Favourite toy as a child beginning with the surname of an ex player

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Waddingtons "GO".

A word with very similar meaning, often aimed at Dean Hammond.
 
Fucking monopoly, McCabe.
 
favourite sex toys:

Vibrating Vagina - Vinny Jones
Blow up doll - Brian Deane
Gimp Mask - Glyn Hodges
12 inch dildo - Dave Barnes
Love eggs - Lee Sandford

roll on Saturday for fucks sake
 
Everyone’s waiting for someone to put Swingball so they can call them Billy No Mates.
 
My favourite toy as a child was a golliwog. I used to take him everywhere with me and he slept in my bed every night. He was my best friend and it was only when I became much older that I was told it was wrong to think of this little loveable rag doll as a “golliwog” and totally unacceptable to refer to him by that name. I’d saved up loads of paper golliwogs that came affixed to the jars of Robertson’s jam. When you’d collected so many you could send off for an enamel lapel badge of the Robertson’s golliwog, playing a musical instrument. I had several of them, playing the guitar, trumpet, banjo. They were fabulous. I can honestly say I never drew any comparison with race or religion (or sexuality!) for that matter. He was just a lovely toy character to me.

We haven’t had many United players with a surname that resembles “golliwog” as far as I recall?

Can I still play?
 



I used to have an action man that I dressed in a red and white shirt that my gran knitted . I used to call him Don Givens l would tie him to outside toilet door and throw my faeces at him
 

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