Jos Lufookeye

[Deleted member 875]

On paper, current form and everything else, you would be think we was overwhelming favourites but that usually gets thrown out of the window when it comes to derby match.

I’m just beginning to feel nervous about the match on Friday, and it will just get even worse over the next few days. Always like that when they rock up at the Lane.

If I see any United fans getting stupid and letting their mouths run away with them by making stupid predictions then I’ll find them out and kick them in the cunt

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

On paper, current form and everything else, you would be think we was overwhelming favourites but that usually gets thrown out of the window when it comes to derby match.

I’m just beginning to feel nervous about the match on Friday, and it will just get even worse over the next few days. Always like that when they rock up at the Lane.

If I see any United fans getting stupid and letting their mouths run away with them by making stupid predictions then I’ll find them out and kick them in the cunt

Ok then.

After a nervy start in which the pigs score a fluky goal as a result of slack defending, the Blades cruise to a 3 - 1 victory which includes a brace from Leon the Lion.

Fortunately, I come from a generation when men didn't have cunts so you will not be able to exercise your threatened punishment on me, and Mrs. Joe says if you try it on her she'll kick you in the bollocks.

That is assuming, of course, that you are in possession of said items but I understand that these days, that is no longer a foregone conclusion.