caption competition number 3423

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

What the fuck was he drinking ? Brandy ?
Chardonnay ?
Where's the peroni ?

Looks like a Stella glass to me. Top lad.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Now you're the manager of a championship club do you think we could afford to get me some jeans without a hole in the knee?

Just been to Brighton, every fuckers dressed like a vagrant.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

see how many knob jokes we can get from this photo bomb

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United leave the cock ups behind them

 

[WalkelyFan]

Let me sit on your knee and we can talk about the first thing that comes up.

 

[LenTednTony]

It's not as big as yours Chris. How the hell do you think you pulled me?

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Group of women get inflatable cock out because nobody's paying attention to them.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Ah....shit, that was the point of the caption. Now I look rather fucking silly

Don't worry mate, we're used to it

 

[BigBed]

"Dean Hammond photo-bombs Chris Wilders intimate snap!"

 

[BladeFisher]

see how many knob jokes we can get from this photo bomb

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"I don't want to say owt....but yer crushing my left bollock....and am not 'appy"

 

[BladeFisher]

Yes mate. met them at the Rising Sun on Fulwood Road before he got the job. I thought "fuck me he's punching above his weight", and then I recognised him

Bloody hell. The Rising Sun. Went to school near there 50 years ago. Ambleside. Closed in the late 1960's.

 

[diode_blade]

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"Hey Love why is Jack o Connell wearing that hat?"

 

[Blade82]

Why is Chris hiding his feet....

 

[Pierre's PC]

I'm just suprised that the hen party aren't all over him like a cheap suit. The man is a god after all.

 

[king creole]

sooner or later the dick is going to be let down

 

[dazzlingblade]

chris wilder denies gareth ainsworth set to join backroom staff

 

[Tezza1889]

Tangos lost a bit of weight..

 

[LenTednTony]

He's cock o'the north, he's cock o'the north, Chrissy Wilder, he's cock o'the north!

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Must've been one helluva huge blowjob on that dick.