Tonight's games

[1973Blade]

Hopefully tonight Hull will beat Leeds in a hard fought match, that tires them for Saturday, and Middlesbrough lose at Ipswich. Then tomorrow, West Brom draw (I can't wish a Wednesday victory) and we end Blackburn's home record and we go top!

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Love how you’ve took the time to work our the best case scenario

 

[8lade]

I can live with that!
Preston to get something from Villa
Brum to take Brentford
Stoke to do Bolton

Would top it off nicely.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Hopefully tonight Hull will beat Leeds in a hard fought match, that tires them for Saturday, and Middlesbrough lose at Ipswich. Then tomorrow, West Brom draw (I can't wish a Wednesday victory) and we end Blackburn's home record and we go top!

And then you get home and the wife has cooked a meat and potatoe pie for supper and arranged for a female escort to come and spend the night with you.

 

[1973Blade]

Sadly Middlesbrough are already two up!

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Sadly Middlesbrough are already two up!

It might be a game of two halves though? If Ipswich get their mad up they can be dangerous!

 

[8lade]

Sadly Middlesbrough are already two up!

Goddamit they've been in a run of poor results recently too.

 

[stringjunior]

And then you get home and the wife has cooked a meat and potatoe pie for supper and arranged for a female escort to come and spend the night with you.

Whoa there. No mention of Hendersons.

On to the naughty step for you

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Whoa there. No mention of Hendersons.

On to the naughty step for you

Would I be exiled if I said I prefer Lea & Perrins?

 

[stringjunior]

Would I be exiled if I said I prefer Lea & Perrins?

Oh for pitties sake man. You need some aversion therapy.

 

[R&WStripedBlood]

Would I be exiled if I said I prefer Lea & Perrins?

Not exiled, no.

Lynched.

 

[Harrisblade]

Not exiled, no.

Lynched.

That's fair!

 

[Ricky]

What Ipswich need, is to sack Mick McCarthy.

 

[Sabella's Socks]

L***s just gone 1 up. Speculative shot. Dodgy keeping (not George Long).

 

[RealMcCoy]

If possession stats mean anything, looks like Leeds will win by 3 or 4!

 

[sufcboy95]

Ipswich are heading for league 1. Boro have turned into a proper tony Pulis side, and will be top 3

 

[Geordie Blade]

Hopefully tonight Hull will beat Leeds in a hard fought match, that tires them for Saturday, and Middlesbrough lose at Ipswich. Then tomorrow, West Brom draw (I can't wish a Wednesday victory) and we end Blackburn's home record and we go top!

Where's your ambition?

At the very least, you could hope that the game descends into another 'Battle of...'. This time Wednesday and West Brom are both reduced to seven men each, before Gareth Barry is shown a straight red for swearing at Adam Reach. Shocked by the language, Forestieri accidentally dives into the corner flag, severing both testicles and leaving the field. With all three substitutes used, both teams are now down to six players and the referee (a mysterious "G. Santos") has no option but to abandon the match. The match is declared void (no points for either side) and both teams are fined £500, which just tips the balance of FFP for Wednesday. They are docked 15 points and, as an additional punishment, are forced to cancel Jordan Rhodes' loan and have him back.

 

[1973Blade]

Villa have thrown away a two gaol lead and are down to ten men, 2-2 against Preston now.

 

[Blade58]

Villa 3-2 down

Bye Mr Bruce

 

[Ricky]

Villa have one sent off at home to Preston and then can't get a kick. Sums them up.

Now 3-2 down!

Cheerio Bruce.

Hang on, it's 3-3 now.

Bruce in. Top manager, under rated...

 

[bladesince64]

Hogan on the bench for Villa. First time in their squad this season?

 

[LenTednTony]

And then you get home and the wife has cooked a meat and potatoe pie for supper and arranged for a female escort to come and spend the night with you.

....both!

 

[Blade58]

Bruce lifeline 3-3

 

[Bannerman]

Where's your ambition?

At the very least, you could hope that the game descends into another 'Battle of...'. This time Wednesday and West Brom are both reduced to seven men each, before Gareth Barry is shown a straight red for swearing at Adam Reach. Shocked by the language, Forestieri accidentally dives into the corner flag, severing both testicles and leaving the field. With all three substitutes used, both teams are now down to six players and the referee (a mysterious "G. Santos") has no option but to abandon the match. The match is declared void (no points for either side) and both teams are fined £500, which just tips the balance of FFP for Wednesday. They are docked 15 points and, as an additional punishment, are forced to cancel Jordan Rhodes' loan and have him back.

Forestieri has testicles?

 

[Blade58]

lol Villa pen

 

[Blade58]

ha saved

DRAMA

 

[1973Blade]

Villa have a penalty!

 

[1973Blade]

Someone has thrown a cabbage at Steve Bruce!

 

[Ricky]

Preston must fancy relegation. Shocking throwaway and they're lucky to get a point in the end.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Someone has thrown a cabbage at Steve Bruce!

Crackerjack?