Trouble at swill

[BLADE OF GRASS]

Portuguese custard tarts - very nice sold in Co'op down south.

and on one of the stalls in the moor market if your that way inclined

 

[BLADE OF GRASS]

and on one of the stalls in the moor market if your that way inclined

Sorry just seen everyone's moor market suggestion

 

[Rusty view]

Even Jesus couldn't work that miracle. Water into wine, world's biggest buffet from a bit of bread and fish, getting cripples walking all fair enough. But getting that motley collection of tone-deaf fucknuggets in tune is a step too far. You'll hear better music from someone stuffing a donkey into a washing machine and shoving it down a metal fire escape.

You not keen on them then?

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

I've found that the most expensive tarts are on vivastreet.sheffieldescorts.co.uk......so I've been told.

 

[singaporeblade]

The Portugese custard tarts are my favourite too......usually buy them from a local bakery near Rotten's Pig's Head pub in Burgau, Portugal......However I now find the Japanese Hokkaido baked cheese tarts available in Penang are even more delicious!! Many different fillings available too.....bloody disastrous for the waist line though....

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

The Portugese custard tarts are my favourite too......usually buy them from a local bakery near Rotten's Pig's Head pub in Burgau, Portugal......However I now find the Japanese Hokkaido baked cheese tarts available in Penang are even more delicious!! Many different fillings available too.....bloody disastrous for the waist line though....

So thats where the fucker came from?

Rotten's Pig's Head pub in Burgau, Portugal

 

[TTMeysh]

All of that makes for grim reading if you're a pig and cause of optimism if you're a Blade.

But in all seriousness, how can this wet lettuce bully anyone?

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Look at the sheer state of him. What a turnip.

Put that guy in a scarlet tunic, and he looks like the upper class officer-type that Sean Bean kicks the shit out of in every single episode of 'Sharpe'.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

More trouble afoot... the triffids are unhappy!

 

[WILLIAM H BONNEY]

I've found that the most expensive tarts are on vivastreet.sheffieldescorts.co.uk......so I've been told.

I just went on that site and they tried to flog me a 1987 xr3i,prices are ridiculous on that site.

 

[Foxy]

You usually have to get there early to stand a chance, Hillsborough Sainsburys are the most convenient for me. Not tried to make any yet but the recipe doesn't look too hard. Essentially its just made with flaky pastry instead of the shortcrust you get with our custards,

Linz has made them.

Forge bakehouse also do them, but not found any on a par from their original home a short walk from the Belenenses ground.

http://pasteisdebelem.pt/en/

 

[Kenilworth]

Linz has made them.

Forge bakehouse also do them, but not found any on a par from their original home a short walk from the Belenenses ground.

http://pasteisdebelem.pt/en/

Oooh. Foxy slagging off the Mrs cooking.
Not sure that's wise

 

[grafikhaus]

All of that makes for grim reading if you're a pig and cause of optimism if you're a Blade.

But in all seriousness, how can this wet lettuce bully anyone?

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Look at the sheer state of him. What a turnip.

Fits well into how this thread has morphed. Winnall looks as tough as a tuppenny custard.

And twice as yellow.

 

[mattbianco1]

All of that makes for grim reading if you're a pig and cause of optimism if you're a Blade.

But in all seriousness, how can this wet lettuce bully anyone?

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Look at the sheer state of him. What a turnip.

But he plays for Derby...

 

[Rodley]

Linz has made them.

Forge bakehouse also do them, but not found any on a par from their original home a short walk from the Belenenses ground.

http://pasteisdebelem.pt/en/

They are amazing there. Bloody hot in that place though with that oven going 24/7.

 

[Foxy]

Oooh. Foxy slagging off the Mrs cooking.
Not sure that's wise

I may have worded my reply somewhat incorrectly

 

[davidblade]

Mates lad played for Barnsley u18s last couple of years...yep it is common knowledge that Winnal is a top twat.

I remember when the dingles played us a few seasons ago . Winnall was a full weight dirty cunt.

 

[Grappler]

I remember when the dingles played us a few seasons ago . Winnall was a full weight dirty cunt.

Think he will know he has been in a game when we play Derby again. Our lads aren't exactly shy.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Linz has made them.

Forge bakehouse also do them, but not found any on a par from their original home a short walk from the Belenenses ground.

http://pasteisdebelem.pt/en/

Should get her to set up at the Lane and solve the catering problem. Would shift 1,000's of those on a matchday!

 

[McGrath]

Portuguese custard tarts - very nice sold in Co'op down south.

They sell then at the Moor Market as well.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Just to let you Portuguese custard lovers know, they sell these on the Moor Market.

Thanks.

 

[The Crab]

Just to let you Portuguese custard lovers know, they sell these on the Moor Market.

Thanks.

Well, I was going to ask......................

 

[TJB.]

So in summary, the pigs are in a spot of bother because Winnall is a twat who ate all the Portugese tarts?

 

[Sean Thornton]

So in summary, the pigs are in a spot of bother because Winnall is a twat who ate all the Portugese tarts?

No. The tarts were sent by mistake to the sweat shop making their Ipswich replica shirts (available late January 2018) and the greedy four year olds ate the lot and downed tools. They are now on strike as they don't want to come to the UK to bolt together the Pigs new Sty and be housed on't Cross.

The Dulux Six are being flown out to get the sewing machines moving again.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

No. The tarts were sent by mistake to the sweat shop making their Ipswich replica shirts (available late January 2018) and the greedy four year olds ate the lot and downed tools. They are now on strike as they don't want to come to the UK to bolt together the Pigs new Sty and be housed on't Cross.

The Dulux Six are being flown out to get the sewing machines moving again.

The fantastic 4
The famous 5
The dulux 6
The magnificent 7

Amongst some great company those boys. Always wondered what happened to them.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The fantastic 4
The famous 5
The dulux 6
The magnificent 7

Amongst some great company those boys. Always wondered what happened to them.

Poor buggers can't even sit in Dole Corner now it's been condemned. Mind you, Tunaman would probably still want £40 a game off them.

 

[cahill]

They seem lighter than ours because of the flaky pastry, and I do like a normal custard too.

This is giving me a hard on

 

[cahill]

This is giving me a hard on

They sell then at the Moor Market as well.

Is this stuff off something called the Dark Net, whatever that is ?

 

[JohnDenver]

This is giving me a hard on

Soggy bottoms will do that to a chap.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Soggy bottoms will do that to a chap.

 

[JohnDenver]

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Not sure whether to go for the stuffing gag, or the special sauce angle.... What would Kenilworth do?