Let's Bounce

[Pinchy]

Yes. We should bounce. Have I gone mad? Yes, but not recently, so hear me out, please.

The Bouncing Day Massacre has to be commemorated. If an event that happened almost forty years ago can be celebrated triumphantly every year (not least by the ever-neutral Star) then so must the September Ba de Ya.

So, we should bounce. Not very often. Hardly ever, in fact. We bounce for the first time on 13/1/18. We start Bouncing at the exact minute and second of Hoppity Pig scoring. We stop, abruptly and immediately, at the exact time Duff scored.

We repeat this homage at every subsequent Pig Roast and annually at the most proximate home game to 24/9, adjusting the times to reflect kick-offs of course.

The Star will be all over it, neutrally...

Yes. Let's bounce.

 

[Barney]

Nah fuck it I'm bouncing at the game tonight.

 

[SwissBlade]

Yes. We should bounce. Have I gone mad? Yes, but not recently, so hear me out, please.

The Bouncing Day Massacre has to be commemorated. If an event that happened almost forty years ago can be celebrated triumphantly every year (not least by the ever-neutral Star) then so must the September Ba de Ya.

So, we should bounce. Not very often. Hardly ever, in fact. We bounce for the first time on 13/1/18. We start Bouncing at the exact minute and second of Hoppity Pig scoring. We stop, abruptly and immediately, at the exact time Duff scored.

We repeat this homage at every subsequent Pig Roast and annually at the most proximate home game to 24/9, adjusting the times to reflect kick-offs of course.

The Star will be all over it, neutrally...

Yes. Let's bounce.

Sounds a shite idea if i'm completely honest.

 

[fireblade]

Would you feel let down if I didn't?

 

[Rodley]

I ain't bouncing. I'm no pig.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Prefer a chorus of "If you don't fucking bounce your'e a Blade' with feet firmly planted on the floor.

 

[Bedrock Blade]

Let's bounce...put on the red shoes..

 

[Shirty Blade]

Next time we play them and if we are winning we should stand still and just sing their song back to them. "If your not Fu**ing bouncing your a blade." Then logic dictates that they will have to bounce up and down, even though they are losing.

 

[BigBed]

Let's bounce...put on the red shoes..

And trounce the blues!

 

[stringer]

The Bouncing Day Massacre has to be commemorated. If an event that happened almost forty years ago can be celebrated triumphantly every year (not least by the ever-neutral Star) then so must the September Ba de Ya.

http://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/foot...-derby-stunner-for-sheffield-united-1-8774045

 

[Pinchy]

Sounds a shite idea if i'm completely honest.

Oh well, I tried. You're entitled to your point of view, unimaginative and mundane though it may be.

 

[blade too long]

"Let's Bounce"

Let's bounce put on your red shirt and laugh at the blues

Let's bounce to the commentary
they're playin' on the radio

Let's sway
while Duffy lights up the Lane
Let's sway
sway as we beat those pigs again

when Clarkey runs he runs at you
When Fleck strikes a ball its in

When Duffy hits one true
Would break pigs hearts in two
If Brooks get the ball
Into his feet
pigs tremble like a flower

Let's bounce

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Let's bounce.

Let's not.

 

[Pinchy]

Let's not.

Okay. Sorry. Let's not do anything out of the ordinary. Let's not be innovative in any way. Let's sing the same old weary selection of songs badly. We must know our place. Grumpy, miserable, sit on your hands and moan, parochial Sheffield United fans. The sooner we turn the Lane back into a library the better.

Only in S2.

 

[stringer]

Okay. Sorry. Let's not do anything out of the ordinary. Let's not be innovative in any way. Let's sing the same old weary selection of songs badly. We must know our place. Grumpy, miserable, sit on your hands and moan, parochial Sheffield United fans. The sooner we turn the Lane back into a library the better.

Only in S2.

Let's not copy the cringeworthy song/dance/thing that's almost exclusively used by our biggest rivals, that almost everyone will have mocked them for in the past because it's ridiculous. They know they looked like tits on Sunday and that won't fade easily... we don't need to make tits of ourselves to rub it in even more

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Okay. Sorry. Let's not do anything out of the ordinary. Let's not be innovative in any way. Let's sing the same old weary selection of songs badly. We must know our place. Grumpy, miserable, sit on your hands and moan, parochial Sheffield United fans. The sooner we turn the Lane back into a library the better.

Only in S2.

I love innovation. I welcome a departure from the same old songs. I have no issue marking the magnificent occasion with something good. This is neither innovative, nor good.

 

[Pinchy]

I ain't bouncing. I'm no pig.

That's entirely up to you. On reflection it's far too adventurous for Sheffield United fans. Many clubs would organise something like that at the drop of a hat and enjoy it. We struggle to clap our hands on the same beat.

Let's have an out of tune race to the end of Greasy Chip Butty and leave it at that.

My apologies for having an idea out of the Bladey Inferiority Comfort Zone.

 

[Pinchy]

I love innovation. I welcome a departure from the same old songs. I have no issue marking the magnificent occasion with something good. This is neither innovative, nor good.

You know best. Do tell. Nothing too difficult though.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

You know best. Do tell. Nothing too difficult though.

I'm more of an idea destroyer than an idea creator – a Nick Montgomery of creative-thinking so to speak.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

I think you should employ some more sarcasm in your posts Pinchy, that'll stir em.

The best thing to do is nick their song and ruin it, make it our song and sing it but don't fucking bounce!! Dehumanise the fucking shit cunt of a song.

 

[sheffielder]

Pigs bounce

 

[Pinchy]

Let's not copy the cringeworthy song/dance/thing that's almost exclusively used by our biggest rivals, that almost everyone will have mocked them for in the past because it's ridiculous. They know they looked like tits on Sunday and that won't fade easily... we don't need to make tits of ourselves to rub it in even more

Perhaps we could point at the centre-spot whist smiling inanely? Or drape a scruffy banner daubed in crayon by an infant over a railway bridge. Hold the Front Page.

If you think I'm suggesting copying the Pigs you might want to swot up on rhetoric, irony and satire. My proposition is pure mockery. Have you told the editor you think them ridiculous? Perhaps Smith could write a weird article about it?

Anyway; over to you for a better idea.

 

[Pinchy]

I'm more of an idea destroyer than an idea creator – a Nick Montgomery of creative-thinking so to speak.

You do yourself a disservice. You are one of the better contributors on here. I refuse to allow you to condemn yourself as absolutely fucking useless.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Yes. We should bounce. Have I gone mad? Yes, but not recently, so hear me out, please.

The Bouncing Day Massacre has to be commemorated. If an event that happened almost forty years ago can be celebrated triumphantly every year (not least by the ever-neutral Star) then so must the September Ba de Ya.

So, we should bounce. Not very often. Hardly ever, in fact. We bounce for the first time on 13/1/18. We start Bouncing at the exact minute and second of Hoppity Pig scoring. We stop, abruptly and immediately, at the exact time Duff scored.

We repeat this homage at every subsequent Pig Roast and annually at the most proximate home game to 24/9, adjusting the times to reflect kick-offs of course.

The Star will be all over it, neutrally...

Yes. Let's bounce.

Bollocks to that, I'm 67 for fuck's sake

 

[JJBlade]

I've already said it
If United fans do it they'd better do it to something edgy rather than "Never gonna bounce again" or "Lets bounce"


Talking Heads
Bouncing Killer, Mark Duffy fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
Better run run run run run awaaaaayyyyyy
Oooohhhh ooh

If they start with George Michael I'm going to become a pig myself

 

[SwissBlade]

Oh well, I tried. You're entitled to your point of view, unimaginative and mundane though it may be.

Bouncing is a bit too hoofy for me

 

[Iceybabey]

It's dead and buried. Speak to Duffy he knows where the body is.

 

[Captain]

Bouncy Bouncy

 

[JohnDenver]

I'm more of an idea destroyer than an idea creator – a Nick Montgomery of creative-thinking so to speak.

Steady on Luffers, or I'll be putting your poster on my wall.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

"If you bounce like a twat, if you bounce like a twat then your a Pig......."