Date Night

[WhiteHawk]

Hillsborough?

If that was what she wanted then I'd have my tetanus jab and go with it.

 

[Nade]

I'd take this lass anywhere she wanted to go.

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Sorry but this thread is only for going on dates with men, the way it should be.

I think Norwood would be the most likely to enjoy a nice cup of tea at Betty's. Definitely more than Duffy imo.

I think Freeman would like to go and watch a local amateur wrestling event.

 

[WhiteHawk]

Sorry but this thread is only for going on dates with men, the way it should be.
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Then maybe you should have been more specific in your OP. Useless

You asked for members of the current squad, and the very good looking lady I posted falls into that category. Haven't got a clue what her name is though.........

 

[Nade]

Then maybe you should have been more specific in your OP. Useless

You asked for members of the current squad, and the very good looking lady I posted falls into that category. Haven't got a clue what her name is though.........

You'd do well to get a date with her without knowing her name. She wouldn't like that at all.

If i was to date her though I'd take her to Hollywood Bowl (with the neon lights on), maybe a bit of air hockey afterwards, and then off to the cinema next door to see the latest Marvel superhero film. If there's enough money I'd take her to Frankie and Benny's, but otherwise it'd be chips and a hot dog during the bowling game.

 

[Bladepicker]

Great thread Nade.

I'd like to take George Baldock up the cable cars in Matlock Bath.

Afterwards we can have a pleasant stroll down the hill and onto the 2p push machines; we can get some overpriced, poor quality fish and chips then finish off the perfect day with a large Mr Whippy while the bikers stare at us from the beer garden of the fishpond.

 

[Bartleby]

I think Freeman would like to go and watch a local amateur wrestling event.

I reckon he'd rather go on a piss up round town then have a competition to climb up to the Town Hall balcony singing Shoreham Boys

 

[BigBed]

I'd take Lundstrum home, just so he can feel wanted for once.

 

[Houston_Blade]

I'd take Alan Knill to watch BFG.

I'd take Lundstrum home, just so he can feel wanted for once.

Spell his name right or he'll politely tell you to fuck off.

 

[BigBed]

I'd take Alan Knill to watch BFG.



Spell his name right or he'll politely tell you to fuck off.

Fine.....J.O.H.N. there.

 

[S64 Blade]

Clay pigeon shooting with David McGoldrick. See if if he can get his eye for the target improved.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Clay pigeon shooting with David McGoldrick. See if if he can get his eye for the target improved.

"shot himself in the foot" at Clay pigeon shooting. Wouldn't be good!

 

[raimond]

Great thread Nade.

I'd like to take George Baldock up the cable cars in Matlock Bath.

Afterwards we can have a pleasant stroll down the hill and onto the 2p push machines; we can get some overpriced, poor quality fish and chips then finish off the perfect day with a large Mr Whippy while the bikers stare at us from the beer garden of the fishpond.

I've never heard the rhyming slang 'taking someone up the cable cars' before but I'll be using it in future, thank you. I took a lass up the Bolehills once.

 

[TJB.]

I'd take Kieron Freeman to that Great Escape game in town, see if he really lives up to his namesake. Spoons for snap afterwards and a couple of J20's. I'll find it rude that he had a pudding when I didn't want one but he'll make up for it by insisting he pays the bill (£17.35). He'll say he'll wait with me until the 88 bus turns up but his mum will turn up early to pick him up in the Skoda. No hug goodbye as he's shy and his mum might see. Nice boy.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'd take Kieron Freeman to that Great Escape game in town, see if he really lives up to his namesake. Spoons for snap afterwards and a couple of J20's. I'll find it rude that he had a pudding when I didn't want one but he'll make up for it by insisting he pays the bill (£17.35). He'll say he'll wait with me until the 88 bus turns up but his mum will turn up early to pick him up in the Skoda. No hug goodbye as he's shy and his mum might see. Nice boy.

Mildly disturbing. Probably more so for KF if he sees it.

 

[Houston_Blade]

"shot himself in the foot" at Clay pigeon shooting. Wouldn't be good!

He'd miss.

 

[TJB.]

Mildly disturbing. Probably more so for KF if he sees it.

Indeed. But enough about my penis...

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

I'd take John Fleck on the piss down Saucihall Street in Glasgow...

Followed by a full fry and the next morning, washed down with lashings of Irn Bru.

Done that but without John Fleck!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I'd take Basham cow tipping.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Then maybe you should have been more specific in your OP. Useless

You asked for members of the current squad, and the very good looking lady I posted falls into that category. Haven't got a clue what her name is though.........

Never mind her name, what’s her best position?

 

[blade too long]

I'd take Clarke to a comedy show and see if we can get at least a smile out of him.

Made him smile that comment

 

[blade too long]

I'd go out with Lundstram so at least I'd be out with someone who gets more stick than me in here

 

[Cassius Kray]

I'd pop round Enda Steven's house with a VHS of passable sci-fi flick Ender's Game and a bottle of Hendos that I had cleverly customised so that it read " endersons Relish", and then apologise for thinking his name was spelt slightly differently and leave, embarassed.