If you went up (a big IF I know) do you think you will not get stuffed 5 or 6 or even 8-0 some weeks?
Cov have been out the top division so long that you don't realise there's a gulf that is unreal between the 2 divisions, I mean it's spending 500m in August or you have no chance of survival.. it's that big a step up in quality that most "has been" clubs like you and sheff weds try to poke fun whilst constantly coming up short every year in this "piss poor" division, as you both call it.
BTW -Laughing at us and moaning about parachute payments at the same time is a beautiful thing.