How do you react?

[DifferentClass]

So after the infamous Sarfend match you smack your head against the wall screaming "WILDER OUT!"

You put yourself in a coma and have only just woken up today at 5pm. The first thing you want to know is how United are doing. You fear we'll be bottom of League Two with zero points and another Micky Adams at the helm.

The doctor shows you the Championship table.

Question in title.

 

[Harrisblade]

So after the infamous Sarfend match you smack your head against the wall screaming "WILDER OUT!"

You put yourself in a coma and have only just woken up today at 5pm. The first thing you want to know is how United are doing. You fear we'll be bottom of League Two with zero points and another Micky Adams at the helm.

The doctor shows you the Championship table.

Question in title.

 

[Fanny magnet]

Huge erection

 

[DifferentClass]

Huge erection

Ooooh matron.

 

[gavtheblade]

So after the infamous Sarfend match you smack your head against the wall screaming "WILDER OUT!"

You put yourself in a coma and have only just woken up today at 5pm. The first thing you want to know is how United are doing. You fear we'll be bottom of League Two with zero points and another Micky Adams at the helm.

The doctor shows you the Championship table.

Question in title.

I still think I'm dreaming to be honest.
This year has been unbelievable.

Couldn't imagine utd without wilder now.
Hope he retires an old wrinkly fart on the touchline for us pushing haribos down knillys throat sat there donning a big slipper.

If the doctor was female,I'd ask her to show me her clough.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Huge erection

Hugh Jerection

Schoolboy chum. Sadly deceased.

RIP Hugh.

 

[Fanny magnet]

Hugh Jerection

Schoolboy chum. Sadly deceased.

RIP Hugh.

Rather unfortunate name
Did he die of poor circulation?

 

[Carlton Blade]

To be that bad for so long and then this good for such a sustained period. It's fairy tale stuff. Can't imagine Wilder is popular with the tried and tested shit manager brigade. He's proving innovation and skill as a manager can buy you success

 

[RammyBlade]

Did the football league deduct points from all the other clubs ?

 

[HVR]

Brilliant OP. Just made me chuckle how the doctor is carrying around the latest League table in his pocket to show patients who come out comas.

 

[Johnstreetstand]

Brilliant OP. Just made me chuckle how the doctor is carrying around the latest League table in his pocket to show patients who come out comas.

Own up, how many times have you had a look at the championship league table since yesterday. Just to check it’s not a dream. I’ve lost count.

 

[tyke1889]

Hugh Jerection

Schoolboy chum. Sadly deceased.

RIP Hugh.

Is that HughJarse 's companion?

 

[Sheff de party]

So after the infamous Sarfend match you smack your head against the wall screaming "WILDER OUT!"

You put yourself in a coma and have only just woken up today at 5pm. The first thing you want to know is how United are doing. You fear we'll be bottom of League Two with zero points and another Micky Adams at the helm.

The doctor shows you the Championship table.

Question in title.

I'd probably have checked League One, then checked League Two, then wondered if we'd had a multiple division demotion for financial irregularity.

Eventually I'd check the bottom half of the championship, still not see us and assume the club had folded.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Own up, how many times have you had a look at the championship league table since yesterday. Just to check it’s not a dream. I’ve lost count.

I still open the paper on a Sunday (yes, I'm an old fashioned soul) and immediately go to league one. Force of habit. And I still can't believe we are in the same league as Aston Villa, Fulham and Wolves.

 

[Ricky]

I'd be bouncing off the walls laughing non stop and frantically trying to find out just what the fucking hell has happened.

 

[DifferentClass]

Is that HughJarse 's companion?

Yes, just like their American friend Hugh Jass.

I still open the paper on a Sunday (yes, I'm an old fashioned soul) and immediately go to league one. Force of habit. And I still can't believe we are in the same league as Aston Villa, Fulham and Wolves.

I find myself still doing that often too!

 

[Dec]

I still remember the lad that took his Blades top off and threw it down the Kop that evening.

He must think he's somehow responsible for the turnaround since then.

 

[bornablade]

I'd wake up and say 'What's happened?'

Doctor replies 'You're in the Northern General'

'Bloody hell I knew that Wilder was crap'

 

[shorehamview]

Waking up after months asleep, I’d probably have a wank as no doubt Mrs SV would be at work.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Slip back into another coma, before miraculously being brought back to consciousness by the Champions League anthem 2 years later.

 

[flashinblade1889]

Waking up after months asleep, I’d probably have a wank as no doubt Mrs SV would be at work.

Proper chuckle at that one SV

 

[Cerberus Blade]

So after the infamous Sarfend match you smack your head against the wall screaming "WILDER OUT!"

You put yourself in a coma and have only just woken up today at 5pm. The first thing you want to know is how United are doing. You fear we'll be bottom of League Two with zero points and another Micky Adams at the helm.

The doctor shows you the Championship table.

Question in title.

I’m pleased I missed the Southend game. But I saw all the previous ones and felt it was fine margins indeed. On the opening day at Bolton we played well and were unlucky. I did think we just weren’t making the ball stick in midfield and posted on here that we should get Coutts in the team.

So, there was never a time when I felt like smacking head on wall or wanted Wilder out. And as some may know, I’ve gone on the attack with those morons who were posting things like “the jobs too big for Wilder” after just two games last season. Frankly, I think folks like this are not just plain thick but are cancerous. It’s ok to have a different opinion, but when your opinion has no basis whatsoever and only serves to undermine the club then you need removing from the discussion altogether imo.

Anyhow... to the question itself and I don’t think anyone expected this, but at the same time it’s long overdue.

 

[Punk Blade]

I’d ask who the manager is and who the rich new owner is.

After having a right good chuckle at the pigs, of course.

 

[blade67]

I’m pleased I missed the Southend game. But I saw all the previous ones and felt it was fine margins indeed.

tbf, there were no fine margins that night. Nile Ranger ran us ragged for 30 minutes before going off injured, but by then he'd finished off Long's and Hussy's blades careers. JOC had his name on the 3rd goal and the 2nd half saw no fight from the blades to drag us back into it. After a lucky point against Rochdale in the game before, it felt like a tough year ahead. Unlike the previous manager, Wilder wasn't in denial, sorted the defence and realised what he had in Coutts.

 

[BushBlade]

I'd assume I was still in a coma and it was some weird dream, like Life on Mars, and ask the doctor if we've sold Mick Jones to Leeds yet.