Match Programme - Sunday

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

£5

150 page edition.

Read on .... if you want.

https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/t...heffield-united-programme-looks-like-a-beast/

 

[Sean Thornton]

No one should spend any money on programmes drinks pies in fact anything at that shithole.

 

[WhiteHawk]

MASSIVE!!

 

[FTPE]

Aggggh why did I read their comments!?
I'll be angry for the rest of the day now.

I don't know whether I really like our enemy being such collosal cunts or whether I'd prefer them to be normal like most other fans.

I suppose when we win Sunday it'll make it even sweeter.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

"Biggest ever". As usual...

 

[Sean Thornton]

Do they get a free last seasons shirt with it or are they still on sale at £50?

Thick fuckwiit "owlsmaniac"is that much of a fan he doesn't even know what time kick off is.

 

[DazBlade88]

I like how the replies are laughing at the fact we don't like getting shafted with prices.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I like how the replies are laughing at the fact we don't like getting shafted with prices.

Come on, those dopey gets can't be expected to join those dots. Even with a really big crayon.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Found a picture of it being published

 

[elgoog44]

they are a new type of Partially human species called "the colossal Cunt" unaware or able to feel normal everyday human feelings, they feed at a subhuman level bottom feeding on the scraps of life and the elusion they are somehow a higher being.

This can and is made worse by gathering in one place by "the Colossal cunt", Especially when they Gather at a place called Hillsborough, this makes them lose the little bit of rational thought and common sense they had and makes there delusion grow bigger and more distorted, there numbers at such gatherings have been greatly miss quoted through out history, as they tend to count anything and everything in there group number, often distorting and blurring the lines of reality.

At these gatherings, or as they are known "the Cuntfest" you will see some of the more dominant subjects of the Species come forward and exhibit often copied sounds and actions, it is safe to watch them from a distance, but interactions and contact is very much a dangerous pastime, they can deflect and Ignore things like the truth and reality. They like to twist anything to suit there way of life, please be careful around them especially in Hillsborough, good luck to any explorers going there, stay safe.

 

[pommpey]

God. I fucking hate those cunts.

And this 1867, 150 years shit. Where does that come from, exactly? They were formed as a cricket playing day-off side, started as The Wednesday at BDTBL, fucked off over rent after six years and didn't adopt the 'Sheffield' in their name for over forty years. This after having their 'stadium' built for them.

I mean, which is the more established club? Us, or them?

Fucking piggy cunts.

pommpey

 

[grafikhaus]

I like how the replies are laughing at the fact we don't like getting shafted with prices.

'Ordered'
'Ordered'
'Ordered'
'Ordered'
'Ordered'

Yes, we know you're thick cunts who will pay owt Tunaman demands. 'Order your programme now and get a free Ryanair ticket valid until 20th September 2017.'

God. I fucking hate those cunts.

And this 1867, 150 years shit. Where does that come from, exactly? They were formed as a cricket playing day-off side, started as The Wednesday at BDTBL, fucked off over rent after six years and didn't adopt the 'Sheffield' in their name for over forty years. This after having their 'stadium' built for them.

I mean, which is the more established club? Us, or them?

Fucking piggy cunts.

pommpey

But they stay true to their tradition. Blue and white striped shirt, original badge...oh, hang on!

 

[bladesmanluke]

It's brilliant how Chansiri is taking them for a ride and they just lap it up. Wait until they're still in the championship in 3 years time and paying through the nose to watch expensive flops in ever dwindling crowds.

I'd feel sorry for them, but they bring it upon themselves by justifying it

 

[originaltrueblade]

Thought I would have a laugh as you do with regard to their massive program by their massive club. So I did a dummy run I put 20,000 programmes in the basket up came a warning you cannot order more than 357. So I thought okay let's see what happens if a put 357 in the basket. Up came this message "WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH PROGRAMS IN STOCK PLEASE CHECK BACk IN A FEW DAYS" F****ing Hilarious. massive club my arse.
Give em a fu**ing hammering on Sunday Sharpy!!!!!!!!

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Tunaman got his people hand printing them as we speak,done a few hundred but the silly cunts have not caught enough octopus so they ran out of ink.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Tunaman got his people hand printing them as we speak,done a few hundred but the silly cunts have not caught enough octopus so they ran out of ink.

It's those dolphins jumping in the nets.