Accounts Time....

[Rusty view]

It's doing them in a waterbath, then serving them in a "wasn't me Guv honest" Jus, on a bed of £10 notes

Well McCabe is a master chief

 

[Rusty view]

I'll stick it next to my "thanks for turning up" award I got from the footy at school

Aka Clubman of the year! I knew it well.

 

[The Crab]

Couldnt you have gifted it to the club. Charging them is just shellfish

I would have, but I'm still waiting for the Toilet Rolls The Prince offered me for the last favour I did. It was a big one too, can't say too much but Hammond will be "unseen" for a long time.

 

[stringjunior]

Is that Vern - moonlighting?

Shut it Harrisblade or you'll end up swimming with the fishes

The Crab Think I'm going to have to deal with this one boss.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Shut it Harrisblade or you'll end up swimming with the fishes

The Crab Think I'm going to have to deal with this one boss.

Careless talk costs teeth.....

 

[The Crab]

Shut it Harrisblade or you'll end up swimming with the fishes

The Crab Think I'm going to have to deal with this one boss.

Don't worry mate it's all good, we get commission and I don't have to pay him as much. Win win.

 

[stringjunior]

Careless talk costs teeth.....

Anybody with the user name Aris is already on shaky ground

 

[stringjunior]

Don't worry mate it's all good, we get commission and I don't have to pay him as much. Win win.

OK boss. I get twitchy, you know? These fast twitch muscles of mine are great down the gym, but a feckin liability at a keyboard.

 

[The Crab]

OK boss. I get twitchy, you know? These fast twitch muscles of mine are great down the gym, but a feckin liability at a keyboard.

Don't worry about it son, Old Crab has got it all in hand, thanks to Nicki.

 

[Harrisblade]

So at least we know whats going to win 2017 unfunniest thread award

Not necessarily - there's still 6 weeks left

 

[Bladesman]

So is crab industries taking over the club or not?

 

[The Crab]

So is crab industries taking over the club or not?

Crab Industries are always looking to expand it's investment portfolio, but believes in building slowly. We will start with a Balti Pie & a Bovril, and will hopefully end up finacing a deal to buy Ronaldo.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Does it benefit the club in anyway and would there ever me a scenario where it turned a profit, and if it did would it therefore have to pay a dividend?

It can only pay dividends when their are undistributed profits. As the balance sheet is negative, that's a long way from happening at current income levels.

 

[Bladesman]

Crab Industries are always looking to expand it's investment portfolio, but believes in building slowly. We will start with a Balti Pie & a Bovril, and will hopefully end up finacing a deal to buy Ronaldo.

Not sure Ronaldo will be tempted by the Bovril but the Balti Pie might convince him to join the club.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Increased share capital in Blades Leisure Ltd

Just to clarify, the Prince injected the exact
same amount £2.6m into Blades Leisure Ltd as share capital at the same time via his personal investment vehicle. It's 50/50 all the way.

 

[The Crab]

Not sure Ronaldo will be tempted by the Bovril but the Balti Pie might convince him to join the club.

Way ahead of you. Crab Catering (a division of Crab Industries) have introduced Piri Piri Bovril to the matchday menu. There have been a few teething problems regarding the Piri Piri Sauce / Bovril mix. Namely the "literally burnt the roof of my mouth off" article that Danny04 has written.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Way ahead of you. Crab Catering (a division of Crab Industries) have introduced Piri Piri Bovril to the matchday menu. There have been a few teething problems regarding the Piri Piri Sauce / Bovril mix. Namely the "literally burnt the roof of my mouth off" article that Danny04 has written.

What until him or Berky the email hack gets hold of the Balti Pie story !

 

[The Crab]

What until him or Berky the email hack gets hold of the Balti Pie story !

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Erm yeah, that picture. Look, it was when I'm a Celebrity was all the rage and I thought "Crab Catering needs a piece of that action". It didn't go as well as I'd hoped if I'm being honest

 

[stringjunior]

Way ahead of you. Crab Catering (a division of Crab Industries) have introduced Piri Piri Bovril to the matchday menu. There have been a few teething problems regarding the Piri Piri Sauce / Bovril mix. Namely the "literally burnt the roof of my mouth off" article that Danny04 has written.

Boss. After this mornings brew and butty catch up with you, me and elgoog44 I can confirm that we've got the piri piri manufacturer by the short and curlies - literally - and it'll toned down to a point where it's back on the scoville scale at least

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Crab Industries are always looking to expand it's investment portfolio, but believes in building slowly. We will start with a Balti Pie & a Bovril, and will hopefully end up finacing a deal to buy Ronaldo.

Are you sure Crab Industries would pass the ethics criteria for ownership? I heard a rumour that Steven Crab, until recently considered a future Tory PM until he was involved in a sex scandal, is in charge of the company's grievance procedures. Can you assure us that you take all equality issues seriously?

 

[The Crab]

Boss. After this mornings brew and butty catch up with you, me and elgoog44 I can confirm that we've got the piri piri manufacturer by the short and curlies - literally - and it'll toned down to a point where it's back on the scoville scale at least

Thanks buddy, I knew you guys would have my back.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Are you sure Crab Industries would pass the ethics criteria for ownership? I heard a rumour that Steven Crab, until recently considered a future Tory PM until he was involved in a sex scandal, is in charge of the company's grievance procedures. Can you assure us that you take all equality issues seriously?

Wasn't that Steven Grab? He works in the gravy products section. Vals brother. I'd be careful if I were you.

 

[The Crab]

Are you sure Crab Industries would pass the ethics criteria for ownership? I heard a rumour that Steven Crab, until recently considered a future Tory PM until he was involved in a sex scandal, is in charge of the company's grievance procedures. Can you assure us that you take all equality issues seriously?

Ethics criteria? Just choked on my brew, whats one of those? Do they play for Atlhletico Madrid?

I can categorically assure you I take equality very seriously indeed. I think everyone is a bastard.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Thanks buddy, I knew you guys would have my back.

Knives have to go somewhere....

 

[The Crab]

Knives have to go somewhere....

Thats funny, Ms Crab thinks the same...................