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S5Blade said:
Plot twist Kenilworth , there is no confirmed date, just "end of next month" - Could almost be clickbait.
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"Coutts: How I recovered from my serious leg break using this one weird tip"

"Coutts: My rehabilitation was significantly quicker thanks to finding out if I had PPI. You too could be owed thousands"

"Coutts: Raring to go after seeing Kim Kardashian without makeup"

Click here, etc

pommpey
 
With respect solely to Danny in his role and as a Blade, but the fucking Sheffield Star online is an impenetrable sack of dripping, clickbaity, idiot-enchanting dogshit. It takes fucking ages to load, and just when you think you are hovering over the area of the page you want, the scrollbar or any other such essential, detail-friendly device as such, the page suddenly re-adjusts and you click, and off you go, spiralling away from United's new signing and onto a series of fucked-up, buy-this-buy-this-buy-this cuntbatter, specifically engineered for subnormal pigfans who spend all their fucking days playing candy crush or fortnite and breeding more fat, squealing, dysfunctional Kylescum. Either that, or the brave attempts at journalism are simply re-engineered tweets from simpleton ITKs who are about as ITK as that thick parasite Joey Essex is on basic functionality.

Don't worry though, because the Portsmouth Evening News is no different. There's some or other marketing formula or metric attached to it which gives the money men a return on just how much we want to know facts divided by how easy they can steer us toward triviality, for 5p per click.

Now there's a weird tip.

pommpey
 
Nicolaus_Copernicus said:
Usually involves the word ‘outrage’ as well. Somebody in the public eye does or says something mildly controversial, and five fuckwits out of a global population of nearly 8 billion react on Twitter and it’s front page news. One of the five is usually an out of work celebrity from the 80’s or a current ‘reality’ star.

After this week’s shenanigans, I’ve decided to go 100% Anglo-Saxon, and gone back to living in a wattle and daub house, dressing in woollen, hip length overshirt & loin cloth and drink from a horn, to make sure that I don’t get accused of cultural appropriation. However, last night I had a nasty run in with my neighbour, who’s beaker folk, and he thinks I’m taking the piss. :)
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You've moved to Barnsley then?
 

pommpey said:
It takes fucking ages to load, and just when you think you are hovering over the area of the page you want, the scrollbar or any other such essential, detail-friendly device as such, the page suddenly re-adjusts and you click, and off you go, spiralling away from United's new signing and onto a series of fucked-up, buy-this-buy-this-buy-this c
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I find a lot of websites do that annoying "re-adjust" thing, due to the massive amount of external links to stuff like google analytics and facebook that they seem to need to resolve before they load a page these days.

If you get an adblocker on it speeds up The Star loading no end - you have to register with them to access it that way though then it works fine. Alternatively their Sheffstar Football app on my phone loads really fast and no ads either.
 
pommpey said:
With respect solely to Danny in his role and as a Blade, but the fucking Sheffield Star online is an impenetrable sack of dripping, clickbaity, idiot-enchanting dogshit. It takes fucking ages to load, and just when you think you are hovering over the area of the page you want, the scrollbar or any other such essential, detail-friendly device as such, the page suddenly re-adjusts and you click, and off you go, spiralling away from United's new signing and onto a series of fucked-up, buy-this-buy-this-buy-this cuntbatter, specifically engineered for subnormal pigfans who spend all their fucking days playing candy crush or fortnite and breeding more fat, squealing, dysfunctional Kylescum. Either that, or the brave attempts at journalism are simply re-engineered tweets from simpleton ITKs who are about as ITK as that thick parasite Joey Essex is on basic functionality.

Don't worry though, because the Portsmouth Evening News is no different. There's some or other marketing formula or metric attached to it which gives the money men a return on just how much we want to know facts divided by how easy they can steer us toward triviality, for 5p per click.

Now there's a weird tip.

pommpey
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Oh how I miss a proper Pommpey rant :D
 
don240 said:
Be nice if you posted a direct link to the twitter feed its taken from (cuts out all the star adverts).
Thanks in advance.
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More fun this way. Nonsense headline then Danny posts deflecting from said nonsense, which turns out not to be what's claimed and his bottom lip comes out when it's pointed out.
 
Our local closed Facebook group (Only in Meersbrook) has had to ban one Star journalist who basically mined the group for content and photos to post verbatim and without permission on the Star website.

I have ads disabled on my work browser so was unable to view the Star website to see evidence of the above... until I realised you could just view the cached version unimpeded via Google.
 

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