Incoming? Juan Pablo Añor

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Is this fuckin real or what?! Bet the poor lad doesn't even know himself, stood in the airport!

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Even though this is all bullshit, I've never wanted anything so much in my whole life.

Juan Love! Juan Heart!
Let's get together and feel all right
Hear the piggies cryin' (Juan Love!)
Hear the piggies cryin' (Juan Heart!)
Sayin': give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right
Sayin': let's get together and feel all right. UNITED UNITED UNITED
 
S15Blade said:
Transfer deadline will have passed by time bag come on belt at donny airport. Perfect new excuse for United

"We nearly had an international in the building but he got held up at the airport waiting for his luggage to come off the place so the paperwork was late"
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Sorry mate ……. good try but the clappers will never allow this one either o_O;)

It will be given the same banning order as the "fax-machine" references …….. :rolleyes:

UTB & FTP
 
Yellarbellyblade said:
You know this is a joke right?
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My guess is this...

Little piggy goes to Malaga
Little piggy and little piggy mate look through Malaga's squad on wiki
Little piggies see the name 'Juanpi'
Little piggies realise name sounds like 1p
Little piggy starts rumour about us signing him
Little piggy realises proof of being in Malaga will add credence to rumour

I hope it's a joke as well because he'd probably flop and put us off signing another foreign player for 30 years.
 
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Very much the Spanish Terry Henfleet, though he does at least have the decency to exist!
 
Ricky said:
Got to say he'd be an absolute prime candidate to be a flop.

Maybe it would be Wilder trying to prove a point?!

"You see, this is why we don't sign foreigners, don't tell me what to do, I know best..."
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Am thinking the same too but it could be Van Winckel's signing?
 
Ricky said:
My guess is this...

Little piggy goes to Malaga
Little piggy and little piggy mate look through Malaga's squad on wiki
Little piggies see the name 'Juanpi'
Little piggies realise name sounds like 1p
Little piggy starts rumour about us signing him
Little piggy realises proof of being in Malaga will add credence to rumour

I hope it's a joke as well because he'd probably flop and put us off signing another foreign player for 30 years.
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We could reciprocate and make up stories that they're under an embargo, their players are priced way above their ability, the grounds falling down, the owner is ripping them off and they don't appear on Radio Local teams anymore.........

Ow, hang on........
 
Ricky said:
My guess is this...

Little piggy goes to Malaga
Little piggy and little piggy mate look through Malaga's squad on wiki
Little piggies see the name 'Juanpi'
Little piggies realise name sounds like 1p
Little piggy starts rumour about us signing him
Little piggy realises proof of being in Malaga will add credence to rumour

I hope it's a joke as well because he'd probably flop and put us off signing another foreign player for 30 years.
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Little piggie is a Portsmouth fan at Uni in Sheffield mate.
 
SwitchBLADE Smiles said:
Little piggie is a Portsmouth fan at Uni in Sheffield mate.
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But he might be a semi converted little piggy, and then there's possible little piggy mate...

They will have met at Uni and their relationship will have blossomed ever since.
 
Blade56 said:
We could reciprocate and make up stories that they're under an embargo, their players are priced way above their ability, the grounds falling down, the owner is ripping them off and they don't appear on Radio Local teams anymore.........

Ow, hang on........
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But if you read some of the bullshit on PT, they actually praise Chancer for making the ground look better :-/
 

Roygbiv said:
I once typed on Wiki that Richard Madeley's hero was Richard Arkwright, the inventor of the spinning frame. I wanted to use something so uninteresting just to see how long it would be on for. 5 years was the answer.
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Spinning Jenny or Water Frame ?
 
ben1987 said:
The carrier pigeon carrying our bag of Pesetas has drowned in the Mediterranean.

We had no other options since the fax machine is still as fucked as our attacking options.
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I've been informed it was in fact a bag of potatoes.
 

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