I've heard...

[The Crab]

The 'infamous' Cherry B incident...

How dare you, I'm a Port man!

 

[The Crab]

Firstly I never told him I was a Doctor. I was just trying to relieve the pain that the gerbil Lydon had "given" him was causing in his stomach. It seems they aren't bothered about smokey bacon crisps or cheesy wot sits. A vibrating mobile up there did the trick though.
(But it scared the gerbil to death)

Yes but the phone call was Ms Crab, and she didn't like it much when I told her why it took so long to answer, it made matters worse when I said I was in Dempsey's dabbling with an 18 year old, I meant the Port was 18 for fucks sake.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yes but the phone call was Ms Crab, and she didn't like it much when I told her why it took so long to answer, it made matters worse when I said I was in Dempsey's dabbling with an 18 year old, I meant the Port was 18 for fucks sake.

Rent Port then?

 

[The Crab]

Rent Port then?

When all was said and done I was nearer to Starboard.

 

[Sean Thornton]

When all was said and done I was nearer to Starboard.

Big bloke, beard, tattoos, wears a Viking helmet?

 

[BushBlade]

Yes but the phone call was Ms Crab, and she didn't like it much when I told her why it took so long to answer, it made matters worse when I said I was in Dempsey's dabbling with an 18 year old, I meant the Port was 18 for fucks sake.

Good job you don't drink cheap malt whiskey.

 

[The Crab]

Big bloke, beard, tattoos, wears a Viking helmet?

Sounds familiar but....................

 

[The Crab]

Good job you don't drink cheap malt whiskey.

I do when the Port runs out.

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

 

[blade too long]

I've heard...that you settled down
Found a girl and are married now



no wonder blades are miserable sods if they all quote Adele

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

That McCabe is working nights at Dempseys to help pay for the Championship wage increases.

Apparently Wilder is having his hands tied by the Prince as grown men can do what they want and we shouldn't judge.

Very reliable source, however it is 9th hand information and some bits may have been changed slightly.

I've heard from a very reliable source, my uncle who lives on Parson Cross and owns a tortoise bought in a Hillsborough pet shop, that our less fortunate cousins have come up with a great new song.

He says it' s another one from the fine tradition they have of coming up with highly original and deeply amusing songs and has the title " The Tuna Fish Sarnie song" and these are the lyrics:-

" You fill up my senses

Like a gallon of maggots

Like a handful of sweet corn

Or a big lump of bread

Like a day out at Howbrook

Like a tuna fish sarnie

Like Sheffi - ileld Wednesday

Come thrill me again

Oink oink "

Has anyone else heard about this ? It all sounds a bit fishy to me and could be a red herring.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

How old where you when you saw Joe play and what are your recollections mate? Would love to hear.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

How old where you when you saw Joe play and what are your recollections mate? Would love to hear.

Will do on another thread. For the time being, I can tell you that he was a truly wonderful player and a perfect gentleman.