Well Bugger Me, What's Going On?

[Hamburg Blade]

I went out this afternoon to meet my better half for something to eat and left whilst the Blades were 1-0 down with half time approaching. Normally I'd be sat in the restaurant checking scores and ignoring my mrs blathering on, but I was gentlemenly and attentive and ignored the fact that we were going down to the mollusc scrapers at home.
I've just got back, put the computer on and thought to myself "I can well believe we've lost today, been unlucky, Hull bolted the doors, hey ho - that's life in the Championship" - but my computer seems to have broken, because it keeps telling me that we won 4-1.
Mr. Wilder, who are you and what have you done with my Sheffield United?

 

[DifferentClass]

Is your computer also telling you Leon scored all 4? Because I think you may need a new one...

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Bloody shit Acer laptop. It's going in the bin.

 

[super_pig]

Bloody shit Acer laptop. It's going in the bin.

you missed one of the best 2nd half displays i think i’ve ever seen
at times we were like fucking Brazil

 

[IMABLADE]

I went out this afternoon to meet my better half for something to eat and left whilst the Blades were 1-0 down with half time approaching. Normally I'd be sat in the restaurant checking scores and ignoring my mrs blathering on, but I was gentlemenly and attentive and ignored the fact that we were going down to the mollusc scrapers at home.
I've just got back, put the computer on and thought to myself "I can well believe we've lost today, been unlucky, Hull bolted the doors, hey ho - that's life in the Championship" - but my computer seems to have broken, because it keeps telling me that we won 4-1.
Mr. Wilder, who are you and what have you done with my Sheffield United?

My computer's broken too, keeps saying Wednesday won

 

[Caveblade]

you missed one of the best 2nd half displays i think i’ve ever seen
at times we were like fucking Brazil

No we were not. The Hull fans got it right, we are an average team that works hard!

 

[Hamburg Blade]

you missed one of the best 2nd half displays i think i’ve ever seen
at times we were like fucking Brazil

Thanks, that makes me feel better.

 

[Oreyt]

EXACTLY my afternoon (except I wasn't cavorting with your wife in a cafe....).

 

[IMABLADE]

No we were not. The Hull fans got it right, we are an average team that works hard!

That's enough for me