Ex Blade in Iran

[1973Blade]

Anthony Stokes has joined Tractor Sazi who play in the Iranian league. Surely a first for an ex Blade!

 

[Rodley]

Sazi Boys, we are here...

 

[1973Blade]

Their manager is John Toshack, who must be 800 years old now!

 

[tomtheblade]

Sazi Boys, we are here...

Whoaa whoaa
Hide our women
Drink no beer
whoaa ohhh oh oh ohhhhh

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it..

 

[coolhandluke]

Whoaa whoaa
Thrash our women
And hang all queers
whoaa ohhh oh oh ohhhhh

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it..

I've edited for you as you've clearly failed to account for Iranian cultural nuances .

You're welcome

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

Their arch-rivals are called Machine Sazi. I find that amusing.

 

[DifferentClass]

Their manager is John Toshack, who must be 800 years old now!

His SON is in management now and was briefly linked to the Barnsley job!

I wasn't even born when he was playing but even I'm feeling old!

 

[Guesty]

Their manager is John Toshack, who must be 800 years old now!

He made his playing debut fifty three years ago!

 

[1973Blade]

Their arch-rivals are called Machine Sazi. I find that amusing.

I'm impressed, did you know that without checking first!

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

I'm impressed, did you know that without checking first!

Alas, my knowledge of the north-western Iranian football scene was somewhat lacking until I consulted Wikipedia

 

[Davalon]

Whoaa whoaa
Hide our women
Drink no beer
whoaa ohhh oh oh ohhhhh

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it..

You're behind on current Iranian culture mate

Drink problems galore. Officially can only brew a limited amount for personal consumption if you're Christian, but the young Muslims are finding ways to get hold of it through Christians inside and outside the country. Hospitals having to deal with large scale alcohol related problems amongst the young.

 

[tomtheblade]

You're behind on current Iranian culture mate

Drink problems galore. Officially can only brew a limited amount for personal consumption if you're Christian, but the young Muslims are finding ways to get hold of it through Christians inside and outside the country. Hospitals having to deal with large scale alcohol related problems amongst the young.

Easily solved old boy!

Sazi boys we are here
If you're Christian
Give us beer
Whoaa ohhh ohhh

This coming season I look forward to new versions of all our classic chants, now including socio-economic commentary relevant to the contemporary international political climate.

 

[JJ Sefton]

He still hasn't found his level. Utter dogshit for us.

Tractor Sazi already have a song, this catchy little ditty...

We are those who plays the victory march,
We are those who are immortal,
Hereoism is ours,
We're the head of Iran.
Azerbaijan is our land,
Tractor is our pride,
Courtesy and honor is our slogan,
Tractor is our pride.
We have faith in the strength of the union,
We have stood like the mountains,
We have traveled many arenas,
We have won many honors.
Azerbaijan is our land,
Tractor is our pride,
Courtesy and honor is our slogan,
Tractor is our pride.

 

[Weasel]

He still hasn't found his level. Utter dogshit for us.

Tractor Sazi already have a song, this catchy little ditty...

We are those who plays the victory march,
We are those who are immortal,
Hereoism is ours,
We're the head of Iran.
Azerbaijan is our land,
Tractor is our pride,
Courtesy and honor is our slogan,
Tractor is our pride.
We have faith in the strength of the union,
We have stood like the mountains,
We have traveled many arenas,
We have won many honors.
Azerbaijan is our land,
Tractor is our pride,
Courtesy and honor is our slogan,
Tractor is our pride.

Not bad, not bad at all. I like the bit about Tractors but they missed a trick when they forgot to also chuck in lyrics about chip butties, flagons of cider, warm summer days, and romps with naughty farm girls in the haystacks.

They did mention mountains though and that is nice, but again they also forgot to mention chip butties, flagons of brandy, warm summer days, and playing on the crevice with a fine sexy mountaineering lady instructor.

For that they only get 5 out of 10. Could have been so much better.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Alas, my knowledge of the north-western Iranian football scene was somewhat lacking until I consulted Wikipedia

How can Bashar Al Asaba not know anything about Iranian football, you're a fraud aren't you, it's not your real name is it? You have to get up a tad earlier to put one over boxer TD

 

[super_pig]

How can Bashar Al Asaba not know anything about Iranian football, you're a fraud aren't you, it's not your real name is it? You have to get up a tad earlier to put one over boxer TD

heh.. quality have a like

 

[Robby Blade]

He still hasn't found his level. Utter dogshit for us.

Tractor Sazi already have a song, this catchy little ditty...

We are those who plays the victory march,
We are those who are immortal,
Hereoism is ours,
We're the head of Iran.
Azerbaijan is our land,
Tractor is our pride,
Courtesy and honor is our slogan,
Tractor is our pride.
We have faith in the strength of the union,
We have stood like the mountains,
We have traveled many arenas,
We have won many honors.
Azerbaijan is our land,
Tractor is our pride,
Courtesy and honor is our slogan,
Tractor is our pride.

I used to think you had too much time on your hands. Thanks for confirming it.

 

[Bladesman]

 

[The Crab]

He still hasn't found his level. Utter dogshit for us.

Tractor Sazi already have a song, this catchy little ditty...

We are those who plays the victory march,
We are those who are immortal,
Hereoism is ours,
We're the head of Iran.
Azerbaijan is our land,
Tractor is our pride,
Courtesy and honor is our slogan,
Tractor is our pride.
We have faith in the strength of the union,
We have stood like the mountains,
We have traveled many arenas,
We have won many honors.
Azerbaijan is our land,
Tractor is our pride,
Courtesy and honor is our slogan,
Tractor is our pride.

Catchy. It will be in my head all afternoon now.

 

[Rodley]

Do they still sing
شما در آمبولانس محلی به خانه میروید after the opposition score? Or that a little too old school?

 

[bladesmanluke]

I thought this was gonna be one of those “Anybody know of any Shisha Bars I can watch the Inter Milan game in Tehran?” Kind of posts

 

[Sean Thornton]

Whoaa whoaa
Hide our women
Drink no beer
Death to the West

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it..

Quick edit.

 

[Sean Thornton]

How can Bashar Al Asaba not know anything about Iranian football, you're a fraud aren't you, it's not your real name is it? You have to get up a tad earlier to put one over boxer TD

Bashar is of Arabic origin. Iranians are Persian.

Bashar means "bringer of glad tidings". Which is funny on so many levels.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Bashar is of Arabic origin. Iranians are Persian.

Bashar means "bringer of glad tidings". Which is funny on so many levels.

You've been on that googly thingy haven't you, bringer of glad tidings is indeed funny on so many levels,although I would guess quite a few thousand may not think so.

 

[McGrath]

I would be a little bit worried that our ex-blade in Iran, might literally become more than an ex-blade with the way Donald Trump has been carrying on

 

[TTMeysh]

Kick-off for his first game delayed - Infidel dog on the pitch

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Anthony Stokes has joined Tractor Sazi who play in the Iranian league. Surely a first for an ex Blade!

Ipswich feeder club?

 

[I should coco]

Bashar means "bringer of glad tidings". Which is funny on so many levels.

I think that "Get a wasting disease, twat!" is an old Middle East greeting.

The person greeted then responds wth the obligatory "Sharp(e) is useless, past it and only scores penalties" and then a normal conversation can proceed about camels.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I would be a little bit worried that our ex-blade in Iran, might literally become more than an ex-blade with the way Donald Trump has been carrying on

I think his IRA links will see him through.

 

[McGrath]

I think his IRA links will see him through.

Donald Trump IRA? First Corbyn, now this. What's going on in the world