They might not bounce Anymore

[west_yorks_blade]

I was happy in the haze of a piggy bounce

But heaven knows I'm miserable now.

 

[dazzlingblade]

in late september in s6
we arrived in masses, expecting a win
they wore red and we wore blue
but we have hooper and bannan too


bounce bounce he shot us down
bounce bounce in our awful ground
bounce bounce that awful sound
bounce bounce mark duffy shot us down

 

[TimofeeVee]

I hope they keep bouncing.......just like I'm rooting for Carlos to keep his job...! Don't go changing S6

 

[DeanLearner'sCat]

Mark Duffy has done a great service to the game of football. He should be given an OBE.

 

[dazzlingblade]

OBE - Owls Bounce Ended

 

[tomtheblade]

The funny thing about that chant is that the meaning translates as 'if you dont bounce youre a blade'
*not*
'If you bounce then you're not a blade'

So we can, should we wish, rub it in their faces by singing it back to them

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

New stock in club shop
Duffy sports bra

Guaranteed to stop tits bouncing

 

[stringjunior]

Part of our problem is the groupthink on here that had already written them off as 'nobodies', simply because we hadn't seen most of them play.

Just because Wednesday have many players who cost > £5m and on big wages, it doesn't mean that other team's players are automatically crap. It is this Billy Bigbollocks attitude that then feeds into a sense of entitlement, that assumes we should always beat the 'small' teams.

Our ignorance of their players does us no credit. Sometime we have to accept that the 'massive' thing is a joke, not a fact set in stone by the footballing gods

 

[beatific blade]

We should sing "if you don't fucking bounce then you're a Blade" to the pigs at the Lane. Stood still of course.

If they start bouncing, they'll look like twats. If they don't, they're all Blades.

Ha!

 

[Rusty view]

All this piss taking is making me feel guilty. Therefore I'd like to dedicate a song to the twats....

 

[Ricky]

'Bouncing in defiance' is the rallying cry on there now!

FFS

 

[Rusty view]

'Bouncing in defiance' is the rallying cry on there now!

FFS

The memory will be too raw for them. They'll start and then just burst into tears

 

[Barney]

We should sing "if you don't fucking bounce then you're a Blade" to the pigs at the Lane. Stood still of course.

If they start bouncing, they'll look like twats. If they don't, they're all Blades.

Ha!

And if they don't bounce...

Shortly follow it with a "Na Na Na Na he's a Blade and he's a Blade"

 

[beatific blade]

Just come up with this - feel free to edit/amend:

Bounce, bounce, wherever you may be,
Smashed out of town by Mark Duffy!
Could've been worse,
Could've been Clarke,
Or better yet Billy fucking Sharp!

 

[Tyler Durden]

It gets better down the thread:

Hope you know your post has been shared on championship banter forums with the pigs having a right laugh.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

That's why they'll never bounce again
View attachment 31384
AgaMonkey rendition of the Boxing Day song will ring out Wednesday night

Hark now hear United sing
The Wednesday run away
And we will laugh forevermore
Because of Bouncing Day

????
- Clarke now hears United sing
You scored 2 goals away
....
???

 

[CrookesBlade]

Part of our problem is the groupthink on here that had already written them off as 'nobodies', simply because we hadn't seen most of them play.

Just because Wednesday have many players who cost > £5m and on big wages, it doesn't mean that other team's players are automatically crap. It is this Billy Bigbollocks attitude that then feeds into a sense of entitlement, that assumes we should always beat the 'small' teams.

Our ignorance of their players does us no credit. Sometime we have to accept that the 'massive' thing is a joke, not a fact set in stone by the footballing gods

This is kind of like a Nazi soldier turning round to his commanding officer halfway through the war and asking “hey, we aren’t the baddies are we?”.

 

[Blade58]

Just seen this:

"Bouncing Day Massacre"

 

[metalblade]

A song for the piggies .............

When you walk in Swillsborough park
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark

At the end of a park
There's a rusty sty
And the screams and squeals of a pig

Jog on through the wind
Jog on through the rain
Though your team's been bossed and owned

Jog on, Jog on
With tears in your eyes
And you'll never bounce again
You'll never bounce again

Jog on, Jog on
With tears in your eyes
And you'll never bounce again
You'll never bounce again

 

[Robboblade1889]

My favourite comment on owlstalk today, apparently Wilder is classless for mentioning how much money Wendy have spent and he shouldn't put pressure on poor old Carlos if he respects him ha ha ha ha. Absolutely brilliant these nutters have made my day today.

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Living far far far away I really don't know what all this bouncing stiff is about..

Ive said before I don't follow the pigs, know owt about em and keep my mind pict free.

I did see a lot of movement on th telly but didn't hear the song or pat.

Does my life need to know about bouncing or shall I leave it to inferior rashered types??

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Piggy W@nkers
Piggy W@nkers
You're not bouncing any more
You're not bouncing any more

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

What a pitiful set of bastards they are.

Not all of them ..... Oops sorry, just realised it was posted elsewhere

 

[metalblade]

https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http...hsO0dYwm9bv_qdNTH6SNc8qbKmMZw46XccbPOZKAMyTBs

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I can't remember if I cried
When Mark Duffy cut inside
I knew it wasn't going wide
The day the bouncing died

Brilliant!

Don McLean - American Pie

Reminds me of my part time job on the bar at Sheffield Polytechnic, (yes), and the pub they then owned, The Minerva Tavern, in the early 70s

For the youngsters amongst us the relevant bit is about 47 seconds I think

 

[JJBlade]

They call themselves Barmy Army
Something that United fans were called in about 1977

They Bounce
Something that fans of all clubs did in about 1977

What are they going to "invent" next ? If they can't bounce
Thousands of balloons maybe ?
Inflatable toys ?
Ticker Tape ?
Pyrotechnics ?
Loudhailers ?

 

[Greenwich Blade]

And Joao Equalises............................

DUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYY restores the lead, what a response from the Blades!!

 

[Sean Thornton]

From Porktalk. You need a heart of stone not to laugh.




I can't.

Genuinely I had about two hours fitful sleep.

Mind racing, awful slow motion replays in my head of a smirking, knowing Leon Clarke.



He might as well have been fingering my dear old mother while slyly winking at me. The anguish would be no less.



I see Wilder fist pumping down by the dugout .

And I look down on him thanking the fourth official and shaking hands when the game is still In play! Safe in the knowledge that it's done.



I see the dullard Evans laughing and guffawing amongst the subs. I see his filthy hands high giving his team mates.



And I wake from this half sleep nightmare and know it was real. It was all real. That that scum should come to Hillsborough and score four goals with a team of third division players (and one promising young talent) and dominate us.



I cannot shut my eyes , for on the back of my eyelids I see Billy the Blunt leading the fans at Leppings Lane. ..and I look up as I sit lonely in the Grandstand and see the whooping and jeering scum.





And I feel like my heart has been torn by a mangy trotter from my chest and ripped apart still beating, that my blood has fallen into the gutter a black and glistening mass like the barbecue sauce from some hipster twatts pulled pork sandwich....and my heart has been trod and squashed as the last beat was stamped out of it under the hoofed feet of those devils.

 

[Rusty view]

To the words of you'll never walk again.....

You'll never bounce again
Fuck off fuck off
No hope in your soul
When Duffy scored that goal
You'll never bounce again

 

[SwissBlade]

Brilliant, the gift just keeps on giving