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High priest of the cult of Wilder
He was definitely more at home alongside John "Gary basher" Fashanu.
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Out of interest Bert, what were your thoughts on Wally Downes? Played far fewer games for us but proportionately probably put in a greater number of reckless challenges.
I think Downes must have had some compromising pictures of Bassett. I can't imagine why else he would sign him.
He was a faux hard man. You have to go back another 20 years to source them and they would have had Vinnie Jones for breakfast.
I bet at the time we were moaning about players rolling around pretending to be injured and in "my day" they wouldn't have done it, makes you wonder what it will be like in ten years.
I agree with you, always remember coming home from school and seeing the ceefax headline 'Blades sign Vinnie Jones and Brian Marwood'. I was really surprised because at the time (rightly or wrongly) they were well known players and it showed intent, that we wanted to compete. The previous season Jones actually kept Batty out of the Leeds team and did his job. This included intimidating the opposition, winding up officials and hurling long throws into the box. Of these attributes, it was his long throws I remember fondly; they actually worked.He was a nasty twat but he was part of the side that went on the run after beating Forest at home in December 1990. A limited footballer but he would chase, drive and cajole as if his life depended on it. By no stretch was he our 'star' player, but he made a contribution to us staying up and to pretend otherwise is incorrect.
He could take it as well. We played Palace at home and Geoff Thomas, Eric Young and Andy Thorn took it in turns to kick him up in the air. He knew he had to stay on the pitch so he just took it all.
I'm not going out on a limb to defend him as he was a knobhead, but he was our our knobhead and he helped keep us up.
How disappointing was Marwood? I was so pleased we'd signed him based on what I'd seen him do for Arsenal.I agree with you, always remember coming home from school and seeing the ceefax headline 'Blades sign Vinnie Jones and Brian Marwood'. I was really surprised because at the time (rightly or wrongly) they were well known players and it showed intent, that we wanted to compete. The previous season Jones actually kept Batty out of the Leeds team and did his job. This included intimidating the opposition, winding up officials and hurling long throws into the box. Of these attributes, it was his long throws I remember fondly; they actually worked.
How disappointing was Marwood? I was so pleased we'd signed him based on what I'd seen him do for Arsenal.
Out of interest Bert, what were your thoughts on Wally Downes? Played far fewer games for us but proportionately probably put in a greater number of reckless challenges.
How disappointing was Marwood? I was so pleased we'd signed him based on what I'd seen him do for Arsenal.
Andy Carroll is the most over-hyped and over-rated player this millenium.
Anyway, moving on, I'll tell you a little story about Billy Whitehurst.
At the tail end of his career, he was playing in Hong Kong. In one game, which turned out to be his last, he put in a tackle against one of the local players. He went in knee high, went straight through him and smashed his knee to bits. The players career was finished in an instant. The word went out and Billy was on the next plane out before he ended up as one of the ingredients in a bowl of noodle soup.
Make of that what you will. He never was and never will be a hero of mine.
Downes was an even bigger buffoon.
There were some good times under Bassett but he certainly had a liking for hod carriers rather than craftsmen
He was a nasty twat but he was part of the side that went on the run after beating Forest at home in December 1990. A limited footballer but he would chase, drive and cajole as if his life depended on it. By no stretch was he our 'star' player, but he made a contribution to us staying up and to pretend otherwise is incorrect.
He could take it as well. We played Palace at home and Geoff Thomas, Eric Young and Andy Thorn took it in turns to kick him up in the air. He knew he had to stay on the pitch so he just took it all.
I'm not going out on a limb to defend him as he was a knobhead, but he was our our knobhead and he helped keep us up.
Then you've got another firm but fair, honest professional - Chris Morgan.
Good point, footballers have gradually turned into a right bunch of pussies. It could almost go unnoticed, until you see a before and after like that.I love the way most of his victims get straight up instead of rolling around on the ground as if mortally wounded.
Proper footballers
Good point, footballers have gradually turned into a right bunch of pussies. It could almost go unnoticed, until you see a before and after like that.
If memory serves me right his first game for us ( or one of them ) was away at Southampton when I think Trevor Horlock went through him for a short cut , quiet as a fucking mouse after thatI remember Jones's debut, he was introduced to the crowd and started doing that biceps-clenched 'he man' gesture he was fond of. I thought he was a fucking nobber at the time and still do. Bradders sorting him out in the game at Stamford Bridge after Jones went there was a sweet moment.
I really enjoyed that Harry Pearson piece linked upthread, particularly this bit:
"One time Baxter was lying on the massage table naked, and he told Wilf [Mannion] to get [talcum] powder. There was a big container of it in the dressing room. Wilf took it over to the table, Baxter raised his legs and said, 'My arse is kinda fiery, powder my arse.' So Wilf powders and powders. Suddenly Baxter farted and Wilf disappeared in a cloud of powder".
Apaz it's Mr Jones 53rd Birthday today and a tweet was issued to celebrate his contribution to World football.
Quite a few Blades incidents in there.
Enjoy
Whilst we're in the business of denouncing former Blades, I'd like to add Alan Cork. Bassett called him a true hard man. But in reality he was an elbowing shithouse who should have retired long before we had to watch him stagger about on our hallowed turf. I remember once we were losing a game and won a corner in front of the Kop with seconds to go. Cork took it and shanked it straight into the crowd. He was fucking dreadful.
And I've not even started on Keith Curle....
The 92/93 season really should have been his last as he was pushing it then - the 93/94 season was just painful for everyone concerned!I remember towards the end of Alan Corks Utd career, he fouled someone in front of the Kop, the referee came over and spoke to him before reaching for a card, as he was doing so there was a deafening chant from the Utd fans of 'Off, Off, Off, Off'
He was bloody awful, but at that point I actually felt sorry for him![]()
That's just sour grapes because he was the best hod carrier at Crab industries and he left to play football.Better actor than a footballer, and he's not that great an actor.
That's just sour grapes because he was the best hod carrier at Crab industries and he left to play football.
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