Dominic Calvert-Lewin

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I've cracked it.

He's not got any naked photos of anyone.

However, he does bring his Mrs to the party.
 

Shows how small the pool of English footballers in the premier league is.

Leon and Billy must be on high alert
Totally impossible for England to win the world cup due to the Premiership being full of overseas players.
We have put club football in front of internationals.
Our players are now so limited with the top clubs that when they get together they have not got the skills required. without the support of the players from overseas.
At least I watched our only win in 1966.
Will never happen again in my opinion.
UTB
 
Must have seen him on't box 10 times for Everton. He's had one decent 45mins against Man City earlier this season. Thought he was poor in the U20's Cup in the summer too despite winning the thing.

Still not seen this confirmed anywhere though.
 
Not at all, Coventry fans were very upset to lose their best player on a free not many thought he was pap. United fans on the other hand were not too bothered when DCL went to Everton as he had shown next to nothing here and at Northampton with Wilder in charge there. Good luck to the lad but I am astonished he has made Everton's 1st team never mind England, maybe that explains why Everton will be lucky to avoid relegation and why England will be on the first plane away from the World cup.
I stand corrected.
 
I am sure I heard a report that DCL was the fastest player in the Premier league.

He is very athletic young pup. A bit like I used to be.


HH

DCL is a biped, whereas you are a quadruped, including two long hind legs which help with speed across the ground.

I suspect ball control may have been an issue for you :)
 
I reckon it's the double-barrelled surname that's done it for him. Everyone knows that you're a shit hot football prospect when you have one.
 
To be fair Pinhead and Andy Sinton were in the England side so he's not going to be embarrassed
You missed off Andy 'Maldini' Hinchcliffe, one of the several bizarre full England internationals who redeem themselves in my eyes by financially crippling Wednesday for decades to come.
 
England are promoting a few from the successful world cup winning youth teams .can't see why there's so much negativity on here about that

Our youth teams attack with no fear, play how they want to play.

Step up to Southgates regime and you're subjected to a 'Clough-esque' 'we start with a point' mentality.

I mean, his obsession with playing Dier and Livermore as two sitting midfielders is ridiculous. Especially when it's against european heavyweights such as Malta!!!
 

Forbes Phillipson-Masters, Chris Bart-Williams.....

Jamal Campbell-Ryce, Lecsinel Jean-François. The list is practically endless for players we've brought in who were by default shit, hot, and young with their double-barrelled surnames.

You look me in the eye and tell me that they weren't at least one of those words. ;)
 
Remember hearing Tony Gubba talking about Forbes Phillipson-Masters and thinking it was three separate players.

Sounds like a perfect name for........

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Also nice to see JS on the ball asking the questions the fans do (not rocket science of course but still...)
 
Latest promotions from the U21 Squad to the Senior Squad for the Brazil game just announced. DCL NOT one of those.
 

Angus Gunn is the latest to be called up
I hoped you were joking at first. England are bad enough to watch as it is, but it could move onto a whole new level of irritating boredom with him in. Can't we insist he qualifies for Scotland?
 

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