View From Norwich

[Fanny magnet]

It'srare for a cob to go from League One to the premier league in successive seasons.


BREADCAKE !!! YOU MEAN BREADCAKE

IT'S RARE FOR A BREAD.........WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ?

 

[Trevor Hockey - Canary]

It was a typo. It doesn't need the intelligence of a genius to work out that I meant club but , in any case, it seems that you're far from that anyway. And your choice of language goes along way to proving the crux of my original post.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

It's rare for a cob to go from League One to the premier league in successive seasons.

We did.

88/89 and 89/90.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

It was a typo. It doesn't need the intelligence of a genius to work out that I meant club but , in any case, it seems that you're far from that anyway. And your choice of language goes along way to proving the crux of my original post.

I love it when opposition fans come on here with a pole inserted in the rectum.

 

[Punk Blade]

What I don't get is your level of abuse for another club, another part of the country. Every post on this and other strings refer to 'piss licking cunts' , inbred, etc. It's a fact in the Uk, across the country that 60% of people live their entire lives within 40 miles of where they are born so just as much chance as inbreeding in Yorkshire as elsewhere. Without other clubs there wouldn't be a game. You won the game on Saturday fairly and squarely, we won at your place earlier in thE season.That's football. You're higher than us in the league but probably not good enough to go up and so we'll be playing again next season. It's rare for a cob to go from League One to the premier league in successive seasons. We did it a few years ago as I think did Southampton. Wouldn't it be better if fans could go to a game without ending up in hospital, and then off work losing pay. Both teams have decent fans in the main and a few idiots that spoil it for the majority. I expect he latter will refer to this post. Oh and btw I remember when Norwich signed Trevor Hockey from your club back in the day so remmeber English football from well before the Premier league 'invented it'. Best of luck f or the rest of the season.

My two favourite home games this season were against Brentford and Fulham, because they came and gave us a proper game of football. Both games were two teams going for a win with flowing attacking football. We rode our luck and got a brilliant win on the opening day against Brentford, and came unstuck against some scintillating attacking play from Fulham. Yes, I enjoyed a game that we lost conceding five, more than some of the wins, because it was the best game of Championshop football I’d seen in a very long time.

In contrast, your Norwich team brought the absolute worst anti-football I have ever seen, and that’s after watching six straight years of League One garbage. We wanted direct revenge for that defeat because you didn’t deserve the win, you barely deserved to be called a football club that day.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

It was a typo. It doesn't need the intelligence of a genius to work out that I meant club but , in any case, it seems that you're far from that anyway. And your choice of language goes along way to proving the crux of my original post.

Surely there must be at least some of your fans somewhere that have a sense of humour? No? Really? Why do you think that is? Inbreeding?

 

[BushBlade]

What I don't get is your level of abuse for another club, another part of the country. Every post on this and other strings refer to 'piss licking cunts' , inbred, etc. It's a fact in the Uk, across the country that 60% of people live their entire lives within 40 miles of where they are born so just as much chance as inbreeding in Yorkshire as elsewhere. Without other clubs there wouldn't be a game. You won the game on Saturday fairly and squarely, we won at your place earlier in thE season.That's football. You're higher than us in the league but probably not good enough to go up and so we'll be playing again next season. It's rare for a cob to go from League One to the premier league in successive seasons. We did it a few years ago as I think did Southampton. Wouldn't it be better if fans could go to a game without ending up in hospital, and then off work losing pay. Both teams have decent fans in the main and a few idiots that spoil it for the majority. I expect he latter will refer to this post. Oh and btw I remember when Norwich signed Trevor Hockey from your club back in the day so remmeber English football from well before the Premier league 'invented it'. Best of luck f or the rest of the season.

It's a two way thing though. A lot of your supporters were very uncomplimentary about our team, our manager and our support. If your fans are going to call Wilder a fat bus driver and say he should face criminal charges for pointing at his watch it's not really surprising that they're going to receive similar comments back.

 

[Trevor Hockey - Canary]

Surely there must be at least some of your fans somewhere that have a sense of humour? No? Really? Why do you think that is? Inbreeding?

Funnily enough AnnCryer MP cites a number of Yorkshire towns including Keighley as centres of inbreeding so the evidence, as opposed to your anecdotal comment,stacks up closer to home than perhaps is comfortable for you.

I could of course answer in kind saying that all Blades are tight, bloody minded, keep ferrets and wear flat caps but you don't so I won't as it would be infantile and tedious.

Best of luck for the rest of the season.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Funnily enough AnnCryer MP cites a number of Yorkshire towns including Keighley as centres of inbreeding so the evidence, as opposed to your anecdotal comment,stacks up closer to home than perhaps is comfortable for you.

I could of course answer in kind saying that all Blades are tight, bloody minded, keep ferrets and wear flat caps but you don't so I won't as it would be infantile and tedious.

Best of luck for the rest of the season.

So you wasn't in attendance at Bramall Lane earlier in the season,I hope you beat Wednesday but get relegated,that's my wish for the rest of your season.

 

[The Crab]

Funnily enough AnnCryer MP cites a number of Yorkshire towns including Keighley as centres of inbreeding so the evidence, as opposed to your anecdotal comment,stacks up closer to home than perhaps is comfortable for you.

I could of course answer in kind saying that all Blades are tight, bloody minded, keep ferrets and wear flat caps but you don't so I won't as it would be infantile and tedious.

Best of luck for the rest of the season.

Thats outrageous.

I don't have any Ferrets

 

[norfolkblade]

I could of course answer in kind saying that all Blades are tight, bloody minded, keep ferrets and wear flat caps but you don't so I won't as it would be infantile and tedious.

I meet every one of your points and I lick piss while balancing on my sixth fingers and webbed feet, man I've got it bad

 

[South London Blade]

Funnily enough AnnCryer MP cites a number of Yorkshire towns including Keighley as centres of inbreeding so the evidence, as opposed to your anecdotal comment,stacks up closer to home than perhaps is comfortable for you.

I could of course answer in kind saying that all Blades are tight, bloody minded, keep ferrets and wear flat caps but you don't so I won't as it would be infantile and tedious.

Best of luck for the rest of the season.

Thats West Yorkshire for you!

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Oh dear. Norwich City fan gets cob on over a cob. Of course a cob is a male swan which has webbed feet so presumably this was a Freudian slip while typing with his feet?

 

[don240]

Thats outrageous.

I don't have any Ferrets

That's a business opportunity missed for Crab Industry's.
They make good stock & could help enhance the taste & smell of the food (1 & 2) at your fine Dining establishment.
1 May not be actually fit for human consumption.
2 May not legally be classed as food.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Really love it here.
One lady I now know goes to all the Norwich home games and is a proper fan.
She has been to the lane several times and gobsmacked me with her knowledge of football in general but also about the blades!
Like most clubs, there is some "proper fans" and the usual knuckle draggers.

Delia?

 

[Snowman]

What I don't get is your level of abuse for another club, another part of the country. Every post on this and other strings refer to 'piss licking cunts' , inbred, etc. It's a fact in the Uk, across the country that 60% of people live their entire lives within 40 miles of where they are born so just as much chance as inbreeding in Yorkshire as elsewhere. Without other clubs there wouldn't be a game. You won the game on Saturday fairly and squarely, we won at your place earlier in thE season.That's football. You're higher than us in the league but probably not good enough to go up and so we'll be playing again next season. It's rare for a cob to go from League One to the premier league in successive seasons. We did it a few years ago as I think did Southampton. Wouldn't it be better if fans could go to a game without ending up in hospital, and then off work losing pay. Both teams have decent fans in the main and a few idiots that spoil it for the majority. I expect he latter will refer to this post. Oh and btw I remember when Norwich signed Trevor Hockey from your club back in the day so remmeber English football from well before the Premier league 'invented it'. Best of luck f or the rest of the season.

Go away. After the display at BDTBL you, your fans and your club deserve everything bad that comes to it. May Lydon (and Rollo's mate if still alive) visit you in the wee small hours.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

I could of course answer in kind saying that all Blades are tight, bloody minded, keep ferrets and wear flat caps but

Oh, admit it. You're just after trying to buy a ferret off of one of us, in the hope of indulging your strange East Anglian sexual predelictions.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

I could of course answer in kind saying that all Blades are tight, bloody minded, keep ferrets and wear flat caps but you don't so I won't as it would be infantile and tedious.

Well, you've pretty much described me there.

 

[sitwell]

What I don't get is your level of abuse for another club, another part of the country. Every post on this and other strings refer to 'piss licking cunts' , inbred, etc. It's a fact in the Uk, across the country that 60% of people live their entire lives within 40 miles of where they are born so just as much chance as inbreeding in Yorkshire as elsewhere. Without other clubs there wouldn't be a game. You won the game on Saturday fairly and squarely, we won at your place earlier in thE season.That's football. You're higher than us in the league but probably not good enough to go up and so we'll be playing again next season. It's rare for a cob to go from League One to the premier league in successive seasons. We did it a few years ago as I think did Southampton. Wouldn't it be better if fans could go to a game without ending up in hospital, and then off work losing pay. Both teams have decent fans in the main and a few idiots that spoil it for the majority. I expect he latter will refer to this post. Oh and btw I remember when Norwich signed Trevor Hockey from your club back in the day so remmeber English football from well before the Premier league 'invented it'. Best of luck f or the rest of the season.

Havent seen 'piss licking cunts' in one post on any thread . I have seen you refer to us as (unts on your message boards ,which sort of proves a point. I spent the weekend in your city last week ,and it is indeed full of wankers ,piss licking ones on Friday night . If you don't like banter don't go on opposition message boards and shove your self righteous ,inbred, piss licking opinion up your agricultural arse. Ipswich have so much more class anyway

 

[Snowman]

Havent seen 'piss licking cunts' in one post on any thread . I have seen you refer to us as (unts on your message boards ,which sort of proves a point. I spent the weekend in your city last week ,and it is indeed full of wankers ,piss licking ones on Friday night . If you don't like banter don't go on opposition message boards and shove your self righteous ,inbred, piss licking opinion up your agricultural arse. Ipswich have so much more class anyway

Last time I was there (admittedly a long time ago) it was sort of like Stevenage and Watford. Full of West Ham supporters moved out of their London slums to the country, but couldn't afford to get back for games so they supported where they were. Suppose that explains quite a lot.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Funnily enough AnnCryer MP cites a number of Yorkshire towns including Keighley as centres of inbreeding so the evidence, as opposed to your anecdotal comment,stacks up closer to home than perhaps is comfortable for you.

So the answer to my (first) question is a categorical no, as in, "we had a sense of humour but it seeped out with the stagnant water when we drained the swamp that we built our fine city on (the third time, after the first two fell in to the swamp), and now we don't have anything remotely resembling a sense of humour, in fact, I can count the number of times I've understood a joke on the six fingers on my left hand."

I could of course answer in kind saying that all Blades are tight, bloody minded, keep ferrets and wear flat caps but you don't so I won't as it would be infantile and tedious.

Yes, you would be completely wrong. I know of two people who have never owned a flat cap and Mr. Piddlethwait's ferret died last week, so that's three people who don't fit your dim-witted stereotype.

 

[Trevor Hockey - Canary]

So the answer to my (first) question is a categorical no, as in, "we had a sense of humour but it seeped out with the stagnant water when we drained the swamp that we built our fine city on (the third time, after the first two fell in to the swamp), and now we don't have anything remotely resembling a sense of humour, in fact, I can count the number of times I've understood a joke on the six fingers on my left hand."



Yes, you would be completely wrong. I know of two people who have never owned a flat cap and Mr. Piddlethwait's ferret died last week, so that's three people who don't fit your dim-witted stereotype.

And you can't even see the irony when talking about 'dim wired stereotype' you utter twat

 

[Hamburg Blade]

And you can't even see the irony when talking about 'dim wired stereotype' you utter twat

"Dim wired?" Are you a failed electrician? Do they even have electricity in Norfolk. Are you allowed? It's very dangerous, you know. You shouldn't use it unless your Dad is present, or it that your brother, oooooh, they're one and the same.

 

[sitwell]

And you can't even see the irony when talking about 'dim wired stereotype' you utter twat

What I don't get is your level of abuse for another club, another part of the country. Every post on this and other strings refer to 'piss licking cunts' , inbred, etc. It's a fact in the Uk, across the country that 60% of people live their entire lives within 40 miles of where they are born so just as much chance as inbreeding in Yorkshire as elsewhere. Without other clubs there wouldn't be a game. You won the game on Saturday fairly and squarely, we won at your place earlier in thE season.That's football. You're higher than us in the league but probably not good enough to go up and so we'll be playing again next season. It's rare for a cob to go from League One to the premier league in successive seasons. We did it a few years ago as I think did Southampton. Wouldn't it be better if fans could go to a game without ending up in hospital, and then off work losing pay. Both teams have decent fans in the main and a few idiots that spoil it for the majority. I expect he latter will refer to this post. Oh and btw I remember when Norwich signed Trevor Hockey from your club back in the day so remmeber English football from well before the Premier league 'invented it'. Best of luck f or the rest of the season.

Bit of a faux pas ,Mr Norfuck. Or a fuck up as we call it.

 

[metalblade]

Who is this guy ? is his sister on the rag this week ?

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Who is this guy ? is his sister on the rag this week ?

In my defence, I've given him ample opportunity to break out of his of his dull, dull, dull posts. I think deep down he'd like to be a lion tamer.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Norwich fans taking the piss?

 

[Maidenhead]

Thats West Yorkshire for you!

piss off you cockney twat

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

We've got the East Anglian WWF on board...

#Sybil

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

And you can't even see the irony when talking about 'dim wired stereotype' you utter twat