IF Carling did play-offs and the football gods woke up and realised that they'd butt-fu**ed us quite a bit over the last 20 years .........
Scenario: Fulham catch Cardiff and take 2nd spot, we sneak into 5th as Leon & Billy find their goal-scoring boots tucked under the settee at home ......
Play-off final 2018 ...... Cardiff vs Blades at Wembley ...... Blades play Cardiff off the pitch again and its 0-0 on 89 mins .....
Big Jack goes up at a corner and shoulder charges ( fairly) the fuc**ng washing machine at a vital moment and he collides with the post, breaking his leg. Leaves the pitch on a stretcher crying with 40,000 Blades showering him with derision ( no, not 180,000 ..... we're not massive

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90 mins +3 ....... Duffy sidesteps another wild challenge, clips in a beautifully flighted pass to Leon, who takes it on his chest, lays it back to Billy who rifles it into the top corner from 16 yards to send the sexy RAWW delirious.
Referee blows his whistle for full time ....... Tufty stands in front of Warnock and Blackwell and fist pumps for England ....... followed by running round the stands celebrating with his fellow Blades ....... whilst Warnock & Blackwell cry over their lost bonus ......


Come on carling ........
UTB & FTP