Song for Adkins...

[Cerberus Blade]

It’s not very often, almost less than never, that I suggest a song. But I’m feeling inspired about tomorrow’s game:

Please rehearse this and get it word perfect for tomorrow:

“Sacked in the morning, you’re getting sacked in the morning” It’s to the tune of “Guantanamera”, video below.



Don’t be presumptuous with it though! Wait until our 5th goal has gone in

 

[Pollingtonblade]

He’s got a 100% record v us for Hull.

 

[Cappy]

He’s got a 100% record v us for Hull.

So far

 

[LoughboroBlade]

He’s got a 100% record v us for Hull.

And not a bad record visiting us with Scunthorpe as I recall...

 

[Cerberus Blade]

He’s got a 100% record v us for Hull.

It will be a respectable 50% record tomorrow night!

He’s like a bloody broken record that bloke! One with too much fluff on his stylus.

 

[8lade]

He was here
He's now there
he's useless everywhere
Nige Adkins Nige Adkins

Ok last line is a stretch but you want atmosphere at the Lane? This'll bring it!

edit: One night only!

 

[dazzlingblade]

 

[BigBed]

"Your a cunt du du du dudu,
Your a cunt du du du dudu,
Your a cunt du du du dudu,
Your a cunt"

To the tune of "Baby Shark".

 

[YES Blade]

Why the hate towards Adkins? It’s like giving an ex a load of shit when you dumped her for a much fitter bird.

 

[Cappy]

“Sacked in the morning, you’re getting sacked in the morning”

We should also sing this at CW the first game we draw after this 48 game winning streak ends in a 4-4 v Arsenal that takes us to second instead of top. Useless cunt.

 

[KoppedOff]

I’ve got a room
As big as this
I’ve got a room as big as thiiiiiiis
Its called the room for improvement
I’ve got a room as big as this

 

[BettingBlade]

I’ve got a room
As big as this
I’ve got a room as big as thiiiiiiis
Its called the room for improvement
I’ve got a room as big as this

10/10. That is excellent

 

[Nedski]

Why the hate towards Adkins? It’s like giving an ex a load of shit when you dumped her for a much fitter bird.

We had a terrible season with him, BUT he brought Billy Sharp back to us. I actually forgive Nigel for all the shit performances, awful excuses, even for Woolford and Hammond, because he brought our Billy back.

 

[MightyBlades]

Please don't give Adkins abuse tomorrow.

He was Sheffield United manager and he was proud of being our manager.

He tried his best, but his best just wasn't good enough.

We've moved on and luckily, everything turned out for the best.

You don't have to clap him, but let's not give him shit. All it does, is spur his team on to want to give the Blades a bloody nose. And, he's actually a very decent bloke.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Please don't give Adkins abuse tomorrow.

He was Sheffield United manager and he was proud of being our manager.

He tried his best, but his best just wasn't good enough.

We've moved on and luckily, everything turned out for the best.

You don't have to clap him, but let's not give him shit. All it does, is spur his team on to want to give the Blades a bloody nose. And, he's actually a very decent bloke.

Is he?

I can’t come to respect anyone who constantly talks bullshit and hasn’t got integrity. And that’s how I see Adkins. The fact he was incompetent was a side issue for me. We’ve had plenty of those. But the management speak and pure drivel he spouted has led me to have a passionate dislike for the bloke beyond that of any other Sheffield United manager in history.

Will I give him abuse? No. I don’t do that. But I hope our players will humiliate his players and severely undermine him and expose him for the imposter he is.

 

[TheGoatPenguin]

You can shove Dean Hammond up yah arse.
You can shove Dean Hammond up yah arse.
You can shove Dean Hammond, Dean fu+#&ng Hammond, Dean Fu#%&ng Hammond up yah arse. Adkins.

Start slow and speed up with each line.

 

[Kryten]

Look what you can find at the bottom of the internet!

 

[Weasel]

Is he?

I can’t come to respect anyone who constantly talks bullshit and hasn’t got integrity. And that’s how I see Adkins. The fact he was incompetent was a side issue for me. We’ve had plenty of those. But the management speak and pure drivel he spouted has led me to have a passionate dislike for the bloke beyond that of any other Sheffield United manager in history.

Will I give him abuse? No. I don’t do that. But I hope our players will humiliate his players and severely undermine him and expose him for the imposter he is.

Absolutely spot on. The man is a footballing fraud who treated us fans with contempt. An arrogant incompetent fool.

 

[Weasel]

I’ve got a room
As big as this
I’ve got a room as big as thiiiiiiis
Its called the room for improvement
I’ve got a room as big as this

This is almost genius in its simplicity but very catchy.

I like it. I shall be humming this in the shower and on the bog shortly (no doubt waking everyone else in the house up)

Can I download it from anywhere?

My own song suggestion would be a slight change to the YMCA song, with words along the lines of 'Nigels just a C...U...N....T....

We have the added bonus of everyone on the kop being able to do the arm actions to it as well.

 

[Shoes_On]

Stay classy, Blades

 

[Cerberus Blade]

This is almost genius in its simplicity but very catchy.

I like it. I shall be humming this in the shower and on the bog shortly (no doubt waking everyone else in the house up)

Can I download it from anywhere?

My own song suggestion would be a slight change to the YMCA song, with words along the lines of 'Nigels just a C...U...N....T....

We have the added bonus of everyone on the kop being able to do the arm actions to it as well.

The arm actions to a C.*.N. T.? oh, I get it! You mean the arm actions to the YMCA song? Phew! I thought you were trying to invoke a mass fisting session on the kop for a minute!

 

[boo radley]

Would love Freeman to score and walk slowly past him just staring.