[MATCH OFF] Weather threat to Burton game

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ChipButtyBlade said:
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She always "winks" when she has finished her forecast,who is she winking at.
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prince albert said:
I bought one of those weather stones from the local garden centre, it's brilliant .it only cost me £75. Works every time ,it sits outside in my garden
If the stone is warm, the sun is shining
If it's wet, it's raining
If I can't see it, it's snowing
BRILLIANT :D
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They're great them. I've got the de-luxe version.

If you can't see it, it's foggy :D
 
(Typical scene in a Sheffield house, this coming Saturday, at midday.)

Wife: "What on earth are you doing?"
Husband: "Getting ready to go to the match, why?"
Wife: "Have you seen the weather out there?"
Husband: "Come on love, it's only a bit of snow"
Wife: "The roads are all closed, it's slippy, snow drifts everywhere and it is blowing a gale at minus ten!"
Husband: "I'll be fine, I'll stick to the main roads, I'll get wrapped up and if the weather turns worse, I will just head back home"
Wife: "Are you seriously going?"
Husband: "Yes, look, I will be fine, I will set off well in advance, and as I am not driving I can even have a beer before the match and after"
Wife: "Hang on, think you should check Twitter, SUFC just tweeted that the match has been called off"
Husband: "Aww crap, just when the Blades are back to playing our usual style, we might lose some momentum now"
Wife: "Well, seeing as you are all wrapped up and with your walking boots on, can you pop round the corner to the shop, we are running low on milk"
Husband "What?, in this bloody weather!"
 
Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn said:
Hell of a life you've got there if delaying you watching a football match is the height of your "suffering"

I'll be interested in your views if you (or your ma/da) slip & fall & subsequently hamper your mobility or WHEN you get older & are less steady on your feet
Given your stance it is reassuring to note that if you fall / bang your head there will be no obvious damage done
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It's very nice to hear your concern for those less able than yourself. I'm an OAP with a knackered back and a dodgy knee amongst other things. During this morning's snowstorm I decided to take the dog for a walk in the woods. I (and the dog) enjoyed it enormously and I felt better for it. Obviously I should have read this forum first and listened to the advice of my youngers and betters and stayed in, all wrapped up and warm with a cup of Ovaltine. What you need to realise is that us older ones are made of tougher stuff than you lot will ever be so you need to concern yourselves with toughening yourselves up rather than worrying about us. And take your being-offended-on-behalf-of-others somewhere where it may be better appreciated. Oh, and I'll be at the match on Saturday.
 
snootyfenooty said:
It's very nice to hear your concern for those less able than yourself. I'm an OAP with a knackered back and a dodgy knee amongst other things. During this morning's snowstorm I decided to take the dog for a walk in the woods. I (and the dog) enjoyed it enormously and I felt better for it. Obviously I should have read this forum first and listened to the advice of my youngers and betters and stayed in, all wrapped up and warm with a cup of Ovaltine. What you need to realise is that us older ones are made of tougher stuff than you lot will ever be so you need to concern yourselves with toughening yourselves up rather than worrying about us. And take your being-offended-on-behalf-of-others somewhere where it may be better appreciated. Oh, and I'll be at the match on Saturday.
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You’re a lot more condescending than most of us will ever be as well
 
snootyfenooty said:
What you need to realise is that us older ones are made of tougher stuff than you lot will ever be so you need to concern yourselves with toughening yourselves up rather than worrying about us. And take your being-offended-on-behalf-of-others somewhere where it may be better appreciated. Oh, and I'll be at the match on Saturday.
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I think you may well be on your own :)
 



Boooooo.

Poor old Ricky

All bollocks. I've driven from meersbrook to chapeltown and back all week in rush hour. No problems. It's all gonna melt by the weekend.

Rubbish.
 
If Fulham vs Derby ends up going ahead then this could play in our favour...
 
Valleyblade said:
Boooooo.

Poor old Ricky

All bollocks. I've driven from meersbrook to chapeltown and back all week in rush hour. No problems. It's all gonna melt by the weekend.

Rubbish.
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Brilliant isn't it?

Fucked once by Sky AND bad weather.
Fucked once by free ticket giveaways.
Fucked again by bad weather.

Really lucky guy, me. Anyone would think it's just not meant to be!
 
snootyfenooty said:
It's very nice to hear your concern for those less able than yourself. I'm an OAP with a knackered back and a dodgy knee amongst other things. During this morning's snowstorm I decided to take the dog for a walk in the woods. I (and the dog) enjoyed it enormously and I felt better for it. Obviously I should have read this forum first and listened to the advice of my youngers and betters and stayed in, all wrapped up and warm with a cup of Ovaltine. What you need to realise is that us older ones are made of tougher stuff than you lot will ever be so you need to concern yourselves with toughening yourselves up rather than worrying about us. And take your being-offended-on-behalf-of-others somewhere where it may be better appreciated. Oh, and I'll be at the match on Saturday.
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Reading this I just had visions of uncle Albert “during the war” agreed though, although I often wonder how exaggerated you old uns get about extreme weather. Every year the stories of snow drifts seem to grow another foot !
 
Grappler said:
(Typical scene in a Sheffield house, this coming Saturday, at midday.)

Wife: "What on earth are you doing?"
Husband: "Getting ready to go to the match, why?"
Wife: "Have you seen the weather out there?"
Husband: "Come on love, it's only a bit of snow"
Wife: "The roads are all closed, it's slippy, snow drifts everywhere and it is blowing a gale at minus ten!"
Husband: "I'll be fine, I'll stick to the main roads, I'll get wrapped up and if the weather turns worse, I will just head back home"
Wife: "Are you seriously going?"
Husband: "Yes, look, I will be fine, I will set off well in advance, and as I am not driving I can even have a beer before the match and after"
Wife: "Hang on, think you should check Twitter, SUFC just tweeted that the match has been called off"
Husband: "Aww crap, just when the Blades are back to playing our usual style, we might lose some momentum now"
Wife: "Well, seeing as you are all wrapped up and with your walking boots on, can you pop round the corner to the shop, we are running low on milk"
Husband "What?, in this bloody weather!"
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I've given you a like for this brilliant post but it's worth more. Lol
 



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