Celebrating When We Score.

[Bert]

Bert had to laugh last Saturday, both he and Bert Jnr were watching on iFollow at their respective residences. Bert received this text from Bert Jnr .....

"My neighbour just knocked on the door to make sure everything was alright after Clarke scored"

 

[Ricky]

Me, I just jump about till I'm knackered, me.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I’ve done the same. I’ve also done it in traffic - the highlight being Beattie’s late equaliser in the derby at the Lane. That involved honking the horn too.

My neighbours are a City supporting husband and his usually mild-mannered Man Utd supporting wife. During the Manchester derby a few years ago I was stopped in my tracks whilst putting something in the bins by a blood curdling cry of “You useless fucking prick Ferdinand” just before the cheers from all the all city households nearby. I’ve been a lot more wary of her since.

 

[blademark]

I just give the Wife a good firm handshake !

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Is this a fourth person post then Bert

 

[Billyblade]

Watched the Pigborough derby on TV at home. Our neighbour rang to see if we were all ok
My favourite was listening to Ipswich play-off semi on radio back in 96. My Missus was pacing up and down on landing saying "turn it off". When final whistle went I jumped up and down on bed singing "Wembley, Wembley" etc. And brought ceiling light fitting down

 

[Bert]

Bert posted it twice just to clarify matters

 

[Bert]

Bert has no idea how to delete a thread.

 

[BigBed]

Glad you didn't title it..."Celebrating when we win"!!

 

[Bladepicker]

I also watched it on i follow and went fucking crazy when Clarke scored.

In order to create the full matchday experience I squirted tomato ketchup over my Mrs before throwing my cup of tea over my 7 year old.

Then when we lost I went round my Autistic neighbour's house and did a shit in his geraniums.

 

[sitwell]

I also watched it on i follow and went fucking crazy when Clarke scored.

In order to create the full matchday experience I squirted tomato ketchup over my Mrs before throwing my cup of tea over my 7 year old.

Then when we lost I went round my Autistic neighbour's house and did a shit in his geraniums.

Youre supposed to diffuse smokebombs with 7 year olds ,part timer

 

[Bladepicker]

Youre supposed to diffuse smokebombs with 7 year olds ,part timer

Armchair supporter for you Sitters. Only hot thing I had to hand was my brew.

 

[super_pig]

Bert has no idea how to delete a thread.

no worries.. admins will merge it

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I also watched it on i follow and went fucking crazy when Clarke scored.

In order to create the full matchday experience I squirted tomato ketchup over my Mrs before throwing my cup of tea over my 7 year old.

Then when we lost I went round my Autistic neighbour's house and did a shit in his geraniums.

Which was made worse by the fact they were in a vase on the dining room table at the time!

 

[Rodley]

I also watched it on i follow and went fucking crazy when Clarke scored.

In order to create the full matchday experience I squirted tomato ketchup over my Mrs before throwing my cup of tea over my 7 year old.

Then when we lost I went round my Autistic neighbour's house and did a shit in his geraniums.

All Blades Aren’t We?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Which was made worse by the fact they were in a vase on the dining room table at the time!

Funny!

 

[Terry Poole]

Bert had to laugh last Saturday, both he and Bert Jnr were watching on iFollow at their respective residences. Bert received this text from Bert Jnr .....

"My neighbour just knocked on the door to make sure everything was alright after Clarke scored"

Great thread Bert. I'm not up with all the technology, but are you able to watch away games live on iFollow In the UK ?

 

[Bert]

Great thread Bert. I'm not up with all the technology, but are you able to watch away games live on iFollow In the UK ?

Bert you need to be in a certain Facebook group, they stream it for free there.... at least until they get caught.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I’ve been known to do a bit of ball tampering

 

[DifferentClass]

I prefer to celebrate when we haven't scored. #letspretendwescoredagoal

 

[originaltrueblade]

Went completely mad even by twin bengals went mad too

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

I get mi cock out for a 10 second knuckle shuffle.

 

[cahill]

I get mi cock out for a 10 second knuckle shuffle.

At the match ! Shameless that.

 

[Davalon]

Celebrating is for pussies

 

[Fulwood Blade]

Bert had to laugh last Saturday, both he and Bert Jnr were watching on iFollow at their respective residences. Bert received this text from Bert Jnr .....

"My neighbour just knocked on the door to make sure everything was alright after Clarke scored"

Being in the crowd at Barnsley, the Clarke goal was reminiscent of Chesterfield away and P'boro away last season - the crowd went bonkers

The "Shoreham boys.." song after the goal was very very loud - again, a reminder of some of the away games last season.

We really should have won at 2-1 up playing with that amount of momentum.

We need to beat Boro and Millwall and then take a bucket load to Brum where we hopefully can go bonkers again.

UTB

 

[Jan Age]

I have to admit to going mad in the house when we score.

The Bouncing Day Massacre I ramped it up further as my neighbour is a pig fan and I wanted to be sure he heard me!

However I have a baby blade who I usually wake up with my celebrating which is then followed by a lot of berating from my wife!

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

However I have a baby blade who I usually wake up with my celebrating which is then followed by a lot of berating from my wife!

I’m told my Wendy supporting (support in the very flimsiest of definitions) to “not wake young un up”. Shut up ffs. If I do I do. I’ll sort it.

I watched Brentford game and got “for crying out loud you’ve woke cat up!!”

I laughed in her face.