How hard are you for our new signing?

[South Bucks]

I spent all afternoon boning the OAP next door.
And she's been dead for a week.
Would that that be mildly moist,or mildly sick?

Are you Alice Cooper ?

 

[McGrath]

I'm hoping to show Mr Stearman tonight in the toilets at Dempseys

 

[s4-blade]

Thread of the year ladies and gentlemen.

 

[sheffielder]

I spent all afternoon boning the OAP next door.
And she's been dead for a week.
Would that that be mildly moist,or mildly sick?

Shouldn't that be dicking and not boning?

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Shouldn't that be dicking and not boning?

I did ask,but no reply.

 

[Torrix1889]

I only wank in United socks... which is a little awkward considering I don't have the required parts!

You could wear them....just over the knee like....

 

[BigBed]

I spent all afternoon boning the OAP next door.
And she's been dead for a week.
Would that that be mildly moist,or mildly sick?

Savillesk actually dude!

 

[Boxer Blade]

I spent all afternoon boning the OAP next door.
And she's been dead for a week.
Would that that be mildly moist,or mildly sick?

Depends whether she is/was older or younger than you before I can " come" to a conclusion pal

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

I'm still throwing rope with half a teacake at the moment.