Most memorable Manager interviews

[themaninblack]

Blissett and Barnes ripped us a new one that day. Watford could have had scored double figures if they had wanted to.

Utd (Budgie exempt) were appalling and played like they didn't give a fuk.

I went with my dear old dad; he was fucking fuming on the drive back north ‘if those tossers can’t give a fuck why should I!’
We were still back on the road for the next away game

 

[United Aren't Back.]

"Our fans are the best I've ever worked for to be honest and I think, if you asked them, they'd probably say this is the best it's ever been, me"

NW at QPR

"Our fans are the best I've ever worked for to be honest and I think, if you asked them, they'd probably say this is the best it's ever been, me"

NW at Palace

"Our fans are the best I've ever worked for to be honest and I think, if you asked them, they'd probably say this is the best it's ever been, me"

NW at Cardiff

He also bangs on relentlessly about the quayof the top five Premiership teams, always saying his own team do not have the quality to go for a win.

 

[Deleted member 875]

He also bangs on relentlessly about the quayof the top five Premiership teams, always saying his own team do not have the quality to go for a win.

And also used to bang on about Sharon Warnock as well.

“I was talking to Sharon this morning and she said why don’t I give Paul Shaw a start today, so I did”

“Sharon wants me to pack up and retire, but this job came up and she saw how hard it would have been for me to say no, so she told me to get myself off”

“I was watching a Match of the Day last night, and Sharon said to me she couldn’t understand why I’ve never managed one of the top clubs”

 

[Weasel]

And also used to bang on about Sharon Warnock as well.

“I was talking to Sharon this morning and she said why don’t I give Paul Shaw a start today, so I did”

“Sharon wants me to pack up and retire, but this job came up and she saw how hard it would have been for me to say no, so she told me to get myself off”

“I was watching a Match of the Day last night, and Sharon said to me she couldn’t understand why I’ve never managed one of the top clubs”

'Sharon' could very well be his other side to his split personality disorder. A bit like Norman Bates had. 'Put me by the window Neil....and go and sign a few more useless horrible forwards...i like it when we have 30 shit forwards in our squad...', and when Neil saw the result of our latest fuk up on the road in the premier league 'oh Sharon....what have you done...'

I half expect that if police go and drain a swamp on Neil's farm in a few years time, they could find a car or two in there with a few bodies of stray forwards/agents/directors who have accepted Neils/Sharon's 'hospitality' over the years....

Would probably explain where Neil's hair has gone too. The 'Neil' with hair was actually 'Sharon' with a wig on.

It's only a theory though and I've yet to prove it.

 

[Topplayersleave]

Bleeding hell, I was at that Watford game. FA Cup 3rd round 5-0, cold as a well diggers ass it was, didn't hear the interview but was told afterwards what he said. Those doing the interview probably giggled at the time, he'd get a lifetime ban today!

There are certain games that stick in your memory for football reasons

And others that stick in your memory for a different reason

That Watford game was the coldest I've ever been at a football match in my entire life

It was absolutely freezing

 

[SB_90]

That Watford game was the coldest I've ever been at a football match in my entire life

colder than forest in march with the -10 blizzard

 

[SB_90]

whatever I say is number 2 to wilder at the city hall, as it will take something special to beat that as it was comedy gold. I remember the Mourinho v Allardyce, where the Mourinho complaining about big sam parking the bus with no intention of attacking (oh the irony ) saying maybe next time I need to bring a black & decker to break down the wall



& it a montage of Gordon Strachan best bits as they are hilarious

 

[Weasel]

There are certain games that stick in your memory for football reasons

And others that stick in your memory for a different reason

That Watford game was the coldest I've ever been at a football match in my entire life

It was absolutely freezing

You obviously wasn't at Mansfield away in 89, when Booker came to the fore (think we won 2-1). It was that cold even the snow had gloves on. It took me about 2 hours to thaw out and then ask what the final score was as my brain had gone numb about 30 mins in. I went to both games, it wasn't comparable.

 

[diode_blade]

Well they can't be wild geese...can't see Richard Harris or roger Moore....

 

[Kenilworth]

You obviously wasn't at Mansfield away in 89, when Booker came to the fore (think we won 2-1). It was that cold even the snow had gloves on. It took me about 2 hours to thaw out and then ask what the final score was as my brain had gone numb about 30 mins in. I went to both games, it wasn't comparable.

1-0
Penalty
Which Booker won
It's was pretty inclement, wasn't it?

I went straight from work with suit and tie on and a mack. Was soaked through up to the waist but dry from bollocks down. One benefit of standing in those days crammed on to a terrace. One side of my face was frozen with the wind running from one side to the other.

 

[Topplayersleave]

You obviously wasn't at Mansfield away in 89, when Booker came to the fore (think we won 2-1). It was that cold even the snow had gloves on. It took me about 2 hours to thaw out and then ask what the final score was as my brain had gone numb about 30 mins in. I went to both games, it wasn't comparable.

Yes weasel I remember it well.
The making of Bob Booker.
We were sat in the stand to the left of the United fans so we weren't affected by the weather as much.

Also I was a little more suitably dressed that night than what I was at Watford

 

[coolhandluke]

" It was pretty even in the first half and even fucking worse in the second "

 

[Sheff de party]

Weir’s last one for us before he gets sacked was pretty memorable if only for a man who’d given up.

Asked what needed to improve, he said something like “we need to score more goals, and concede less goals.” Wasn’t sad to see the back of him, but I felt sorry for him that his dream of being a manager had gone up in smoke.

 

[tonytonycurrie]

 

[Houston_Blade]

Bryan Robson’s last interview with us, just for the fact it was his last.

 

[shorehamview]

You obviously wasn't at Mansfield away in 89, when Booker came to the fore (think we won 2-1). It was that cold even the snow had gloves on. It took me about 2 hours to thaw out and then ask what the final score was as my brain had gone numb about 30 mins in. I went to both games, it wasn't comparable.

Coldest I’ve ever been at a match. I was so blue with the cold I looked like a fucking Smurf.

 

[finlaytheblade]

Coldest I’ve ever been at a match. I was so blue with the cold I looked like a fucking Smurf.

Yes that was bloody cold and Webster broke his leg.
I think the Forest game (last season )just beat it for cold brass monkey day that was.

 

[snootyfenooty]

All the one's mentioned so far are a pale imitation of the great man who used to start his with the words "now listen to me young man".

 

[grafikhaus]

While I loved that series it was obvious that Sitton (and his second-in-command Chris Fucking Turner) were totally out of their depth, losing his rag and resorting to bullying and insulting his players. Rather like Martin Allen at Chesterfield.

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

A young reporter had to go and do his first ever interview with a famous manager.

Manager found out it was his first interview and as he was being asked the first question he grabbed hold of the reporters bollocks, gave them a gentle squeeze and kept his hand there throughout the interview.

 

[Bladebri]

This one

 

[Liaminho9]

Wilder pissed in the town hall after promotion season and telling the world about his day when he gets a haircut

Here we go.

Legend.

 

[ourbob]

Another Strachan one...

Gordon can I have a quick word?

...

Velocity!

Loved the blokes interviews,nobody better for putdowns.

 

[The Hobott]

Bassett was always good for an un-PC comment. "We wouldn't have got a penalty today even if one of our forwards had been gang-banged in the opposition box"

Thought of this one too. I always remember it as raped or gang-raped?

 

[AWetFlannel]

Thought of this one too. I always remember it as raped or gang-raped?

Probably mixing it up with Pardew's 'absolutely raped him' comment about Ched Evans.