CONFIRMED Ryan Leonard

[Rodley]

Very mobile defensive midfielder. Good addition.

 

[Harry's Game]

It COULD go through today? Where’s he on his way from? Pluto?

 

[stringer]

 

[TJB.]

It COULD go through today? Where’s he on his way from? Pluto?

I'm just wondering why they can't use Skype or Facetime then do the shirt-holding bollocks later.

Are clubs still using fax n'all? Luddites, lot 'en 'em.

 

[ucandomagic]

I'm just wondering why they can't use Skype or Facetime then do the shirt-holding bollocks later.

Are clubs still using fax n'all? Luddites, lot 'en 'em.

Medicals don’t work over Skype.

 

[ucandomagic]

Medicals don’t work over Skype.

Please hold your bollocks in front of the camera!

 

[Treeton Blade]

It COULD go through today? Where’s he on his way from? Pluto?

Not Pluto, but a very similar dark, cold, inhospitable place, Southend on Sea

Apologies Rootshallbloke

 

[TJB.]

Medicals don’t work over Skype.

Very true.

There's a gap in the market there somewhere...

 

[The Crab]

Medicals don’t work over Skype.

Crab Medicals do.

 

[The Crab]

Very true.

There's a gap in the market there somewhere...

Coming soon....................

 

[Iceybabey]

I reckon he'll be Blade by end of today and go straight into tomorrow's team.
Didn't Wilder say something about a cut off point being the weekend as it will mean he'll be cup-tied? Says to me Wilder wants him in for the Ipswich game and to start the game.

 

[Pinchy]

Not at all mate .... I think Ron's current dogmatic approach is certainly questionable now that their "promotion prospects" seem to have faded ......

I'm just wishing that successive SUFC Boards had possessed his previous tenacity and stubborn refusal to bend over and drop his shorts

UTB & FTP

But it was always going to play out like this. He’s a clown in a syrup.

People (not you necessarily) want SUFC to be tenacious when selling but profligate when buying (“throw another £100k at it”) That’s nonsensical and double standards, isn’t it?

 

[Rootshallbloke]

I think even Rootshallbloke will understand that pinchy is a tool and won’t hold it against the rest of us

Pinchy is ok. We've had our moments but we are in the middle of honourable truce at the moment. I do enjoy my visits here cos you can use naughty words which we can't on ShrimperZone and because you can make threads about a Southend player exceed 190 pages, that's impressive.

 

[stringer]

I'm just wondering why they can't use Skype or Facetime then do the shirt-holding bollocks later.

Are clubs still using fax n'all? Luddites, lot 'en 'em.

All the seconds count when it's a week until his next game!

 

[Pinchy]

Medicals don’t work over Skype.

Can you skype a fax joke? Me, I can’t get enough of ‘em, me.

 

[Bladesman]

Pinchy is ok. We've had our moments but we are in the middle of honourable truce at the moment. I do enjoy my visits here cos you can use naughty words which we can't on ShrimoerZone and because you can make threads about a Southend player exceed 190 pages, that's impressive.

To be fair the thread is mostly filled with tits and I am not just talking about the people posting.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

But it was always going to play out like this. He’s a clown in a syrup.

People (not you necessarily) want SUFC to be tenacious whej selling but profligate when buying (“throw another £100k at it”) That’s nonsensical and double standards, isn’t it?

Paying and asking for the going rate for decent players is neither nonsensical nor double standards.

 

[Ricky]

It's obvious why Wilder's so keen on him.

Can play CM, RB, RWB and RCB.
Good age.
Physically good.
Good attitude.
Decent technical ability.

Shame it's taken so long and that we'll be paying more than expected but this is one we won't go far wrong with.

 

[Fanny magnet]

Can you skype a fax joke? Me, I can’t get enough of ‘em, me.

It really does your head in when someone endlessly repeats the same tired old unfunny joke doesn't it?

 

[Tezza1889]

Threads merged...

Just thought I’d say it.. #200 let’s go for it..lol

 

[Fulwood Blade]

let's hope for some of these...............



UTB

 

[Pinchy]

But their local hack says not!!

I think he’s a Lenny fan and wishinonastar, which is a little unprofessional, but he’s done that from the outset, including gross sophistry when Lenny put in a transfer request.

 

[Silent Blade]

Don't think it will be announced today as I expect Wilder is now in the team bus on the way to Ipswich

 

[flashinblade1889]

Pinchy is ok. We've had our moments but we are in the middle of honourable truce at the moment. I do enjoy my visits here cos you can use naughty words which we can't on ShrimperZone and because you can make threads about a Southend player exceed 190 pages, that's impressive.

193 and still going I reckon if somebody starts a little rumour that he’s failed his medical.........as per Crab Pharmaceutical we could get to 200 pages

 

[itsinyerblood]

Pinchy is ok. We've had our moments but we are in the middle of honourable truce at the moment. I do enjoy my visits here cos you can use naughty words which we can't on ShrimperZone and because you can make threads about a Southend player exceed 190 pages, that's impressive.

Glad you approve Roots old boy. Yes, we definitely have a talent for thrashing ourselves over the seemingly most unimportant topic, and as for headbutting one another, well, what chance does a passerby have? It's robust, volatile, but we do embrace those (yourself) who take us for what we are. Personally I think we have a cracking forum, but then I'm just a little biased. Your contributions have definitely added something and you seem to approve of us. Little else to add than you're always welcome.

 

[Harrisblade]

To be fair the thread is mostly filled with tits and I am not just talking about the people posting.

Which isn't an accident by the way

 

[FYT]

I reckon he'll be Blade by end of today and go straight into tomorrow's team.
Didn't Wilder say something about a cut off point being the weekend as it will mean he'll be cup-tied? Says to me Wilder wants him in for the Ipswich game and to start the game.

He's already cup tied, he played in the first round.

 

[TJB.]

let's hope for some of these...............



UTB

Jesus, pal. At least put a fucking warning on it.

Something along the lines of 'May Contain Useless Fuckers'.

 

[stringer]

Don't think it will be announced today as I expect Wilder is now in the team bus on the way to Ipswich

Carl Shieber and Stephen Bettis won't be

 

[Harrisblade]

Carl Shieber and Stephen Bettis won't be

Why, are they injured as well????