Most memorable Manager interviews

[Barney]

Choose your top 3.

 

[Rodders]

1. What’s the biggest room in your house?
2. Couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo
3. How much is the salary Mr Mandaric?

 

[Rusty view]

My wife could have scored that?
I'd love it blah blah blah
I've got a great set of lads who never know when to give up. Eh eh eh fantastic wasn't it eh eh

 

[IOM Blade]

'We get rammed down our throat about 'coming out of a pub league' and 'always in our shadow'; well I don't think we were in their shadow today...'

 

[Lmaobob]

Wilder pissed in the town hall after promotion season and telling the world about his day when he gets a haircut

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Where do you think you lost the game Gordon.

'On that big green area out there'.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I agree with Lmaobob, that well oiled Wilder rambling haircut interview was a one-off. Still makes me chuckle.

 

[raul]

"Our fans are the best I've ever worked for to be honest and I think, if you asked them, they'd probably say this is the best it's ever been, me"

NW at QPR

"Our fans are the best I've ever worked for to be honest and I think, if you asked them, they'd probably say this is the best it's ever been, me"

NW at Palace

"Our fans are the best I've ever worked for to be honest and I think, if you asked them, they'd probably say this is the best it's ever been, me"

NW at Cardiff

 

[Piffle and Tosh]

"Our fans are the best I've ever worked for to be honest and I think, if you asked them, they'd probably say this is the best it's ever been, me"

NW at QPR

"Our fans are the best I've ever worked for to be honest and I think, if you asked them, they'd probably say this is the best it's ever been, me"

NW at Palace

"Our fans are the best I've ever worked for to be honest and I think, if you asked them, they'd probably say this is the best it's ever been, me"

NW at Cardiff

BLAH BLAH BLAH bollocks

 

[ZoneManWilf]

"Brains of a rocking horse"

DB on Simon Tracey after getting sent off at White Hart Lane in the early 90s.

 

[ZoneManWilf]

That Wilder interview at Northampton linked to us shortly after we got him. Showed the attitude and desire to succeed that we are bearing the fruits of now.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Bassett was always good for an un-PC comment. "We wouldn't have got a penalty today even if one of our forwards had been gang-banged in the opposition box"

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

 

[Sean Thornton]

(To Gordon Strachan) "Are you the best man for the job Gordon""

"No. They should have appointed George Graham, he's much better than me"




Not a manager but John Burrudge after a hammering at Watford "It was like Rorkes Drift out there today"

 

[SwissBlade]

Wilder pissed in the town hall after promotion season and telling the world about his day when he gets a haircut

This was number 1.

That Wilder interview at Northampton linked to us shortly after we got him. Showed the attitude and desire to succeed that we are bearing the fruits of now.

Before we appointed wilder I was a bit ‘meh’ when we’d been linked with him. Just another ex player that probably doesn’t care.

Then I saw this. You instantly see what he’s like as a person, not a manager. The managerial part follows, when you have a man like this you always have a chance to move forward because people (players, fans and owners) believe in him. There is no bullshit

Jose Mourinho used to be like this, but he’s got too used to the high life

Bollocks.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

(To Gordon Strachan) "Are you the best man for the job Gordon""

"No. They should have appointed Geirge Graham, he's much better than me"




Not a manager but John Burrudge after a hammering at Watford "It was like Rorkes Drift out there today"

Bleeding hell, I was at that Watford game. FA Cup 3rd round 5-0, cold as a well diggers ass it was, didn't hear the interview but was told afterwards what he said. Those doing the interview probably giggled at the time, he'd get a lifetime ban today!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Bollocks.

The thread is memorable, not worthy or favourite interview. Be honest, we'll never forget the geese!

 

[SwissBlade]

The thread is memorable, not worthy or favourite interview. Be honest, we'll never forget the geese!

Geese? Memorable? I’m trying to forget that tosser.

I was having a good morning. Dom Perignon 2009 at 10am, then you come along with yer geese

 

[I should coco]

I was having a good morning. Dom Perignon 2009 at 10am

Emirates business class - very nice!

Presumably they made you take the shit bag though?

 

[SwissBlade]

Emirates business class - very nice!

Presumably they made you take the shit bag though?

First today pal, cheeky upgrade

Ha ha the bag was the free one for doing Dubai Ironman 70.3. Thought that if I die it’s a good one to leave in iraq as it cost feck all

 

[Barney]

Perhaps the only thing I'll miss about the Clough era are the Morgs and Garner interviews.

 

[Inter_blade83]

Another Strachan one...

Gordon can I have a quick word?

...

Velocity!

 

[Blade for Sale]

Can't remember if it was Strachan but I recall an interview after a heavy defeat whereby one of the losing players or management were asked in what area the other team were superior to them today. Mainly that big green area out there came the reply.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Vintage Chris Wilder featuring the best of Spandau Ballet



Suicidal David Weir

 

[AWetFlannel]

Perhaps the only thing I'll miss about the Clough era are the Morgs and Garner interviews.

Loved all the Morgs and Garner interviews, quite liked that other bloke as well who were in charge...

 

[1danewhitehouse]

"shattered? No, I'm not shattered. Disappointed but not shattered"

Strachan after the State Patrick's day penalty defeat in the FA cup quarter final at BDTBL in 98. Forever known as "Alan Kelly day"

 

[8lade]

asking Strachan if he was worried (can't remember what about), 'no, I've got a yoghurt in the fridge that needs eating today that worries me more.'
Why can't Wednesday appoint him for his comedy?

 

[DifferentClass]

Spunking moneh
The Carlos £20 interview

 

[Sheffsteel]

(To Gordon Strachan) Not a manager but John Burrudge after a hammering at Watford "It was like Rorkes Drift out there today"

Made me laugh that.
Assume Budgie is talking about the FA cup tie away at Watford when we lost 0-5.
I was at that match, you had to walk through loads of allotments to get to the away end.

Assume Burridge was referring to Watford’s 3 black players, John Barnes and Luther Blissett were their best players But they also had a black player called Worrall Sterling, also liked their winger Nigel Callaghan.

Remember we were terrible on the day but made all the noise totally out singing Watford, who were totally a family club in the 80’s and not used to our rowdy behaviour.

It was a cold day and I even remember towards the end all the Blades fans bouncing up and down to keep warm.

 

[Weasel]

Made me laugh that.
Assume Budgie is talking about the FA cup tie away at Watford when we lost 0-5.
I was at that match, you had to walk through loads of allotments to get to the away end.

Assume Burridge was referring to Watford’s 3 black players, John Barnes and Luther Blissett were their best players But they also had a black player called Worrall Sterling, also liked their winger Nigel Callaghan.

Remember we were terrible on the day but made all the noise totally out singing Watford, who were totally a family club in the 80’s and not used to our rowdy behaviour.

It was a cold day and I even remember towards the end all the Blades fans bouncing up and down to keep warm.

Blissett and Barnes ripped us a new one that day. Watford could have had scored double figures if they had wanted to.

Utd (Budgie exempt) were appalling and played like they didn't give a fuk.