Tonight's match headlines will read.....what?

[derfblade.3]

I'll go with....."Canaries moshed by super Blades"

 

[Bladebri]

I'll go with....."Canaries moshed by super Blades"

Pigs wallow against Cardiff

 

[Large Mendonca]

Canaries blunt the Blades (its only because I’m in attendance)

 

[BushBlade]

Same as always, if we win we'll be sharp, if we lose we'll be blunt. Personally I'd like to see 'surgical Blades decapitate Canaries and scatter their entrails around Carrow Road' but I can't see it happening.

And 'Pigs covered in Bluebird shit at the death trap' would be good too.

 

[dazzlingblade]

"Farke now hear, United sing"

 

[LoughboroBlade]

"Farke now hear, United sing"

Don’t give “The Wilder Bunch” any ideas...

 

[Sean Thornton]

"No goal thriller as Owls tame promotion seeking Cardiff in front of sell out 24000, Blades cling to play off place after stumbling to 3-0 victory over struggling canaries side ravaged by injuries "

 

[SteveBlade]

Blades sharp as Wilder fucks Farke

A strange occurrence at Carrow Road saw Sheffield United manager Chris Wilder, and Norwich City boss Daniel Farke engage in sexual relations in the dugout.

The FA commented in saying 'that's fine, it's 2018, it's absolutely fine, love is love.'

The Blades also won 7-0.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Blades f...

 

[INTERUNITED]

"Owls secure second win on the 'trot' as they beat Cardiff 0-0"

 

[Caveblade]

"Owls secure second win on the 'trot' as they beat Cardiff 0-0"

Surely that should be "on the trotter"!

 

[SwissBlade]

"Blades fans are a disgrace"

 

[United Aren't Back.]

I'll go with....."Canaries moshed by super Blades"

Another dull stalemate

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Canaries' Wings Clipped By Blades.

 

[Tommoblade66]

Realistically, it's a horrible place to go. I'd take a point now

 

[grafikhaus]

'Canaries knocked off their perch. Bluebirds soaring high.'

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Bird Flu Saturday.

 

[stringjunior]

Blades promotion realistic, Canaries were atrocious

 

[itsinyerblood]

Well earned victory for the Blades, 2-1 hardly describes Blades' dominance (I do hope my prediction skills are accurate!)

 

[8lade]

Blades prevent annexing of Championship with thrashing of Norwich.
(I know stupid and xenophobic but that dickhead did get on my tits)

 

[derfblade.3]

Well earned victory for the Blades, 2-1 hardly describes Blades' dominance (I do hope my prediction skills are accurate!)

The Winner.....Itsinyerblood spot on......you have won an all expenses paid trip to mucky joes cafe down the Cliff where you can get yourself a greasy chip butty.....well done!

 

[Willie Carlin]

I'll go with....."Canaries moshed by super Blades"

Blades clip Canaries wings.

 

[Bayingblade]

Blades Cut The Mustard

 

[itsinyerblood]

The Winner.....Itsinyerblood spot on......you have won an all expenses paid trip to mucky joes cafe down the Cliff where you can get yourself a greasy chip butty.....well done!

I wish I could claim expertise derfblade.3 , but big scoring games aren't the norm. It was always going to be a tight game against Norwich, so to listen to our performance, the defence did well, the new lads didn't disappoint, and the only negative for me was that Basham made several poor decisions which didn't help us. Other than that, 3 points and we played well. Well done the new boys and here's to the next game. UTMB

 

[grafikhaus]

'Canaries knocked off their perch... '

Could get even better! Pigs just 6 points off the relegation places. Go get 'em, Neil!

 

[UnitedBlade]

Swallow that Delia.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Could get even better! Pigs just 6 points off the relegation places. Go get 'em, Neil!

I'd prefer a 0-0 win for pigs

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

James Wilson scores for new club and James Wilson scores for new club. Catchy eh?

 

[South Bucks]

Owls go down to dubious defeat in front of millions despite heroic performance and bent officials and everything, blades sneak win.

 

[shorehamview]

“Delia distraught as Blades bounce back.”