Ownership update !

[Wards]

Don't get all this light hearted joking about a serious point in our history.Are you really big blades or joke rs.
Not a time for frivolity ,this maybe a defining moment in our future.
I like a laugh and a joke as much as anyone but after last night this isn't the time.

Give yer head a wobble

 

[metalblade]

Don't get all this light hearted joking about a serious point in our history.Are you really big blades or joke rs.
Not a time for frivolity ,this maybe a defining moment in our future.
I like a laugh and a joke as much as anyone but after last night this isn't the time.

Who gives a fuck what McCabe has to say anyway at my time of life I have long ago given up on seeing SUFC actually win owt. No point in worrying about something you have no control over.

 

[Darlington82]

Oh great, we may find how much we are going to get for our shares when the plc is sold. May be able to afford that holiday to Malta they have been plugging at half time for the last 10 years.

 

[super_pig]

Vert true , turning into a comedy forum .

yeah.. can we get rid of all of this humour please ffs.. it hasn't been approved by the party.

 

[derfblade.3]

Don't get all this light hearted joking about a serious point in our history.Are you really big blades or joke rs.
Not a time for frivolity ,this maybe a defining moment in our future.
I like a laugh and a joke as much as anyone but after last night this isn't the time.[/QUO

TE]What....14.06pm....i no understand

 

[derfblade.3]

 

[Pierre's PC]

Don't get all this light hearted joking about a serious point in our history.Are you really big blades or joke rs.
Not a time for frivolity ,this maybe a defining moment in our future.
I like a laugh and a joke as much as anyone but after last night this isn't the time.

 

[SteveBlade]

Don't get all this light hearted joking about a serious point in our history.Are you really big blades or joke rs.
Not a time for frivolity ,this maybe a defining moment in our future.
I like a laugh and a joke as much as anyone but after last night this isn't the time.

Vert true , turning into a comedy forum .

 

[8lade]

My therapist said i wasn't to let Sheffield United upset me.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Who gives a fuck what McCabe has to say anyway at my time of life I have long ago given up on seeing SUFC actually win owt. No point in worrying about something you have no control over.

The trouble with this post is metalblade is only 28 years old |-O

 

[Wards]

Don't get all this light hearted joking about a serious point in our history.Are you really big blades or joke rs.
Not a time for frivolity ,this maybe a defining moment in our future.
I like a laugh and a joke as much as anyone but after last night this isn't the time.

 

[Davalon]

Is it only me that envisaged a bloke with a huge stiffy bobbing in front of her taking that video

Maybe I need help

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Sam Hashimi 7/4

Reg Brearley 33/1

Paul Woolhouse 70/1

You forgot to mention crab industries 100/1

It wouldn't surprise me if they made a bid.

It's pretty clear that Crab Industries had a stake in all three of those mentioned above. And that they maintained a direct influence in club affairs until at least the end of the 2015-16 season ? Now that the Crab Group has folded, perhaps its erstwhile CEO, The Crab, might feel able to kiss 'n' tell (ideally in full, romping tabloid stylee).

My therapist said i wasn't to let Sheffield United upset me.

Good luck with that !

 

[The Crab]

It's pretty clear that Crab Industries had a stake in all three of those mentioned above. And that they maintained a direct influence in club affairs until at least the end of the 2015-16 season ? Now that the Crab Group has folded, perhaps its erstwhile CEO, The Crab, might feel able to kiss 'n' tell (ideally in full, romping tabloid stylee).



Good luck with that !

The manuscript is with my biographer LYDON we've had the "legals" give it the once over and they kept laughing. This is either very good, or very bad. Either way, the book signing will most likely be at Dempseys, my erstwhile biographer has negotiated favourable terms there. Vern will pop down if it doesn't clash with his shift at IKEA.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

The manuscript is with my biographer LYDON we've had the "legals" give it the once over and they kept laughing. This is either very good, or very bad. Either way, the book signing will most likely be at Dempseys, my erstwhile biographer has negotiated favourable terms there. Vern will pop down if it doesn't clash with his shift at IKEA.

EXCELLENT news, both for your (intensely loyal) market, and, I dare say, for the book trade, who might reasonably expect a serious bonanza if it's marketed the right way. Maybe a pre-Christmas publication date in mid-Nov ? Nikki in scanties on the cover ? ("er, maybe not," Scandal Ed.).

Extracts in advance in the Sunday Sport ?

 

[The Crab]

EXCELLENT news, both for your (intensely loyal) market, and, I dare say, for the book trade, who might reasonably expect a serious bonanza if it's marketed the right way. Maybe a pre-Christmas publication date in mid-Nov ? Nikki in scanties on the cover ? ("er, maybe not," Scandal Ed.).

Extracts in advance in the Sunday Sport ?

Mid November sounds good, should be available in all good Charity Shops by beginning of January, give Dan Brown & Chris Ryan a run for their money.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Mid November sounds good, should be available in all good Charity Shops by beginning of January, give Dan Brown & Chris Ryan a run for their money.

I know The Competition and Markets Authority, represented on S24SU by sundry miserable baaastards, have effectively closed you down, but I heartily recommend (again) that Crab Industries exploit one of the many loopholes that would allow bankrupt or banned CEOs to re-emerge under new branding.

Your audience demands it !

 

[The Crab]

I know The Competition and Markets Authority, represented on S24SU by sundry miserable baaastards, have effectively closed you down, but I heartily recommend (again) that Crab Industries exploit one of the many loopholes that would allow bankrupt or banned CEOs to re-emerge under new branding.

Your audience demands it !

I'm afraid not. I am adjusting to life in my Mablethorpe Condo. The Fish & Chips are commendable, and the Crazy Golf is..........well...........crazy. I am doing consultancy work for the local "gift" shops and markets. No home should be without one of those landscape pictures that light up. Very tasteful.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

I'm afraid not. I am adjusting to life in my Mablethorpe Condo. The Fish & Chips are commendable, and the Crazy Golf is..........well...........crazy. I am doing consultancy work for the local "gift" shops and markets. No home should be without one of those landscape pictures that light up. Very tasteful.

Ok. Fair enough. Crab Consultancies Inc could have a real future on here, though ? As consultants do, you could pick and choose your assignments, according to sympathetic market demand* ?

*Put differently, you could ignore the twats wot have brought Crab Industries down, and continue entertaining those of us wot love ya. #attheriskofrepeatingmyselfbolloxthehaters

 

[The Crab]

Ok. Fair enough. Crab Consultancies Inc could have a real future on here, though ? As consultants do, you could pick and choose your assignments, according to sympathetic market demand* ?

*Put differently, you could ignore the twats wot have brought Crab Industries down, and continue entertaining those of us wot love ya. #attheriskofrepeatingmyselfbolloxthehaters

Sorry my friend, I'm pissing off enough people in the real world. I can do without feeling like I'm pissing people off every time I write on here too.. It was a blast, and I'm glad people enjoyed it. I know that sell by dates hasn't been something that CI have been too bothered about before, but this is one I'll be adhering to.

Probably.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Sorry my friend, I'm pissing off enough people in the real world. I can do without feeling like I'm pissing people off every time I write on here too.. It was a blast, and I'm glad people enjoyed it. I know that sell by dates hasn't been something that CI have been too bothered about before, but this is one I'll be adhering to.

Probably.

Dislike button required.

You hang in there, mate. Anytime you're short of someone to vent at, and/or who'll buy you a pint and lend an ear, PM me. I know that you know life can be shit. I've been there, in my own way. So I'm with you. But there is nothing that can't be survived, or overcome, or gone beyond. Keep going. Keep on keeping on.

 

[Bladesman]

Sorry my friend, I'm pissing off enough people in the real world. I can do without feeling like I'm pissing people off every time I write on here too.. It was a blast, and I'm glad people enjoyed it. I know that sell by dates hasn't been something that CI have been too bothered about before, but this is one I'll be adhering to.

Probably.

I still want my refund! or I will have to contact:

 

[Sean Thornton]

Oh great, we may find how much we are going to get for our shares when the plc is sold. May be able to afford that holiday to Malta they have been plugging at half time for the last 10 years.

Nothing.

YHIHF.

 

[Rodley]

Don't get all this light hearted joking about a serious point in our history.Are you really big blades or joke rs.
Not a time for frivolity ,this maybe a defining moment in our future.
I like a laugh and a joke as much as anyone but after last night this isn't the time.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Hope we win then or they’ll be a riot

 

[The Crab]

Dislike button required.

You hang in there, mate. Anytime you're short of someone to vent at, and/or who'll buy you a pint and lend an ear, PM me. I know that you know life can be shit. I've been there, in my own way. So I'm with you. But there is nothing that can't be survived, or overcome, or gone beyond. Keep going. Keep on keeping on.

I know you've been through stuff mate, so I know you understand. Thank you doesn't seem enough.

 

[Harrisblade]

I know you've been through stuff mate, so I know you understand. Thank you doesn't seem enough.

You need to find something useful to do!

But until you do, can you please, please, please re-instate Crab Industries ?

And if anyone moans, the combined power of your loyal customers will cut 'em down to size!

Well Sean T might - I think I'll be washing my hair (if I can find one )

 

[The Crab]

I still want my refund! or I will have to contact:

Ah yes, Mr Samuel. He was one of the last guests at The Happy Crab before the accident. This had almost nothing to do with the Rohypnol and him getting locked in the toilet before the accident really took hold.

 

[The Crab]

You need to find something useful to do!

But until you do, can you please, please, please re-instate Crab Industries ?

And if anyone moans, the combined power of your loyal customers will cut 'em down to size!

Well Sean T might - I think I'll be washing my hair (if I can find one )

I have to respect their views too mate. Looking back, my schtick derailed many a thread.

 

[Blade56]

Nice typo at the end of the letter......” you will be not be.....”. Was it proof read by the same person who checked the official calendar?

No, by the person who checked the buy out clause