United - Party Of Five.

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Easy.... perhaps!

Five guests...

Two players, one current, one former (from your lifetime watching The Blades)...
One manager.
Two S24SU contributors....

can ask each one, a single question, only football related!

 

[stringjunior]

Easy.... perhaps!

Five guests...

Two players, one current, one former (from your lifetime watching The Blades)...
One manager.
Two S24SU contributors....

can ask each one, a single question, only football related!

Excellent OP

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

I’d like to ask Don Givens on the penalty miss that sent us down to the fourth.

Did he want to take it, would no-one else, was he confident, how did he feel after the miss and did it affect his life afterwards?

 

[alcoblade]

alcoblade - how come you’re so gorgeous and intelligent

 

[itsinyerblood]

alcoblade - how come your so gorgeous and intelligent

Ssshhh alco.......what stays in the locker room etc...

 

[Large Mendonca]

Current player - Louis Reed
Former player - Chris Morgan
Manager - Warnock
2 x S24SU contributors - Pinchy and Tyler Durden

That was easy

 

[alcoblade]

Ssshhh alco.......what stays in the locker room etc...

Phew! You reminded my of my typo before anyone else noticed.

 

[JohnStreet]

Current player - Lou Reed
Former player - Chris Morgan
Manager - Warnock
2 x S24SU contributors - Pinchy and Tyler Durden

That was easy

Take a walk on the wild side

 

[itsinyerblood]

Phew! You reminded my of my typo before anyone else noticed.

Glad to be of help big boy

 

[Large Mendonca]

Take a walk on the wild side

I think somehow there would be fireworks

 

[alcoblade]

big boy

That’s our secret.

 

[itsinyerblood]

That’s our secret.

Not any more it ain't!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Former player - My Dad, for the giggles
Current player - Sharp
Manager - Wilder
Two posters - Champagneblade he always has interesting points and SteveBlade just to see how fucking weird things could get.

 

[Bladepicker]

David Cotterill.

How much of a cunt was semi pro?

Jack O'Connell

Does your gurt have a sister?

Neil Warnock

Why did you always bring Chief on for the last 30 seconds of games?

Bergen Blade

When and why did you start supporting the wizzards?

Kenilworth

Can I have your joke book in your will please fella?

 

[ForgeBlade]

Easy.... perhaps!

Five guests...

Two players, one current, one former (from your lifetime watching The Blades)...
One manager.
Two S24SU contributors....

can ask each one, a single question, only football related!

Two players: Leon Clarke (current) "How much better is it playing for us than the pigs?"
David Unsworth (former) "Given they released you shortly afterwards, why didn't you put that bastard penalty into Row ZZ?"

One Manager: Neil Warnock. "Why the fuck did you fuck about with Portsmouth, given that you set yourself up as such a big blade?"

Two S24SU Contributors: Danny04 "Is the Star really biased towards the pigs?" ( ) (in case that emote doesn't work in brackets, this is tongue-in-cheek)
Pinchy "What would you say if Nick Montgomery described you as the greatest poster in S24SU history?" (this is also meant in jest)

 

[ForgeBlade]

David Cotterill.

How much of a cunt was semi pro?

Jack O'Connell

Does your gurt have a sister?

Neil Warnock

Why did you always bring Chief on for the last 30 seconds of games?

Bergen Blade

When and why did you start supporting the wizzards?

Kenilworth

Can I have your joke book in your will please fella?

Liked purely for the JOC question. If she has another sister, send her my way.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

David Cotterill.

How much of a cunt was semi pro?

Jack O'Connell

Does your gurt have a sister?

Neil Warnock

Why did you always bring Chief on for the last 30 seconds of games?

Bergen Blade

When and why did you start supporting the wizzards?

Kenilworth

Can I have your joke book in your will please fella?

Does anyone happen to have a photo of O'Connell's missus...for...science?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Does anyone happen to have a photo of O'Connell's missus...for...science?

 

[Snowman]

Easy.... perhaps!

Five guests...

Two players, one current, one former (from your lifetime watching The Blades)...
One manager.
Two S24SU contributors....

can ask each one, a single question, only football related!

Can we dig up dead people?

 

[stringer]

Two players: Leon Clarke (current) "How much better is it playing for us than the pigs?"
David Unsworth (former) "Given they released you shortly afterwards, why didn't you put that bastard penalty into Row ZZ?"

One Manager: Neil Warnock. "Why the fuck did you fuck about with Portsmouth, given that you set yourself up as such a big blade?"

Two S24SU Contributors: Danny04 "Is the Star really biased towards the pigs?" ( ) (in case that emote doesn't work in brackets, this is tongue-in-cheek)
Pinchy "What would you say if Nick Montgomery described you as the greatest poster in S24SU history?" (this is also meant in jest)

Let’s make that happen!

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Can we dig up dead people?

It’s possible, though not recommended for a number of reasons.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Leon
Joe Shaw, because I never saw Hagan and I know TC.

John Harris, because I wouldn't spoil a perfectly good rib of beef wiping my arse with Blackwells portion. Which I couldn't stop myself from doing if the cunt was at my table.

Lydon
Georgebernardshaw

 

[South London Blade]

Can I invite Andy Goram and make it a party of six?

 

[Snowman]

Ryan Leonard - Where did Chris say you were playing?
Alex Sabella - Was it really as frustrating as it looked playing alongside such dross?
Spackman - Just tell me all about it.
William Henry Foulkes - Are you really Nigel Adkins in disguise?
Pinchy - Just well cos I don't really believe, like God and fairies, that he exists.

 

[ForgeBlade]

Let’s make that happen!

Would you be willing to answer any questions with 100% honesty?

 

[mosbolad]

Leon
Joe Shaw, because I never saw Hagan and I know TC.

John Harris, because I wouldn't spoil a perfectly good rib of beef wiping my arse with Blackwells portion. Which I couldn't stop myself from doing if the cunt was at my table.

Lydon
Georgebernardshaw

Sorry Sean you appear to have missed the comma after 'and I know'.

 

[sheffielder]

Former player - My Dad, for the giggles
Current player - Sharp
Manager - Wilder
Two posters - Champagneblade he always has interesting points and SteveBlade just to see how fucking weird things could get.

I can't take SteveBlade seriously anymore since his change of picture. I think we should start a campaign to get it changed back to Bradley Walsh ASAP

 

[SteveBlade]

I can't take SteveBlade seriously anymore since his change of picture. I think we should start a campaign to get it changed back to Bradley Walsh ASAP

Helmut Schmacker

 

[stringer]

Would you be willing to answer any questions with 100% honesty?

Absolutely. Would you be willing to believe me?

 

[sheffielder]

Helmut Schmacker

Much better, suits your one liners!