Weather Warning

[Bladesthorpe]

Weather warning for Sheffield says the difference between Sheffield 2 and Sheffield 6 is 18 and rising.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Oi, nicked my joke off the "Snowin" thread on GC. Plagiarist!!

 

[derfblade.3]

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Oi, nicked my joke off the "Snowin" thread on GC. Plagiarist!!

Nothing plagues like plagiarism...

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Oi, nicked my joke off the "Snowin" thread on GC. Plagiarist!!

Sorry mate hadn't seen that one, just received it on a text and thought I would share it, made me laugh anyway.

 

[Inter_blade83]

Porto are top

 

[Rusty view]

It's snow joke this.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Never mind that what chance the game is on on Saturday?

 

[snootyfenooty]

Never mind that what chance the game is on on Saturday?

The pitch will be in perfect nick, what with the desso and central heating. The ground and it's surrounds will be clear due to staff working tirelessly around the clock. Fans will have trekked from the frozen wastelands of Arbourthorne and arrived in good time for kick-off. However, SYP will have noticed a frozen puddle outside KFC on Charlotte Road and ordered the game to be cancelled.

 

[The Crab]

The pitch will be in perfect nick, what with the desso and central heating. The ground and it's surrounds will be clear due to staff working tirelessly around the clock. Fans will have trekked from the frozen wastelands of Arbourthorne and arrived in good time for kick-off. However, SYP will have noticed a frozen puddle outside KFC on Charlotte Road and ordered the game to be cancelled.

Get the KFC staff to thaw the puddle out. It'll be the first fucking they've cooked properly all week.

 

[Dalelane01]

Find whose responsible for making that puddle and make them go toilet next time

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

This is prime opportunity for those scoundrels doing CS to get out there and clear the pavements for those ‘less able’. And get their hours done quicker

 

[Broomhall Blade]

Weather warning for Sheffield says the difference between Sheffield 2 and Sheffield 6 is 18 and rising.

That will explain why their Desso looks shit.

 

[grafikhaus]

This is prime opportunity for those scoundrels doing CS to get out there and clear the pavements for those ‘less able’. And get their hours done quicker

Here's a thought. When some people get old and need to go into care, they've got to sell their home to pay for their keep. Why doesn't the same apply to long-term crims. who go to jail?

 

[I should coco]

Weather warning for Sheffield says the difference between Sheffield 2 and Sheffield 6 is 18 and rising

The devil is in the detail. Things are looking bright over S2 with a period of comfortable settled conditions, however a najor depression will linger over S6 for the foreseeable future.

 

[Dalelane01]

Here's a thought. When some people get old and need to go into care, they've got to sell their home to pay for their keep. Why doesn't the same apply to long-term crims. who go to jail?

Because the be got rights

 

[I should coco]

Why doesn't the same apply to long-term crims. who go to jail?

Uman rights, innit!

 

[benn5712]

Get the KFC staff to thaw the puddle out. It'll be the first fucking they've cooked properly all week.

Find whose responsible for making that puddle and make them go toilet next time

KFC Charlotte Rd: "We now have gravy"

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Porto are top

Porko more like

 

[Dalelane01]

KFC Charlotte Rd: "We now have gravy"

Fantasic there was no gravy no large pop coleslaw or sweet corn last time I went. Well match looks like it's on then

 

[diode_blade]

Get the KFC staff to thaw the puddle out. It'll be the first fucking they've cooked properly all week.

You could sell every fan walking to the ground a Crab Indutries flamethrower kit to thaw the pavements out.....
Juat saying like...a nice little earner

 

[snootyfenooty]

You could sell every fan walking to the ground a Crab Indutries flamethrower kit to thaw the pavements out.....
Juat saying like...a nice little earner

Crabbie's only got one left and he's saving it to keep Brownie warm!!

 

[Tom Bott]

Get the KFC staff to thaw the puddle out. It'll be the first fucking they've cooked properly all week.

Tell them that the puddle is a chicken they won't know the difference.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Here's a thought. When some people get old and need to go into care, they've got to sell their home to pay for their keep. Why doesn't the same apply to long-term crims. who go to jail?

Good one but their families would then suffer so unfortunatly one of lifes better ideas goes in the bin.

Edit;

Brilliant.

The state take the asset and the family are allowed to live there for a long as they want as long as they rent.

 

[Tom Bott]

That will explain why their Desso looks shit.

DD Cabs has run out of shillings for the electric meter to keep it heated.

Though you might think that with the MASSIVE quantity of hot air generated by their fans,and all the shit dropped by the animals that graze the pitch, that they would not need under soil heating

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Here's a thought. When some people get old and need to go into care, they've got to sell their home to pay for their keep. Why doesn't the same apply to long-term crims. who go to jail?

Isn’t that kind of how proceeds of crime work? If a guy buys a house with his drug money, isn’t it sold off at auction? I don’t know, I’m just asking.

 

[Blade58]

Never mind that what chance the game is on on Saturday?

Not sure about the match, but flight to Dublin tonight for 40+ of us on a jolly boys outing now cancelled

 

[The Crab]

KFC Charlotte Rd: "We now have gravy"

Don't get me started on the clusterfuck that place was on Sunday (my lad wanted to go)

 

[The Crab]

You could sell every fan walking to the ground a Crab Indutries flamethrower kit to thaw the pavements out.....
Juat saying like...a nice little earner

Destroyed in the fire #ironic

 

[The Crab]

This is prime opportunity for those scoundrels doing CS to get out there and clear the pavements for those ‘less able’. And get their hours done quicker

By the time the risk assessments are done the snow will have gone