caption competition number 3423

[blade too long]

see how many knob jokes we can get from this photo bomb

 

[Tyler Durden]

'Wilder photobombed by woman in background being impressed by giant penis'

 

[Kenilworth]

Wilder seen in same club as Carvalhal

 

[Kenilworth]

Is that how strappon gets his ITK?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Ah....shit, that was the point of the caption. Now I look rather fucking silly

 

[lingsbord]

"Chris Wilder's evening not ruined by Pinchy in the background telling a young woman that only he and "one or two others" like him could see that Monty was actually shit"

 

[sitwell]

Someones appeh

 

[Pierre's PC]

Nick "Monty" Montgomery relishes in his role as a hen night prop for his new TV series Montys Munters

 

[lingsbord]

kinell.........already? Better than Dam Flask this place

 

[lingsbord]

I see CW has been out with Billy Whitehurst a few times! Empty glass, pointing towards the subject, you know what you need to do

 

[DifferentClass]

The Blades are going up!

 

[Fanny magnet]

What the fuck was he drinking ? Brandy ?
Chardonnay ?
Where's the peroni ?

 

[DifferentClass]

Wilder keeping the pecker up around BDTBL

 

[stringjunior]

Is that the current Mrs Wilder?

(That's not a caption BTW, simply a question)

 

[sitwell]

Samir lays in the corner enhancing his reputation

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Please dont ask me to stand on a table.

 

[lingsbord]

Is that the current Mrs Wilder?

(That's not a caption BTW, simply a question)

Yes mate. met them at the Rising Sun on Fulwood Road before he got the job. I thought "fuck me he's punching above his weight", and then I recognised him

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

"Somebody get me anotha bloody drink"

 

[INTERUNITED]

"don't look behind you Chris, Gary Madine is sat with 3 birds"

 

[Dnblade]

He's just asked her if she'd join him for a cocktail.

 

[blade too long]

Wilder sees best tackle of the year at celebration

 

[stringjunior]

Now you're the manager of a championship club do you think we could afford to get me some jeans without a hole in the knee?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

"Who the fuck invited Michael Vaughan?"

 

[RealMcCoy]

"Who the fuck invited two Michael Vaughans?"

 

[metty]

I can't remember being in that bar!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

"Who the fuck invited two Michael Vaughans?"

He's a big nob, not a vampire, he does have a reflection.

 

[Billyblade]

Transexual with massive cock has a wank behind Chris Wilder.


I'm not very good at this am I?

 

[Liverpool blade]

"don't look behind you Chris, Gary Madine is sat with 3 birds"

Wilder is saying yeh I know he's sat behind me but they're not birds!!, he's been driving round s6 and picked up 3 fat chavs!!.

 

[McGrath]

Chris Wilder is so good he gives the furniture a hard on..... woof woof

 

[Willie Carlin]

Get her some new trousers bought!!!