequent liaison. Where? Fuck knows nowadays as I haven't a clue where these lads get to. However, I trust (for instance Hendo) to guide me in that regard.

You've had a fuck off tablet in Maggie Mays haven't you?

 

[Snowman]

You've had a fuck off tablet in Maggie Mays haven't you?

Fortunately never been, don't know where it is, have no interest. Some years ago (maybe 30) I had the pleasure of a visit to the Lane Top/Essoldo for a grab a granny. Nobody there or any where else has ever given me a "fuck of tablet".

 

[BushBlade]

I would take the most handsome intelligent and personable member of the squad who had the most chance of using those looks and charm to pull something female and decent (with a mate) during or following our "date". In fact, I would be looking, bearing in mind the difference between our ages, for (For instance Hendo) to pull the impressionable daughter of some vivacious older woman (not that old) who would be amenable to some interesting games and a subsequent liaison. Where? Fuck knows nowadays as I haven't a clue where these lads get to. However, I trust (for instance Hendo) to guide me in that regard.

Just take Ched. He’s happy to share.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Fortunately never been, don't know where it is, have no interest. Some years ago (maybe 30) I had the pleasure of a visit to the Lane Top/Essoldo for a grab a granny. Nobody there or any where else has ever given me a "fuck of tablet".

Sorry Brad.

 

[Topplayersleave]

I'd take Kean Bryan and his bird to the cinema so I could finger her on the back row.

The problem with that is that if she objected you'd be arrested and if she didn't object you'd have a dilemma of not wanting to stop with the finger so backscuttling her over the seat whilst Kean was watching the film

 

[Snowman]

Sorry Brad.

Thought you'd know.

 

[raimond]

I'd take John Lundstram for a quiet few and a chat, put the world to rights over a few pints by an open fire, then an all you can eat curry buffet, before he gets a bit Scouse and lairy, starts a fight, splits up a fight, and pays for a taxi home for you. What a gent.

 

[BushBlade]

I'd take John Lundstram for a quiet few and a chat, put the world to rights over a few pints by an open fire, then an all you can eat curry buffet, before he gets a bit Scouse and lairy, starts a fight, splits up a fight, and pays for a taxi home for you. What a gent.

He’ll clone your credit card when you’re not looking.

 

[BigBed]

There is no rugby team is there? Just you....

Er.............No, but with the lights out, he'll never know!!

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

I'd take John Fleck on the piss down Saucihall Street in Glasgow...

Followed by a full fry and the next morning, washed down with lashings of Irn Bru.

 

[Bladesman]

This is a classic Allan Partridge thread.

I’d take Mark Duffy to Betty’s tea room in Harrogate for Afternoon tea. We’d have one of those big multi tiered silver trays with Sandwiches and cakes, washed down with Yorkshire Tea.

I'd give Billy Sharp a 12" dinner plate and take him to a travel tavern for breakfast.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'd take John Fleck on the piss down Saucihall Street in Glasgow...

Followed by a full fry and the next morning,



washed down with lashings of Irn Bru.

Fleck or the fry?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

If you could take one of the current squad out on a lovely date somewhere, who would you choose?

Also, where would you take them and why? This needs to be related to your impression of what they would enjoy.

For me, I'd take Jake Wright for a game of Lazer Quest. He seems like a down to Earth bloke and I think he'd enjoy it more than something like paintballing. Also I imagine he's got kids (just looks like a Dad to me) so he can bring them along.

I’m just looking at the Sheff U ladies team now. I’ll be back later!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I’m just looking at the Sheff U ladies team now. I’ll be back later!

3-0 up last I saw.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I'd take David McGoldrick on an entertaining yet informative visit to Longstanton Spice Museum, followed by High Tea and English muffins at Bono's house. Lovely Stuff.

 

[Nade]

I can see McGoldrick enjoying a decent art gallery.

 

[WhiteHawk]

I'd take this lass anywhere she wanted to go.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I'd take this lass anywhere she wanted to go.

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Hillsborough?