Accounts Time....

[S5Blade]

Just when you thought we had nothing to discuss during the international break......

Calling Sean Thornton - https://www.sufc.co.uk/news/2017/november/company-downloads/

Im off to buy some popcorn. brb

 

[Gimli]

Ooh the accounts thread, goodie!
To be fair that is prime international break fayre.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Oh for fucks sake.

Have a nice Christmas everyone, play nice.

 

[Ricky]

Come on then 700 pages, let's be having you...

 

[S5Blade]

Key points that should be raised:
Wheres munneh gone?
Has the desso paid for itself yet?
Why did we pay 150k for Ched? Its clear in the accounts
Why does a pint cost £17
Wheres the walker / mcguire money?
Why does Kev own the ground?

etc etc

 

[Bayingblade]

Do they state who owns the freehold?

Where's Beighton when you need him?

 

[CarlingBlade]

In summary we lost £5,482,996, the year before we lost £6,522,178, so we lost £1,039,182 less than last year (this doesn't include money from the transfers of Walker and Maguire.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Before Crab Inc. Gets involved I'd like to offer the following services to this thread:

Grade "A" popcorn
Europe's largest salt mountain
Crayons
Copies of the penguin book of rocket science
Copies of "its basic accounting" by A. N. Accountant

Other services available on request, please use the online form at www.duffyfordesso.com

Thanks for your business

 

[raul]

 

[SteveBlade]

 

[JohnDenver]

I’m angry already. Or maybe it’s reflux....

 

[Maidenhead]

In summary we lost £5,482,996, the year before we lost £6,522,178, so we lost £1,039,182 less than last year (this doesn't include money from the transfers of Walker and Maguire.

It's got nowt to do with the football side of the business.

Just wasted 5 minutes of my life that I'll never get back skimming through that.

 

[metalblade]

Paradise papers ?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Just when you thought we had nothing to discuss during the international break......

Calling Sean Thornton - https://www.sufc.co.uk/news/2017/november/company-downloads/

Im off to buy some popcorn. brb

Aw thanks S5.

Should be pretty straightforward but we'll see


Before anyone asks weers munni gone, these are not the FC accounts. It's the old Plc. (Any shareholder wanting a return on their investment would be better off looking down the back of their settee or in their turn ups).

£310k was the income from rents, presumably for the ground etc, so not gone to over a million yet as claimed by some).

McCabe and his companies are taking the hit on losses, not the FC (or HRH who has nothing to do with this company) .

Now the contentious ( ) bit.

Despite Danny from the Star thinking I'm Scott McCabe, I don't have access to the breakdown of administrative expenses and it's not shown in the accounts. I'll say that again,

THERE IS NO BREAKDOWN IF ADMINISTRATIVE EXPENSES IN THE ACCOUNTS SO I DONT KNOW WHATS BEEN CHARGED TO THAT HEADING. *

Okay?

In any event, what's in there is highly unlikely to affect the FC accounts.



* but clearly it's the Walker money despite being a cost rather than income.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Do they state who owns the freehold?

Where's Beighton when you need him?

Yes

Who cares?

 

[S5Blade]

Aw thanks S5.

Should be pretty straightforward but we'll see


Before anyone asks weers munni gone, these are not the FC accounts. It's the old Plc. (Any shareholder wanting a return on their investment would be better off looking down the back of their settee or in their turn ups).

£310k was the income from rents, presumably for the ground etc, so not gone to over a million yet as claimed by some).

McCabe and his companies are taking the hit on losses, not the FC (or HRH who has nothing to do with this company) .

Now the contentious ( ) bit.

Despite Danny from the Star thinking I'm Scott McCabe, I don't have access to the breakdown of administrative expenses and it's not shown in the accounts. I'll say that again,

THERE IS NO BREAKDOWN IF ADMINISTRATIVE EXPENSES IN THE ACCOUNTS SO I DONT KNOW WHATS BEEN CHARGED TO THAT HEADING. *

Okay?

In any event, what's in there is highly unlikely to affect the FC accounts.



* but clearly it's the Walker money despite being a cost rather than income.

So when do we get the FC accounts? FFS. McCabe out. Im angry and dont even know why.

 

[Sean Thornton]

In summary we lost £5,482,996, the year before we lost £6,522,178, so we lost £1,039,182 less than last year (this doesn't include money from the transfers of Walker and Maguire.

It wouldn't even if the accounts were made up to yesterday.

 

[Sean Thornton]

So when do we get the FC accounts? FFS. McCabe out. Im angry and dont even know why.

I' making them up as we speak

 

[The Crab]

I' making them up as we speak

Cheers Kev. Vern says hello.

 

[S5Blade]

I' making them up as we speak

 

[CarlingBlade]

Walker income undisclosed, Maguire income undisclosed, Scarborough Holdings Management fee, £5.6m.

 

[stringjunior]

* but clearly it's the Walker money despite being a cost rather than income.

oooh you cheeky so and so

 

[stringjunior]

I' making them up as we speak

Cheers Kev. Vern says hello.

Hello

 

[The Crab]

Before Crab Inc. Gets involved I'd like to offer the following services to this thread:

Grade "A" popcorn
Europe's largest salt mountain
Crayons
Copies of the penguin book of rocket science
Copies of "its basic accounting" by A. N. Accountant

Other services available on request, please use the online form at www.duffyfordesso.com

Thanks for your business

Fill your boots. Crab Industries have had to reluctantly step aside from this deal due to a conflict of interests. Namely, a recent injection of "munneh" was received by Crab Industries to help with a temporary cash flow issue.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I' making them up as we speak

Actually that's a lie. According to Companies House, they've already been submitted to 7 May 2039!

Cheers Kev. Vern says hello.

It's Scott, daft lad.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Walker income undisclosed, Maguire income undisclosed, Scarborough Holdings Management fee, £5.6m.

Maybe in the right set of accounts......

The management fee would need to be disclosed.

Don't give up though. Is it a new shovel?

 

[BushBlade]

Actually that's a lie. According to Companies House, they've already been submitted to 7 May 2039!



It's Scott, daft lad.

It quite clearly says they are 'made up' which is what I've suspected for some time.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It quite clearly says they are 'made up' which is what I've suspected for some time.

It's got to be our Simon aka I should cocoa.

 

[TJB.]

We need dat Premier League money, yo. We up in tha club tryna' make it rain wit no dough.

 

[Sean Thornton]

This is like Christmas for me......




(I'd get out more, but there's a deferred tax calculation to ponder )