First Post

[Ricky]

Statistically, only 2% of new posters who announce their arrival with a thread go on to make 50 posts.

 

[BushBlade]

How so? Show your working out, please. Or is this 'in my opinion', in which case the 'self obsessed tit' bit is equally applicable.

pommpey

Just a joke.

 

[Barney]

A few questions Joey, just to make sure you are a Blade

1. Have Billy's legs gone?
2. Jake or Richard?
3. Desso, yes or no?
4. Have or of?
5. Jumpers over shoulders or not?
6. Is debate dead?
7. Does Foxy actually do anything?
8. Right Wing extremist or fluffy bunny snowflake Google led but free thinking anti Semitic lefty ?
9. McCabe or Prince
10. Are you interested in being a PCSO for the thread police
11. Rangers or Celtic?
12. Hawaiian Pizza, are you a peasant who likes it?

13. Is moneh gone?

 

[Hamburg Blade]

It's a real bugger when you make a funny little joke and then fuck up the quote function so no one sees it, isn't it?

 

[Lmaobob]

In follow-up to Sean Thornton 's questions about Blade credentials, here are a few more designed to truly confirm you as part of the elite:

Do you believe in victory by any means necessary or are you of the tippy tappy tedium school of nonceary?

Do you appreciate the contributions of Billy Sharp or are you a fucking cretin?

Do you still give even the slightest of shits about Mark McNulty?

Do you bemoan the quality of the "facilities" on the Kop or do you like to avoid being a prissy prima donna wherever possible?

Neil Warnock: proper United "ledge" or world-historical cuntwaffle?

Do you still find jokes about fax machines or Steve Simonsens penalty even remotely funny?

If you had to save either Gary Madine or Che Adams from a burning building, what would you have for your tea?

Tyler Durden or Bashar Al Asaba?

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

Tyler Durden or Bashar Al Asaba?

I can only dream of emulating Tyler. What a guy. Plus he had a huge cock.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Neil Warnock: proper United "ledge" or world-historical cuntwaffle?

We haven't had one of those since the kop corner was demolished!

 

[northsomersetblade]

I can only dream of emulating Tyler. What a guy. Plus he had a huge cock.

Hey new Bash, yes, it's a shame, you would have liked him, you have obviously misread a few posts though, people used to usually say he was a huge cock.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Hey new Bash, yes, it's a shame, you would have liked him, you have obviously misread a few posts though, people used to usually say he was a huge cock.

Are you sure? Wasn't it "liked"?

 

[The Crab]

I can only dream of emulating Tyler. What a guy. Plus he had a huge cock.

Well, I was impressed..........................

 

[Pierre's PC]

Ok Kozzy

That's my lunchtime danger fap sorted

 

[Deleted member 1486]

I only got one right, the one about how thick the stripes on the new shirt should be.

It's good, but not a patch on Sheep by WhiteHawk.

Don’t mention WhiteHawk and patch in the same sentence. You’ll trigger us both