Our new generation of hooligan pricks

All advertisments are hidden for logged in members, why not log in/register?

Shit, sorry mate, just posted exactly the same gag! Too right, jokers

It's hard not to think of Danny Dyer when someone is genuinely posting gems such "when it comes on top then get ready cos it's game on!" without a hint of irony. Maybe he'll try and arrange an "off" with you so you can go "toe to toe".
 



At the back end of last season I claimed I was a fan representative of Sheffield United who was in talks with the local constabulary over alcohol consumption at the lane . As part of these discussions I went on to claim that police were planning to breathalise fans entering the stadium and would arrest all those over the drink drive limit and prosecution and a 3 year banning order awaited all those failing the test .

What really surprised me wasn't the number of posters who thought I was being serious . It was the significant number of posters who felt it was the correct thing for the police to do that left me incredulous .

What the fuck :eek::eek::eek::confused::confused::confused:
Top wind up that - got me hook, line and sinker. At least I thought you re a twat and didn't back you! :)
 
Why?

I don't need to name anyone just to stir it and I'm just Foxy and Linz don't want middle aged men exchanging pathetic threats on here.

Whether people choose to take any notice of my post is neither here nor there. It was in response to a comment from someone along similar lines.

If I had named someone then I would expect to get called out.


Whoa , easy there tiger . No need to get so hot under the collar . It's only the internet . ;)
 
is this anything to do with a video ive seen on twitter post match. but i cant tell if its Middlesboro fighting amongst themselves or its our stupid minority ruining it for the majority

Take a look at @CarlDraper98's Tweet:


Shocking to see. You can see people taking their kids away from it (or at least trying to). Utter twats all of them, whoever they 'support'.
 
Inside and outside the ground yesterday, I'd call it nothing more than handbags. Many on here are getting their knickers in a twist over not a lot really. Perhaps a strongly worded letter to the Times would help release some of this pent up stuffiness.
must have been one hell of a handbag that hospitalised a police officer with all the protection they wear.
 
Unfortunately this'handbags' stuff as you call it gets built into something bigger. I'm off to Cardiff on Tuesday. I want to be able to have a pint before the game, enjoy the game and then enjoy a pint afterwards. So please....no handbags at Cardiff.
And I'm hoping to do exactly the same :)
 
Seems to me like we just held our ground and had a good pop back, no different to what's happened for past 50 years (apart from it wasn't all over social media then). Some drama queens need to calm down. I don't condone looking for it but when it comes on top then get ready cos it's game on!

Yes totally looked like standing ground on the video on page 1...

The video shows many people storm a car park full of women and children waiting to go home. The car park appears to be a home car park as from the video, you don't see any SUFC shirts but multiple Boro shirts.

That's not standing your ground.
 
At the back end of last season I claimed I was a fan representative of Sheffield United who was in talks with the local constabulary over alcohol consumption at the lane . As part of these discussions I went on to claim that police were planning to breathalise fans entering the stadium and would arrest all those over the drink drive limit and prosecution and a 3 year banning order awaited all those failing the test .

What really surprised me wasn't the number of posters who thought I was being serious . It was the significant number of posters who felt it was the correct thing for the police to do that left me incredulous .

What the fuck :eek::eek::eek::confused::confused::confused:
Bloody hell, I'd get banned every game.

I'm my defence, I'm a very peaceful pisshead m'lud
 



Well it's more valid than people who are getting their info off Twitter, Toby Foster or SKY.
Don't see why.

I was there, I could write a completely different version of events based entirely on what I saw.

Doesn't make my version any more reliable either.

Just a different opinion.
 
Pissed or not is not the direct issue. Violence is. I certainly wouldn't be breathalising on the turnstile, wind up or not. You can have all sorts of pissheads: merry, jokey, sleepy. Like the dwarves really. As long as they are a well behaved pisshead and they are there for a good time, are respectful around children and families (maybe sit in the appropriate area of the ground) and don't intend on driving home, fair enough. Its a day out after all and we are all there for a good time. Its when violence occurs, that's the issue.

Some tossers will be drunk, some won't. You can be drunk without being a tosser but unfortunately you don't need to be pissed to give it the big one. Indeed looking at some of these reports of what happened, many weren't actually old enough to drink anyways.
 
Pissed or not is not the direct issue. Violence is. I certainly wouldn't be breathalising on the turnstile, wind up or not. You can have all sorts of pissheads: merry, jokey, sleepy. Like the dwarves really. As long as they are a well behaved pisshead and they are there for a good time, are respectful around children and families (maybe sit in the appropriate area of the ground) and don't intend on driving home, fair enough. Its a day out after all and we are all there for a good time. Its when violence occurs, that's the issue.

Some tossers will be drunk, some won't. You can be drunk without being a tosser but unfortunately you don't need to be pissed to give it the big one. Indeed looking at some of these reports of what happened, many weren't actually old enough to drink anyways.

Probably similar to the little cunts who traipse round Meadowhall thinking their fucking Connor McGregor.

Wankers.
 
Football hooligan logic:

"Your team wear a different colour shirt to mine, and we're from different postcodes. We must fight so I can assert my authority".

Bunch of tits.
Religious logic : You believe in a different fairytale character to mine and were from different countries. We must fight so I can assert my authority.
 
It's one persons opinion, not a statement of fact.

Doesn't mean it's any more or any less valid than anyone else's opinion but that's all it is.

It does because his video backs his story up. The cowardly policeman can be clearly seen punching the man on the floor. Another video shows 2 large boldy Boro fans kicking the fence separating them from the Blades fans. These 2 idiots had a child with them who it is alleged threw his bottle over the fence after. The same video shows missiles being thrown over the fence at Blades fans including another child throwing a bottle. When a few Blades fans got through the gate opening the Boro "tough guys" melted in to thin air and the missile hurling ended.
 
Religious logic : You believe in a different fairytale character to mine and were from different countries. We must fight so I can assert my authority.

I've taken to following the Jedi Religion, you have to be careful where you get your Sabre out though.
 



All advertisments are hidden for logged in members, why not log in/register?

All advertisments are hidden for logged in members, why not log in/register?

Back
Top Bottom