Caption Compo

[king creole]

and so the stereotypical asian business man put his most sellable asset in the shop window

 

[Cerberus Blade]

"I offered Chris as many camels as he wants for next season. He says he doesn't want camels, he wants money so he can spend it on players. I am confused because when I gave his predecessor, Nigel Adkins, money, he spent it on donkeys!"

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

“So Chris, we’ve discussed the fax machine, the new kit, whether it’s magnet or maggots, the Desso, the Kop concourse and if there’s anything we can ask Silent about Utd that he doesn’t know……are you even interested what your budget will be for next season ?”
“Not really Prince, we’ve got Billy Whitehurst in to negotiate transfers….. we won’t need a budget”.

 

[elgoog44]

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Had a great meeting with our coach Chris Wilder today talking about next season plans and preparation. UTB

Alternative #1
OK. He looks appeh but, Fuck Me, he's spending all my fucking hard inherited

Alternative #2
Must not smile
Must not smile
Must not smile
This is the oik that stole the Mayors hat and gets the players off their heads on beer.

Wilder through gritted teeth, "What the fuck are you doing with your hand?"

"what you no like it Chris?"


Or

Wilder "Always Aappy to pose with fans"

Prince "Chris I own the fucking club!"

 

[ScottBlade]

(Prince Abdullah has just announced the budget for Sheffield united's return to the championship. £100.000 will be made available to Chris Wilder for player purchases should the sales of Billy Sharp and John Fleck go through. Everyone at the meeting cracks up.)
Wilder: (Laughing hard) Really funny. Really funny.
Prince: Whattya mean i'm funny?
Wilder: You're just funny, y'know, the story, the budget. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Prince: Whattya mean? The way i talk? What?
Wilder: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, y'know the way you tell the story, the budget and everything.....
Prince: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
McCabe: (worried ) Prince, no, you got it all wrong.....
Prince: Whoa, whoa Kevin! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Wilder: Just you know you're funny.
Prince: You mean, let me understand this.... cuz i..... maybe it's me, maybe i'm a little bit fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, i mean funny, like i'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin amuse you? Whattya you mean i'm funny? Funny how? How am i funny?
Wilder: I don't know just....... you know how you tell the story. What?
Prince: No, no i don't know. You said it. How do i know? You said i'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am i funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
(Long suspenseful pause: is someone going to die?)
Wilder: (Cracking up) Get the fuck outta here!
(Everyone laughs, the tension is gone)
Prince: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him! I almost had him. You stuttering prick here! Kevin was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Kevin. You may fold under questioning!!
(A budget of £200,000,000 is agreed)

 

[HighfieldBlade]

 

[Silent Blade]

"I offered Chris as many camels as he wants for next season. He says he doesn't want camels, he wants money so he can spend it on players. I am confused because when I gave his predecessor, Nigel Adkins, money, he spent it on donkeys!"

The best one!

 

[BushBlade]

(Prince Abdullah has just announced the budget for Sheffield united's return to the championship. £100.000 will be made available to Chris Wilder for player purchases should the sales of Billy Sharp and John Fleck go through. Everyone at the meeting cracks up.)
Wilder: (Laughing hard) Really funny. Really funny.
Prince: Whattya mean i'm funny?
Wilder: You're just funny, y'know, the story, the budget. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Prince: Whattya mean? The way i talk? What?
Wilder: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, y'know the way you tell the story, the budget and everything.....
Prince: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
McCabe: (worried ) Prince, no, you got it all wrong.....
Prince: Whoa, whoa Kevin! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Wilder: Just you know you're funny.
Prince: You mean, let me understand this.... cuz i..... maybe it's me, maybe i'm a little bit fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, i mean funny, like i'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin amuse you? Whattya you mean i'm funny? Funny how? How am i funny?
Wilder: I don't know just....... you know how you tell the story. What?
Prince: No, no i don't know. You said it. How do i know? You said i'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am i funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
(Long suspenseful pause: is someone going to die?)
Wilder: (Cracking up) Get the fuck outta here!
(Everyone laughs, the tension is gone)
Prince: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him! I almost had him. You stuttering prick here! Kevin was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Kevin. You may fold under questioning!!
(A budget of £200,000,000 is agreed)

So is that from memory or have you got the screenplay?

 

[Sean Thornton]

CW. When you said I could spend 50 million shekels on the team you didn't tell me there were 10,000 to the pound.

Or that you were paying in Jewish money.

 

[Sean Thornton]

HRH- Chris, I see Mick Rookers won the fucking Superdraw again....

Chris - Hic 200 Hic dollars on red please croupier

 

[ScottBlade]

So is that from memory or have you got the screenplay?

I've seen it enough times but no 2 minute copy and paste job.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Wilder: "I'm looking forward to having a bigger budget & splashing the cash this summer"
Prince: "Where you eard dis pal?"

 

[PokerBlade]

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Original
Had a great meeting with our coach Chris Wilder today talking about next season plans and preparation. UTB

Alternative #1
OK. He looks appeh but, Fuck Me, he's spending all my fucking hard inherited

Alternative #2
Must not smile
Must not smile
Must not smile
This is the oik that stole the Mayors hat and gets the players off their heads on beer.

Shit camera work or shady deals? Mindless speculation and more in today's edition of The Star.